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Bob's Burgers S04E05

Part 3 March 10, 2020, 1:06 p.m.

是你吗
Was it?
不是我只是觉得被忽略了
No. I just started to feel left out.
盖尔我不确定
I don't know, Gayle.
但你确实很诡异
You are really... weird.
没错
That's true.
好啦不可能是盖尔
Come on, it wasn't Gayle.
你是招供了吗妈
Is that a confession, Mom?
什么太可笑了
What? That's crazy.
你也不总是那么可信的人琳达
You aren't always the most trustworthy person, Linda.
什么我吗
What!? Me!?
对就是你
Yes, you.
上次我出去一下
That time you changed the channel
你就把频道给换了
when I was out of the room.
你在说什么呢
What are you talking about?
别装蒜
Oh, don't play innocent!
本来在放《时空怪客》[科幻电视剧]
It was Quantum Leap,
这下我永远都不知道他穿到哪个时空去了
and I'll never know where he leapt!
你知道他穿到哪了
You know where he leapt.
-冲啊 -吉恩住手
- Flush! - Gene, stop!
我们要毁尸灭迹
We need to get rid of the body!
-被人看见怎么办 -住手
- What if someone sees? - Stop.
你好请给我来两只火鸡
Hi, uh, I need two turkeys, please.
又是你
Oh. You again.
是啊
Uh... yeah.
好吧我懂了
Look, I think I know what's going on here and
我很荣幸但我已经有主了
I'm flattered, but I'm in a relationship.
什么不不我不是想...
What? Oh, no, no. I'm not trying to...
听我说亲爱的别因为一次被拒
Hey, hey. Listen, Daddy, don't you let one rejection
就累觉不爱了
keep you from getting out there.
你是个好人
You seem great.
好吧谢谢
Okay, thanks.
好男人多的是
There's a whole group of guys out there
也有对外貌没要求的
who don't care about what guys look like.
我能就买♥♥只火鸡吗
Uh... could I just get my turkey, please?
我有个朋友他就喜欢邋遢熊
You know, I got a friend... he's into Sloppy Bears.
什什么邋遢熊
Wha-What's a Sloppy Bear?
就是你的腰上有赘肉啊
You know, you got the muffin top,
你衣服上还粘着饭啊
you got food on your shirt.
-天哪真的 -我帮你撮合一下
- God, I... I do. - Let me set you up.
这样吧
I'll tell you what.
我把他们的号♥码写在发♥票♥上
I'm gonna write down their number on the receipt.
-拿回去自己看着办吧 -不不不
- You take it, and you do what you want. - No, no, no,
你想歪了
I think you have the wrong idea.
我没兴趣和基友
I'm not interested in a gay...
我懂你没兴趣
Uh-huh, I know, you're not interested.
-谈恋爱 -没关系这是号♥码
- In a relationship. - That's cool. Here's the number.
再聊快走吧
I'll talk to you later. Get out of here!
-鲍勃 -谁啊
- Bob! - Who is it?
是我开门
It's me. Open up.
开门呀
Come on!
-不开 -快点 -不开
- No! - Come on! - No.
我要进房♥间
I need to get into the bedroom.
再给胳肢窝喷一层止汗剂
My armpits need a second coat of deodorant.
我得除臭我好臭
I need to re-odorize. I stink!
我想想
I don't know.
鲍鲍你疯了
Bobby, you're being crazy.
好吧那你把眼睛闭上
Fine, but close your eyes.
鲍鲍你在干什么
Bobby, what are you doing?
我说了闭眼睛
Hey, I said, eyes closed.
你知道我的眼睛不能完全闭上
You know my eyes don't completely close.
对不起但是我真的谁都不相信了
I'm sorry, but I can't trust anyone.
鲍勃这两只火鸡放这儿干嘛
Oh, Bob, what's with the two turkeys?
-不干嘛 -淡定一点
- Nothing! - Hey! You calm down!
好啦别这样
Now, come on, stop it.
好吧我告诉你但你不能告诉别人
Okay, I'll tell you, but you can't tell anyone.
我不会的我能告诉谁
Oh, I won't! Who would I tell?
