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Modern Family S01E20
Part 3
Dec. 3, 2019, 1:40 p.m.
You're not your mom.
哇 这是你♥妈♥的♥经典表情
Wow. That's your mom.
背脊一阵发凉
Oh, I just got chills.
先要坦白我是你的粉丝
So, first off, I'm a fan.
-在法庭上有一面之缘 -当真
- Saw you in court once. - Seriously?
是的 梅休诉普罗泰克一案
Yeah. Mayhew versus Propyltech.
-你是个不可多得的好律师 -不敢当
- You are a good lawyer. - I don't know.
如果我的离婚交给你处理
If you'd handled my divorce,
这房♥子肯定是现在的两倍大
this house would be twice as big.
他好到不行 你可争不赢他
Oh, he's better than good. Try winning an argument with him.
-昨晚我想去吃印度菜 -你又来了
- Last night I wanted to have Indian food- - And we're talking again.
康奈尔大学和哥伦比亚法学院第一名
Top of your class at Cornell and Columbia Law.
工作机会一大把
Had your pick of jobs,
却选择专攻环保法 直到上个月
but instead chose to work in environmental law- until last month.
他还曾是优秀的花样滑冰运动员
Well- And he used to be a really great figure skater.
-为什么不干了 -他姐不想滑了
- Why'd you quit? - His sister lost interest,
-然后就 -他问我为什么辞职
- and then there was- - He means my job.
跟我说说花样滑冰也行
Could tell me about figure skating too.
这个 她确实不想滑了
Um, well, it was- She did lose interest.
-行了 -好
- That's enough. - Okay.
小美人啊小美人
Ay, que linda. Ay, que linda.
天啊 我不知道你们也来这边
Oh, my gosh. I didn't know you guys were gonna be here.
嘿 克莱尔
Hola, Claire.
嗨 莉莉
Hi, Lily.
今天真是看够篮球赛了
I had enough basketball for one day.
可不是嘛 来 抱抱 小可爱
Oh, I know. Come here, sweetie.
小可爱 你爱我 你要我给你买♥♥裙子
Oh, sweet thing. You love me and you want me to buy you a dress.
是 但是我先要给她买♥♥几双鞋子
Ay. But I'm gonna buy her some shoes first. Mmm.
什么 莉莉 要我给你买♥♥裙子吗
What's that, Lily? Do you want me to buy you a dress?
她说"好"
She said "Yes."
"好"
"Yes"?
她没说"好"
She did not say "Yes."
好 数到三说"胜"
Okay, "Win" On three.
一二三 胜
One, two, three- Win!
别忘了掩护走位
Don't forget the pick and roll.
-对手不知道怎么防 -菲尔
- These guys won't know how to defend it. - Phil,
-别把我的队员搞糊涂了好吗 -好
- try not to confuse my boys, okay? - Okay.
-我睡了你女儿 -什么
- I sleep with your daughter. - What?
好运
Good luck!
好 上场 快快快 跑起来
All right. Let's go! Let's go! Come on. Let's go!
动起来 快快快 记住我说的
Let's get out there. Hustle up. Get the tip, get the tip.
注意 抢球 走
Watch, skip and go.
没事 跑起来 跑起来
Oh! All right. Keep the hustle, keep the hustle.
加油 小子 别让他们掌握主动
Come on, boys. Don't let 'em push you around.
没事 防守好
Oh! All right, little defense!
注意防守
Play defense!
我稍微侦探了一下
I did a little scouting,
对手只有两个投手
and the other team only has two shooters.
如果我们把他俩防好
If we isolate both of them-
好 菲尔 好 谢谢 好
Good, Phil, good. Thank you. Good.
曼尼 集中精神 你看什么呢
Manny, pay attention! What are you looking at?
什么
What?
那是2004年的事情了
And that was in 2004.
跟我说说
So, tell me this.
太阳能电厂会有哪方面的阻力
What are the regulatory challenges of a solar farm?
