极品老妈

Mom S08E16

Part 4 May 16, 2021, 7:25 p.m.

and see what happens.
发生了就发生了男女之事
If it happens, it happens. You know, boy-girl stuff. Uh...
好好说话否则这巫师就得死
Hey, pull it together or the wizard dies.
一起吃晚餐怎么样
How about dinner?
喝点红酒像是约会
With wine? Like a date.
红酒午餐也行好啊
Uh, lunch with wine could work. Sure.
有时候我中午吃鸡蛋
Sometimes I have eggs for lunch.
像是菜肉馅煎蛋饼
Uh, like a frittata.
我不知道我为什么告诉你这些
I don't know why I'm telling you this. Uh...
周六吧
Let's do Saturday.
挺好的我给你打电♥话♥
Sounds great. I'll call you.
好耶就该这样做
Yeah! That's how it's done.
不是的但是起作用了
No, it's not, but it worked.
等等
Wait.
把巫师给我
Hand me that wizard.
现在你自♥由♥了
Now you are free.
真怪异
I mean, it was eerie.
斯蒂芬·金级别的怪异
Like a Stephen King level of eerie.
特雷弗砸碎了巫师气温降了十度
Trevor smashed the wizard, it got ten degrees colder,
然后玛塔变成一只乌鸦飞走了
and then Marta turned into a crow and flew away.
真的吗
Seriously?
我没亲身看到但我进屋去拿钥匙
I didn't see it, but I went inside to get my keys
等我出来就只有一只鸟了
and when I came back out, there was just a bird.
不好意思玛塔是谁
I'm sorry, who's Marta?
就是这效果
Exactly.
既然你救了特雷弗的命
All right, look, since it seems you saved Trevor's life,
我原谅你错过了我的生日
you're forgiven for missing my birthday.
你们不会相信我经历了什么
You're not gonna believe what happened to me.
离奇程度需要超过一个人变成了
Just know you're gonna have to top a human
一只乌鸦
who turned into a crow.
安迪和我遭遇了银行抢劫
Andy and I were in a bank robbery.
他救了我的命我们又坠入爱河了
He saved my life and we're in love again.
这是不同的故事
They're really different stories,
但我觉得吉尔赢了
but I think Jill wins.
特雷弗邀请三个月的假吗
Uh, so Trevor's taking a three-month leave of absence?
是啊他跟高中暗恋对象去吃午餐
Yeah. He went to lunch with his high school crush,
现在他们要去峡湾划独木舟了
and now they're going to kayak the fjords.
那么
So...
那个每周两次给你情感禁足的人
the guy who grounds you e-emotionally
要离开三个月了吗
twice a week is gone for th-three months?
他说他不在我也没事你觉得呢
He said I'd be okay without him. What do you think about that?
我觉得如果有什么紧急事件
I'm thinking you could still Zoom with him
你还是可以跟他视频对吧
if there's an emergency, right?
是可以
Oh, yeah, definitely.
我提前为我这段时间可能做出的
And I apologize in advance for the bad choices
糟糕选择道歉
I might make during this period.
接受道歉
Apology accepted.
你不是真心的
Ha. You don't mean that.
我还是不信
Still not buying it.
行吧这个达标了
Okay, that one counted.