生活大爆炸
The Big Bang Theory S09E10
Part 3
Oct. 5, 2019, 10:10 a.m.
是啊 那也得她泡得到他啊
Yeah, like she could get Trent.
真是太好吃了
This is delicious.
谢谢
Thank you.
我很久没吃过家常饭了
Been a long time since I had a home-cooked meal.
你结婚之后 你的妻子不做饭吗
When you were married, did your wife cook?
一开始不做
Not at first, no.
但在她背着我跟一个法国大厨偷♥情♥之后
But when she began cheating on me with a French chef,
她快变成了特级厨师
she became quite the wiz in the kitchen.
也算一丝慰籍吧
So, a little silver lining.
算是吧
I suppose. Yeah.
没有什么比一碗精心调味的法式洋葱汤
Nothing takes the sting out of a shattered life
更能让破碎的生活变得好接受了
like a properly-seasoned bowl of onion soup.
你住在这里多久了
How long have you, uh, lived here?
大概五年了
About five years.
我其实正打算搬去一间更好的公♥寓♥
I'm actually thinking of moving to a better place
因为我现在不用住得那么近好去载...
now that I don't need to be so close to...
你懂的
Well, you know.
我懂 那位出色的物理学家
I do. The brilliant physicist
我现在知道他也住附近了 不过我"毫不关心"
that I now know lives in the area, not that I care.
总之 他不开车
Yeah. Anyway, he doesn't drive,
所以他去哪儿基本都得要我载
so, I pretty much had to take him everywhere.
你是逼于无奈 还是三生有幸
Had to or got to?
-抱歉 -我的错
- Sorry. - My fault.
-是我先提他 -是啊
- I brought him up. - Yeah.
我们换个话题吧
Well, let's change the subject.
不要再提那个谁了
No more mentions of you-know-who.
那火车好酷啊
That's a cool train.
你从哪里买♥♥的
Where did you get that?
这歌♥真是根本停不下来啊
This song is never going to stop.
你们遇到过这种烦人无极限的事物吗
Have you ever dealt with something so relentlessly irritating?
这是陷阱题 对吧
That's a trick question, right?
我不应该感到惊讶
Well, I shouldn't be surprised.
历史上有不少的睿智之士最后沦为了疯子
There's a rich history of brilliant minds descending into madness.
拜托 谢尔顿
Come on, Sheldon.
还有好多不是疯子的聪明人呢
There are plenty of smart people who don't have mental problems.
她说得对
Yup, she's right.
这世上每有一个精神病牛顿
For every Newton who had a psychological issue,
就会有一个混♥蛋♥爱迪生
there's an Edison who was just a jerk.
这混♥蛋♥完全有可能是你嘛
That could totally be you.
恩培多克勒以为他是天神 跳进了火山
Empedocles thought he was a God and jumped into a volcano.
毕达哥拉斯对豆子有莫名的恐惧
And Pythagoras had an irrational fear of beans.
与前者都是古希腊哲学家
特斯拉疯狂地爱上了一只鸽子
Tesla fell madly in love with a pigeon
还声称那只鸽子也爱他
who he claimed loved him back.
也许是他口袋里有面包
Maybe he just had bread in his pocket.
这个名单可以延伸到科学界之外
The list extends outside of science.
比如像梵高和波洛克那样的画家
Painters like Van Gogh and Pollock,
国际象棋大♥师♥鲍比·菲舍尔
chess champion Bobby Fischer,
海滩男孩的布莱恩·威尔森
Brian Wilson of the Beach Boy...
♪ 言语已无法表达 ♪
♪ Know if words could say ♪
♪ 但是亲爱的 我会找到方法 ♪
♪ But darlin', I'll find a way ♪
我想起这首歌♥的名字了
I remember the song!
是"海滩男孩"的《亲爱的》
It's called "Darlin'" by the Beach Boys!
谢天谢地
Oh, thank Goodness!
我不是个疯子
I'm not crazy!
我不用和鸽子结婚了
I don't have to take a pigeon as my bride!
他住屋顶鸽舍的事看来是没指望了
There goes our shot at him living on the roof.
好了 就是他
So, all right, there he is.
我们主动上前自我介绍吗
So, should we introduce ourselves?
别 让他自己发现我们
No! Let him spot us.
他会不会正听着我们的歌♥呢
I wonder if he's listening to our music right now.