亲爱的是我啊
Come on, it's me!
好吧一只火鸡放在楼上的冰箱做诱饵
Okay, one's a decoy turkey for the upstairs fridge.
真的火鸡放在楼下的冷冻室里
The real turkey will be downstairs in the walk-in.
鲍鲍
Bobby...
是个好主意吧
It's a good plan, right?
-确实 -是啊我想出来的
- Yeah. - Yeah, I thought of it.
-你个小聪明 -一点点啦
- You, my smart guy. - Sometimes.
偷偷摸摸在卧室里烤火鸡的人
Devious little turkey roaster in the bedroom.
好吧算是吧
Well, well, maybe a little bit.
想滚床单咩
You want to mess around?
-什么 -我也不知道这些火鸡
- What? - I don't know, all these turkeys...
让我性趣大发
it makes me horny.
不现在不行琳不行
Well, not, not right now, Lin, no.
你确定
You sure?
好吧就一小会儿
Okay, maybe a little.
这才乖嘛
That's my boy.
我真的得除臭了
I really do need deodorant.
-是的确实 -我好臭
- Yeah, you really do. - Whew, I stink.
快把脸凑过来
Wow. Put your face in it.
来嘛把脸凑过来
Come on, put your face in it,
别我不想
No, I don't want...
-把脸凑过来 -我不要
- put your face in it. - I don't... no,
- 我不想凑过去 -凑过来
- I don't want to go there. - Put your face in it.
-我来了 -行了出去
- It's coming at you. - All right, get out.
不老爸
Oh, no, Dad.
不不不不不我居然睡着了
No, no, no, no, no, I fell asleep.
节哀顺变
Sorry for your loss.
不蒂娜我才为那个
No, Tina, I'm sorry
想毁了感恩节的人感到抱歉
for whoever thought they could ruin Thanksgiving.
跟我来冷冻室
Follow me to the walk-in.
什么不
What?! No!
每个马桶都有只火鸡
A turkey in every toilet.
这种事只在美国才有对不对各位
Only in America, huh, guys?
是你琳一直都是你
It was you, Lin, it's been you all along.
-快承认 -不是鲍鲍不是我
- Say it. - No, Bobby, no, it wasn't me.
你是唯一一个知道第二只火鸡的人
You were the only one who knew about the second turkey.
肯定是你
It had to be you.
我知道第二只火鸡
I knew about the second turkey.
什么琳
What? Lin!
你知道我和盖尔无话不说的鲍鲍
You know I tell Gayle everything, Bobby.
她是我姐姐啊
She's my sister.
是真的我什么都知道
It's true, I know everything,
比如你看《甜心先生》那次
like that time you peed in the theater
在电影院里尿尿了
during Jerry Maguire.
我只是不想错过剧情
I didn't want to miss any of it!
妈妈也告诉我了
Mom told me, too.
告诉你尿尿还是火鸡的事情
About peeing during Jerry Maguire or the turkey?
都说了我和老妈是血拼拍档
Both. Mom and I shop together.
我们之间没有秘密
We don't have any secrets.
所以你们仨都知道吗
So all three of you knew?
露易丝和我也知道咱妈就是个大嘴巴
Louise and I knew, too. Mom's like a vault
叽里呱啦说个没完没了
that's constantly open and constantly talking.
我不是跟你们说别告诉别人是我说的么
Hey, I told you guys not to tell anyone I told you.
好了感恩节正式取消
Okay, Thanksgiving is officially canceled.
是对所有人还是就咱家
For everyone or just for our family?
-鲍勃 -别说了我受够了
- Bob... - No, Lin, I've had it.
感恩节已经被毁了
Thanksgiving's ruined.
已经没时间再用
There's no time to do the
老爹腌制法腌一只新火鸡了
Father of the Brine on a new turkey,
而且我们感恩节的花销已经严重超支了
plus I'm way over the Thanksgiving budget.
这是有史以来最糟糕的感恩节了
This is the worst Thanksgiving ever.
好啦淡定点
Okay, calm down.
不我淡定不了
No, I will not calm down!
我们忘了感恩节吧
Hey, let's all forget about Thanksgiving