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Bob's Burgers S04E05

Part 4 March 10, 2020, 1:06 p.m.

直接过圣诞节
and move on to Christmas.
我会去装饰房♥间
I'll go get the decorations.
不我收回我说的话
No, you know what? I take it back.
不取消感恩节了
I'm not canceling Thanksgiving.
不论凶手是谁我不会让你得逞的
Whoever's doing this, I'm not going to let you win!
感恩节恢复了
Thanksgiving is back on!
会有火鸡的没腌过的二货火鸡
There will be a turkey, a stupid saltless turkey.
你能把火鸡扔马桶里
You can put a turkey in a toilet,
但休想把我扔马桶里
but you can't put me in a toilet!
听上去你好像实在鼓励我们
It kind of sounds like you want us
把你扔马桶里
to try to put you in a toilet.
不露易丝我不想被扔进马桶里
No, Louise, I don't want to be put in a toilet.
好吧但听上去就是那样
Okay, but it sounded like that.
的确如此鲍勃
It did sound like that, Bob.
咱试试一二三
Let's try... one, two, three.
又是你呢
Hey, you again, huh?
又是你呢
Oh, hey, you again
没错我又来了
and me, yep.
我我只是我是来...
I-I just, uh, I came for a, uh...
我是不是想再买♥♥一只"火鸡"
I suppose you want another "Turkey."
没错绝不为别的我就是来
Yes, that's exactly what I want... A turkey.
买♥♥火鸡的...
I didn't come for anything el...
得得得你赢了
Okay, fine, you wore me down.
该死
Damn it. Uh...
我最近和托尼也处得不好
Things are not going great with Tony.
其实已经有好长一段时间了
Haven't been great with Tony for a long time, you know?
托尼很正但也许我该安定下来了
Tony's hot, but maybe it's time for me to just settle.
听着不不不
Look... uh, no, no, no.
看我这幅模样啥都不是
Look at me, I'm nothing.
你你很爱托尼别离开他
You, you love Tony, stay with Tony.
我受够托尼和他的舞了
I'm so sick of Tony and his dancing.
别我虽然不认识托尼
Oh, no, I d... I don't know Tony,
但我想他一定很棒
but I-I assume it's great.
我不想和托尼处了
It's not great with Tony.
千万别离开托尼
You should definitely stay with Tony.
不不不我先下班了
No, no, no. Yo, I'm taking my break!
我的天呐我们真的要这样做了
Oh, my God, we're doing this.
-不我们没有 -你想干点什么
- No, we're not. - Hey, what do you want to do?
-我不啥都不想干 -去海边吗
- I don't... nothing. - You want to go to the beach, huh?
不也许吧等等我是直男
No, maybe... wait, I'm straight.
大多数时候
I mean, I'm mostly straight.
-我们去喝咖啡 -你该打给托尼
- Let's grab a coffee. - You should call Tony.
算了我们直接滚床单吧
No, let's just have sex!
天呐这感觉太棒了
Ah, God, this feels so great!
我得...抱歉我得去做火鸡了
I should just... sorry, I got to go cook this.
还有我结婚了但如果我是单身
Also I'm married, but if I wasn't...
我这是做什么白日梦我哪配得上你
Who am I kidding? You're out of my league.
不会有结果的
It would never work.
-你什么意思 -我真的得走了
- What are you talking about? - I really got to go.
-我们明天见 -我看不用了
- I'm gonna see you tomorrow. - Probably not.
再联♥系♥
I'll call you.
太明显了
It's almost too obvious.
桌子摆得真漂亮琳达
The table looks beautiful, Linda.
清教♥徒♥模样的蜡烛
Whoa, candles shaped like little pilgrims.
感恩节的起源和第一批来到美国大♥陆♥的清教♥徒♥有关
应该不便宜吧
Those can't be cheap.
是啊琳达摆得真好看
Yes, Linda, what a lovely spread.
有意思泰迪你的座位貌似在这边
Oh, interesting, Teddy, looks like you're over here.
-好吧我坐哪儿 -蒂娜
- Okay, where am I? - Tina,
泰迪不坐小孩桌亲爱的
Teddy isn't sitting at the kids' table, honey, no.
没关系琳我就当自己
It's okay, Lin, it'll be like I'm eating
是在日本料理店吃东西
at a Japanese restaurant.
让我把鞋脱了
I'll take my shoes off.
