杰茜驾到（2011）
New Girl S03E17
Part 5
Nov. 20, 2020, 3:07 p.m.
and, sir, I am here
而我 就是来
to finish what I started.
做完整个卷子的
What?
你说啥
What he's trying to say is,
他说的是
he took the entrance exam,
他考了入学考试
but he forgot to do the back half.
但是他没翻页写后半部分
Well, the test is administered on a computer.
那个测试是在电脑上做的
There is no back.
不用翻页
You took the test on a computer?
你是在电脑里做的试♥卷♥
I choked. I am a failure. I am a loser.
我紧张了 我失败了 我是个笨蛋
I am never gonna amount to anything.
我永远都不会有价值
I'm never gonna shoot somebody.
我根本不能击杀任何人
Dude... have some dignity,
兄弟 有点自尊心
all right?
好吗
Thank you for your time, sir.
先生 多谢你宝贵的时间
Winston.
温斯顿
Winston!
温斯顿
Winston!
温斯顿
Dude, you failed, man.
老弟 你没过
You failed hard! At everything!
你在所有事情上都失败了
Dude, this pep talk sucks. I'm not finished.
你的鼓励太烂了 我还没说完呢
Like, seriously, it's like the Winston of pep talks.
我说真的 就像励志话里的温斯顿
Look at me.
看着我
You can do this, Winston.
温斯顿 你一定可以的
Because now there's nothing to be afraid of.
因为现在没有什么可担心的了
You hit rock bottom, man.
你已经在最低点了
This is the worst it's gonna get.
你不可能更苦逼了
Sir, it has been my dream to become a cop.
先生 我的梦想就是当一名警♥察♥
And no one's gonna stand in my way...
没有人可以阻挡我
not you, not him...
不管是你 还是他
Hey, I was helping.
我在帮你忙
...and definitely not myself.
更不会是我自己
I would like to retake this test.
我想要再考一次
Well, there's one at 7:30 tomorrow.
明天七点半就有一场
Man, what about my last score makes you think
难道我上一次的考试成绩
I'm ready to take this test again in 12 hours?
好到让你认为我可以在半天内就再考一次吗
He'll be there.
他会来的
Yeah, I'll be there. Yeah.
我是会来的 对
Thank you for messing everything up
谢谢你把事情搞得乱七八糟
and being such a terrible liar.
也谢谢你这么不会说谎
Uh, you are very welcome.
不用客气
I think I really needed
我觉得我真的应该
to say that stuff to my sister.
对我姐姐说那些话
She's gonna wreck Schmidt.
她会把施密特玩坏的
He has no idea.
他还完全不知道
I'm sorry my family's so crazy.
真抱歉我家人都很神经
Crazy?
神经吗
Your family's not crazy. My family's crazy.
你的家人一点都不神经 我的家人才是
My father used to trade horse semen.
我爸爸以前还买♥♥卖♥♥马的精♥液♥呢
I've got an uncle
我还有个叔叔
whose God-given name is Shifty.
教名是贼眉鼠眼
Well, thank goodness...
谢天谢地
We're the sane ones.
我们俩是正常人
So... Okay, now, remember: up, and...
那么 好的 记住 向上扔
Hello, Abby.
你好啊 艾比
Hey. S'up?
怎么样了
Have you thought about what you're gonna do
如果他们安排你和一个坏警♥察♥搭档
if they pair you with a dirty cop?
你准备怎么办
Well, then, I would just go to Internal Affairs.
那这样 我就去找内政部
Well, that's a good way to get killed.
真是个找死的好方法
Then at least I would die a hero.
至少我像个英雄那么死去
Hmm, no, you won't.
不 你不会的
They'll put you in panties and then they'll plant you
他们会给你穿件小内♥裤♥ 就把你安置在
next to a dead prostitute.
妓♥女♥尸体旁边
That's a poor lady.
那姑娘太可怜了
It'd be a dude.
是个男妓
But it's awesome!
但是一定很赞
Good luck on the exam!
考试好运哦
They got dude prostitututes? Nuh-uh.
他们有男妓吗 不会吧
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