杰茜驾到（2011）

New Girl S03E03

Part 5 Nov. 20, 2020, 3:04 p.m.

Okay, the moon landing...
登陆月球那事
...uh, which is obviously fake.
那明显是假的
No, it's not obviously fake.
不那明显不是假的
No, that's actually not what... Are you crazy?
不那其实不是你疯了吗
The moon landing is definitely fake, by the way.
登上月球完全是伪造的
The moon landing's not... what?!
登上月球不是怎么了
It's 100% fake. The shadows are off.
那百分之百是伪造的阴影都没有
No, they're not. Yes, they are.
不那不是那是伪造的
I've looked at photos on the internet, and it proves it.
我在网上看了很多照片也证明了我的观点
Nick, that's... The shadows are off, the shadows are off.
尼克那是没有阴影没有阴影
Shadows are not... Those photos are photoshopped.
没有阴影那些照片是被改过的
That's not true. People do that as a joke
不可能人们拿那事
to trick stupid people. Oh, yeah, you can just photoshop...
去逗人玩是啊你可以拿PS去修图
No, that's... wait a minute.
不那是等等
He's doing it already. He's getting in our heads.
他正在那么做他控制了我们的大脑
Unbelievable. Good call. Okay, this is good. Let's keep going.
难以置信说的对好吧这挺好的我们继续
I totally agree. Okay. Let's keep going. Okay.
我完全同意继续我们继续好的
I kind of want to get a gun.
我想去弄把枪了
I'm definitely sexually attracted to Ladybugs.
我对窈窕淑女队很有性趣
Okay.
好吧
I prefer the Kilborn daily show.
我还是更喜欢基尔伯恩每日秀
I think it's the best one.
我认为那是最好的每日秀节目
I know that you're really into... It's not.
我知道你非常喜欢不
Yes, it is. He's very charming.
是的他极具吸引力
I'm weirdly good at volleyball.
我很奇怪地擅长排球
I believe horses are from outer space.
我相信马来自外太空
I believe that, too! Okay, good.
我也是那么认为好吧