-不不不不不 -不不不
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! - No, no, no!
我做到了我做到了
Ha, I did it, I did it!
咋了鲍勃你做啥了
What, Bob, what did you do?
我做了一只火鸡
I cooked a turkey!
这家伙真是喜欢听别人的夸奖
This guy's always fishing for compliments.
火鸡好了
Turkey's done.
好了大家都就坐没说你蒂娜
Okay, everyone sit... Tina, not you.
你以为能阻止我么别做梦了
You thought you could stop me, but you can't.
你们好各位
Oh, hello, everybody.
有人一定特别不愿意看到这个
One of you must be very unhappy to see this.
鲍勃你脸色很糟
Bob, you look terrible.
是的因为我为了不让他得逞熬了一夜
Yeah, because I was up all night trying to stop
那个火鸡凶手
a turkey murderer.
好了在我上火鸡之前
Okay, before I serve the turkey...
等等蒂娜你在这儿做什么
Wait, Tina, what are you doing?
我在大人桌这边站着呢
I'm standing at the adults' table?
去小孩桌那边坐下蒂娜
Tina, go sit down at the kids' table.
好吧我去看看小家伙们
Fine, I'll go check in on the little ones.
他们可听我的话了
I'm great with them.
接着说
So, as I was saying,
对那位企图阻止我上火鸡的恐♥怖♥分♥子♥
to the terrorist who tried to stop me from serving this,
给我听清楚了
I want it on the record
今天这火鸡我上定了
that turkey was served on this day!
但是但是在那之前
But, but, before we do that,
让我先给大家上一道推理大餐
I need to serve some justice
我已经知道把火鸡扔进马桶的人是谁了
because I know who put the turkey in the toilet.
天呐她知道了
Oh, my God, she's got it,
-她知道了 -你俩真是形影不离啊
- she's got it. - Peas and carrots...
一开始我想有谁会恨老爸到
At first I wondered, who could be mad enough at Dad
做出这种事的地步呢
to do such a thing?
当然我们大家都不怎么喜欢他
I mean, sure, no one likes him.
-露易丝 -他还有体臭
- Louise. - And he smells.
但后来我意识到我大方向错了
But then I realized that I was looking at the wrong motive.
把火鸡扔进马桶里的凶手
The person who put the turkeys in the toilet
恨的其实是我
was actually angry at me!
-天呐 -我们现在在干嘛
- Oh, my God. - What are we doing?
凶手知道大家会把他犯下的
You see, this person knew that I would be blamed
滔天罪行怪罪到我头上
and potentially punished for this heinous crime.
那么凶手是老妈么
So, was it Mom?
我不这么认为
Don't think so.
没错不是老妈
Correct, it was not.
是盖尔姨妈么
Was it Gayle?
不知道呢
I don't know.
不是
No, it wasn't.
这样就剩下吉恩和蒂娜了
Which brings us to Gene and Tina.
一开始我还真的相信吉恩因为怕鬼
At first i actually believed that Gene was too scared
而不敢在晚上去厕所
of the shower ghost to go into the bathroom at night,
也相信老爸说的
and I believed Dad's theory
蒂娜不会做这么幼稚的事
that Tina was too mature to do something like this.
前提是她是一个人的话
If she was acting alone.
但如果...
But what if...
是他们俩共同策划的呢
...they were working together?!
-我就知道 -我分得出来了
- I knew it. - I can see it.
那只的眼神很狂野
That one's got crazy eyes.
吉恩每晚把火鸡从冰箱里拿出来
Gene taking the turkey out of the refrigerator
交给蒂娜蒂娜再扔进马桶
each night and passing it to Tina, who dropped it in.
没错是他们合谋陷害我
Yes! They worked together to frame me
因为我从五年前开始就在偷拿
because I have been slowly stealing their allowances
他们的零用钱
over the last five years.
-等等真的吗 -真的吗
- Wait, you have? - You have?
是的等下你们不知道么
Yes... wait, you guys didn't know that?
-不知道 -没事了是假的
- No. - No. - Oh, never mind 'cause I haven't been.
那就好
Oh, good.
好了那么
Okay, uh, and now,
在我们开动之前等等别动
before we eat... wait, no one eat...
我们泰迪放下
we... Teddy, drop it!
请大家欣赏我们创作的感恩节歌♥曲
We would like to present our Thanksgiving song.
不琳该切...