生活大爆炸

The Big Bang Theory S09E06

Part 4 Oct. 5, 2019, 10:09 a.m.

还几个人
A few people?
-什么 -艾米
- What?! - Amy!
所以我们能问问进展如何吗
So, are we allowed to ask how it's going?
还行
It's going fine.
基本就是跟人见面喝个咖啡
It's mostly just been meeting people for coffee.
什么
Wha...?!
我以为我们每次都要...
I thought we were all...
当我没说
Never mind.
我以为你还没准备好跟别人约会呢
I-I thought you weren't ready to start seeing people.
我没什么约会经验
Well, I don't have much experience dating,
所以觉得多出去见见世面
so I decided it would be good for me
对我来说是好事
to, you know, get out there a little.
挺好的
Well, good for you.
谢谢你
Thank you.
你已经约过几个人了
And how many guys have you gone out with?
拜托不要超过2个
Please be less than two.
-3个 -靠
- Three. - Damn it.
虽然我们可能会被瑞典人打败
Well, the Swedes might beat us,
可起码不用在监狱里被人"头皮转转功"
but at least we won't get gang-noogied in prison.
监狱电影你是只看过《监狱宝贝蛋》吗
Is Ernest Goes to Jail the only prison movie you've seen?
1990年的家庭搞笑犯罪电影
那电影把宝宝我吓乖了莱纳德
It scared me straight, Leonard.
我想了想
Hey, I've been thinking.
是我太小气了
I was being petty.
你们可以用我的氦气
You can have my helium.
谢谢你巴里
Thank you, Barry.
但你们的论文得加上我的名字
But you have to add my name to your paper.
太荒谬了
That's preposterous.
我觉得挺公平的
I don't know, seems fair.
没我你们也做不成实验
You can't do it without me.
给我们一分钟
Can you give us a minute?
慢慢商量
Take your time.
为了做效果我会慢慢倒♥退♥出去
I'll walk out backwards for dramatic effect.
我不喜欢这样被敲诈
I don't like being extorted like this.
尤其还是被他
Especially by him of all people.
我也不喜欢可我们别无选择
Me neither, but what other choice do we have?
我保证这是最后一次
I promise this is the last time.
维♥基♥百♥科♥上写着呢
It's says right here on the Wikipedia
"墨西哥对峙是由至少三方
"A Mexican standoff is a confrontation between
相对而立的结果"
at least three parties."
你怎么敢信维♥基♥百♥科♥
How can you trust Wikipedia
他们居然用"相对而立"形容三方
if they use "between" to refer to three parties?
它们应该用三足鼎立对不对
They should've used "among," right?
或者鼎分三足如果他们想带点古风古韵
Or "amongst," if they were feeling whimsically archaic.
好了别聊这些闲话了
All right, enough with the chitchat.
我们到底还看不看《监狱宝贝蛋》了
Are we gonna watch Ernest Goes to Jail or not?
当然了
Absolutely.
但如果这部片子把你吓到从此老实做人
But don't be surprised if this movie sets you
你可别太吃惊
on the straight and narrow.
我这人乐于改变
I am open to change.