你能想象吗
Could you imagine?
多么酷的见面方式啊
What a cool way for us to meet.
他听着我们的歌♥ 一抬头我们正在他眼前
He's playing our song and looks up, and there we are--
他最爱的原声科幻摇滚二人乐团
his favorite two-piece acoustic sci-fi novelty rock band.
他一定会说
And he's, all, like,
"你们不是月球足迹乐团的..."
"Aren't you the guys from Footprints on the Moo...?"
他在干什么啊
Ooh, what is he doing?!
我看不下去了
I can't watch.
没 没关系
I-I-It's okay.
没关系 他已经抠完了
Oh, it's okay. He's done.
他干嘛要盯着那玩意看
Why is he looking at it?!
他该不会想吃了那玩意吧
Eh, no, he's not going to eat it, is he?
拜托 特伦特 你没这么...
Come on, Trent, you're better than...
我们快走吧
Let's just go.
你们不是...
Hey, aren't you the guys...?
-不是 -从没听说过他们
- Nope! - Never heard of 'em!
♪ 言语已无法表达 ♪
♪ Know if words could say ♪
♪ 但是亲爱的 我会找到方法 ♪
♪ But darlin', I'll find a way ♪
我好奇为什么偏偏是这首歌♥
I wonder why it was this particular song
卡在我脑海里
that was stuck in my head.
我也不知道 这歌♥朗朗上口呀
I don't know. It's pretty catchy.
你有喜欢"海滩男孩"吗
Do you even like the Beach Boys?
他们组合名里有"海滩"两字
They have "Beach" right in the name.
你觉得呢
What do you think?
现在你的注意力又能集中了
Well, now that you can focus again, what do you say
咱们可以回到畴壁表面张力的研究了吧
we get back to surface tension of domain walls?
当然 我已经想到了一个
Of course. I'm already seeing a more efficient way
更高效来...
of taming the ultravi...
我知道为什么我老是忘不掉这歌♥了
I know why the song was in my head.
为什么
Why?
和艾米有关
It's about Amy.
我知道艾米举止打扮像个老太太
Okay, look, I know Amy's like an old lady,
但她也不至于老到被唱进
but she's not old enough to have a song
一首60年代的歌♥里吧
from the '60s written about her.
她让我的人生变得更美好
It's about how she made my life better.
想想这歌♥词吧
Consider the lyrics.
"从前的我灵魂从未完整
"I was living like half a man.
从前的我不会爱 现在的我已会爱
Then I couldn't love, but now I can.
灵魂从此变得完整
More soul than I ever had.
我爱你将我的心变得柔软"
I love the way you soften my life."
她的确让你变得柔软了 不是吗
Well, she did soften your life, didn't she?
没错
Yes!
她就是我的心灵柔顺剂
She's like the dryer sheets of my heart!
我得走了
I have to go.
我也是你的心灵柔顺剂吗
Am I like the dryer sheets of your heart?
不止 你可是我"爱的绒毛清除器"
Better. You're the lint trap of my love.
这个领带夹还挺有趣的
That's an interesting tie clip.
谢谢
Oh, thanks.
这是阿伏伽德罗常量
It's, uh, Avogadro's constant.
可以用来计算物质中的原子数
It's useful for calculating the number of atoms in a substance,
或是让每个提问者后悔自己提了这问题
or causing regret in anyone who asks about it.
我...
Oh, I...
我觉得挺不错的
I think it's neat.
对不起 对不起
Sorry. Sorry.
从来没人喜欢过这个领带夹
No one's ever liked the tie clip before,
所以我就失控了
so I just lost all control.
不 没关系 我们本来就在约会
No, it... it's okay, and we are on a date.
我只是有点紧张
I'm... I'm just a little nervous.
你无需对我紧张
Well, no need to be nervous with me.
我只是一个来自异国 人畜无害的巨人
I'm just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
我只是犯傻而已 我...
You know, I'm just being silly. I...
我不知道我还在等什么
I don't know what I'm waiting for.
艾米
Amy?
艾米
Amy.
艾米
Amy?
那是谢尔顿
That's Sheldon.
你开玩笑的吧 我头发乱不乱
You're kidding! How's my hair?
谢尔顿 你来的真不凑巧
Sheldon, this-this isn't a good time.
我才不管呢
I don't care.
艾米 有一首歌♥总是在我脑海盘旋
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