杰茜驾到（2011）

New Girl S03E09

Part 2 Nov. 20, 2020, 3:05 p.m.

Smarten up!
变聪明了
Thank you. Um...
谢谢你
did you get a chance to get that, uh... the dog cage?
你弄到那个狗笼了吗
No. I feel bad. You didn't?
没我觉得这不好你没弄到吗
That was the solution. I know it was.
那是个办法我知道
Yeah, Jess, so I j... I just... I just buzzed him up.
是的杰茜我刚刚打电♥话♥给他了
I... He asked me out on a date, and I said yes.
我他约我出去我答应了
We're both going through a breakup right now,
反正我们俩都刚刚分手
which is good, right?
这挺好的不是吗
Totally.
没错
Gun it. You gun it!
提枪上阵
He's here.
他到啦
Don't go past second base.
顶多跟他亲亲抱抱
Okay. Bye.
好的拜拜
Wow. Uh, y-you look... amazing.
你看上去... 真美
You look...
你看上去...
This.
太美了
I give you this 'cause you look...
我举大拇指因为你看上去...
This, this and this.
这个这个和这个
I'll give you all these. No. Not...
全都送给你不这样不大好...
I'm, uh... I'm really excited about the game.
我... 能去看球我好激动
Yeah!
好耶
Yeah. Yeah.
很好很好
I'm gonna go get my purse.
我去拿包
Look at you!
看看你自己
You're the prize! You're the prize!
你是最棒的你是最棒的
Get it together.
振作起来
Hey. What's up, man?
你好吗
That's what's up, that's what's up, that's what's up.
咋样咋样咋样
Really appreciate this, guys.
真的很谢谢你们陪我
Are you guys hungry?
你们饿了吗
Always. Yeah.
一直很饿没错
Great. I'm gonna go get some food from the Staples Center.
太好了我去斯台普斯中心买♥♥点吃的
Hey, easy. Chill out.
放松冷静点
You're right, you're right. Great call.
你是对的你是对的明智的决定
Hey, Winston.
你好温斯顿
Hey. What happened to you?
你怎么啦
I thought you were supposed to go to a party.
我以为你去派对了
Yeah, it's been so long
是啊时间久得
that I think I forgot how to talk to women.
我都忘了该如何与女士聊天了
You ever wonder if someone in here has killed someone?
你从未好奇过这里是否有人杀过人吗
Furguson is his name. Yeah, he's my cat.
弗格森是他的名字没错他是我的猫
Here's him in a cowboy hat.
你看他戴着牛仔帽
Good Lord, darling, how big are your feet?
天呐亲爱的你的脚是有多大啊
You know what? It's fine.
你知道吗没关系
I'll be alone my whole life.
我可以独自过一生
You know, Hank Aaron was alone for every home run he hit.
汉克·阿伦每次全垒打时也是一个人
As long as I got Furguson.
只要还有弗格森陪着我
Speaking of which, where is that cat?
说到这我的猫呢
Furguson!
弗格森
That's strange. He usually comes when I call him.
这就奇怪了我一叫他就会过来的
Nick, you left the window open?
尼克你是不是忘了关窗户
Oh, my God. No.
天哪这下完了
Nick! What?
尼克什么事
You know he always trying to kick it with those pigeons.
他一直想要踢开窗户去抓鸽子的
Nick, you let him out.
尼克是你放跑他的
I did... I didn't mean to. I just opened the window.
我不是有意的只是不小心打开了窗户
Man, I asked you to do one thing!
兄弟我就拜托你一件事
Winston, I'm really sorry. This is your fault, man!
温斯顿我很抱歉这是你的错
I feel terrible, Winston.
我很内疚温斯顿
You're gonna help me find him!
你得帮我找回他
Winston, don't leave... Winston...
温斯顿别走啊温斯顿...
Okay, I'm coming, buddy.
好吧我来了兄弟
Jess, I'm sorry, but you're gonna
杰茜不好意思你得
have to stay here and keep an eye on Schmidt. No.
留下来看着施密特不
You can't leave me here with him.
你不能留我跟他单独在一起
No, she's right.
没错她说得对
You can't do that. What if it gets rough?
你可不能这么做万一我失控了呢
Nick, he is in pain. I can feel it.
尼克我能感觉到他正在水深火热之中
Don't you go! Stay!
你走试试看留下来
I am so scared, man!
我好怕怕哥们
What do you want me to do, Jess?
那你想要我怎么做杰茜
Stay. Don't you dare go. Everybody settle!
留下你敢走试试看别吵啦
Look, this is my fault. Winston, I'm coming with you.
这是我的错温斯顿我跟你一起去
Okay.
好的
Schmidt, just get it together.
施密特振作起来吧
Jess, I'm sorry. Just keep him here
杰茜我很抱歉你在这看好他
and keep his mind off the date. I got to go.
将他的注意力从约会上移开我得走了
I'm sorry.
抱歉啊
We got to go.
我们走
Let's find that damn cat!
去找那只该死的猫吧
What do you think Coach and Cece are doing right now?
你觉得教练和希希现在正在做什么
I don't know. They probably just sat down.
我可不知道他们可能已经坐下来
Touching thighs for the first time.
第一次互相摸大腿了
I'm gonna go stop that date! No!
我要去阻止他们的约会不
Is that literally all you have?
你就这么一点点本事吗
Oh, my God, we're screwed.
天哪我们完蛋了
Nick! Nick!
尼克尼克
Uh, think.
想想看
Coach gave me an out.
教练给我留了破绽
He said, "Just say the word and it's off."
他说 "只要你说出那个词我就收手"
And you know what? I'm just gonna say the word.
不管了我要去说出那个词
No! No!
不要别这样
You call, you say the word.
你去打电♥话♥ 你去跟他说
No, Schmidt!
不施密特
God, you can't do that to Cece.
天哪你不能这样对希希
She's just starting to move on.
她刚跨过你这道坎
All we have to do is get through the night.
我们只要熬过今晚就好了
Just get through the night.
只要熬过今晚就好
Just have to get your mind off her.
你只要不去想她就好
What do you want to start with?
你想先做什么
What's- what's happening?
你这是这是干嘛
Maybe just go no shoes. I don't know.
也许你不该穿鞋子跳我也不知道
Okay, and this one's tenth grade, so...
这是十年级的时候所以
This one's from Evan G.
这个是伊万·G写的
Evan G. Was the captain of the water polo team.
伊万·G是水球队的队长
"Hey, Jess, we both like lunch."
"你好呀杰茜我们都喜欢午餐"
That's true.
这倒是事实
Oh, lean in... aw, dude...
靠过来一点兄弟
Camryn Manheim represents a woman who was heckled
卡穆琳·曼海姆给一个被狂欢节小丑骚扰的女人
by a carnival clown, and Dylan McDermott says...
做代表然后迪伦·麦克德莫特说...
I can't stop thinking about Cece! Okay!
我没法不想希希行
Nick said this would work. Sit down.
尼克还说这有用呢坐下
Stop thinking about Cece. I'm gonna sit down.
别想希希了我坐下了
Look at this leather.
你看这皮革
It's so smooth, brown.
它是褐色的这么的光滑
It's just like Cece.
就像希希一样
That's weird.
这样说真奇怪
You're right. I'm just gonna lay down for a little bit.
你说得对我该躺一会儿
Okay.
好的
Oh, yeah, this feels good.
这感觉太棒了
Okay.
行了
What are you doing, Schmidt?
你在做什么施密特
Nothing, just go. No, no, no, no.
什么都没做你走吧不不不
Just go away. Okay...
你走吧好的
Schmidt, hey.
施密特听我说
No! We're getting you out of here,
不行我得把你弄出去
and we're gonna get you a new woman, okay?
我们再给你找一个妹子好吗
Nick said to stay home.
尼克说了要待在家里
Well, Nick doesn't know everything, Schmidt.
尼克不会什么都知道的施密特