各方面都有 农业方面
Uh, well, you know, it could be anything- uh, agricultural-
军队方面 物种保护
Military, protected species,
讽刺的是 甚至会牵扯某些环保组织
ironically, even some, uh, environmental groups.
你该喝完了吧
I think you got all of it.
应该没了
Think you got it.
对 我去满上
Yeah. I'm just gonna freshen this up.
-问你个问题 -什么
- Let me ask you a question. - Yeah.
留胡子感觉如何
How do you like the beard?
我想留 珍妮不同意
I'm thinking of growing one. Jenny's against it.
这个 我觉得挺好
Oh. Well, I-I've been very happy with mine.
好 决定留了
That's it. I'm doin' it.
我挣不少钱 我想用来做些好事
Look, I've made a fortune. I want to use it for some good.
我需要律师帮我定位
I need a lawyer to help me navigate.
我挺喜欢你 你懂我 你意下如何
I like you. You get me. So, in or out?
我真是
I just-
-对不起 -没什么
- I'm very sorry. - It's okay.
这是一个重大的决定
Um, that's a very big question.
当然 我要先跟我家那位
You know, I'm obviously gonna have to
莽撞的"野牛" 商量一下
go talk to my- bull in a china shop.
-失陪一下 -行
- I'll be right back. - Sure.
好好谈 这可是人生重大决定
Talk it over. It's a major life decision.
嘿 珍妮 胡子我留定了
Hey, Jenny! The beard is on!
莉莉 该给你买♥♥美美的鞋子了
Okay, Lily, it's time to buy you beautiful shoes.
不不不 我刚看到有条很好看的裙子
Oh, no, no, no. I saw another really cute dress for her.
但是她已经买♥♥了6件新裙子了
Ay. But she has already six new dresses.
她现在要的是绑带鞋
What she needs is strappy shoes.
艾丽克斯过来了 待会见
There's Alex. I'll-I'll see you later.
艾丽克斯 亲爱的
Alex, honey. Hi.
妈 我说了待会儿车上见
Mom, I said I'd meet you at the car.
拿去
Here.
谢谢
Thank you.
还想要个女儿吗
Still wish you had a daughter?
-曼尼不想我去看他比赛 -深表同情
- Manny didn't want me at the game today. - Oh, I'm sorry.
-没什么 -不 怎么会没什么 烂透了
- It's okay. - No, it's not okay. It sucks.
我想念宝宝 他们从不会让我们走开
I miss babies. They never tell you to go away.
对 也不会让我们在车里等
Yeah. Or wait in the car.
我不知道你怎么想
I don't know about you,
但我不会站在这自怨自艾
but I'm not gonna stand here and feel sorry for myself.
你知道我们该做什么吗
You know what we should do?
把肚子搞大
Get pregnant.
我想说的是去吃冰淇林
I was gonna say go for ice cream.
好的 我们先实施你的方案
Okay. We'll do yours first. Great.
卢克 卢克
Luke! Luke!
周围没有对手 有什么好防守的
It's hard to guard a player if there's no player near you!
这边情况如何
We good in the hood?
那帮家伙简直让人倍受打击
This is a uniquely frustrating group of boys.
确实 我有个小建议 停止联防
I hear you. Um, one thing that might help- instead of a zone,
转而进行一对一防守
if you switch to a simple man-to-man.
-我可以的 -是吗
- I got this. - Really?
但是根据记分板数据
'Cause according to the scoreboard,
你只拿了四分
the only thing you got is four points.
好运
Good luck.
-我要跟你谈谈 -我要跟你谈
- I need to talk to you. - I need to talk to you.
衣服不错
Nice top.
到这来 你 你
Come here. You- You-
小卡 小卡 你得放轻松
Cam- Cam, you have got to relax.
我说过我不会接受新工作的 除非
I told you I wouldn't take a job without-
-快接受吧 -什么
- Take the job. - What?
我要你答应下这份工作
I want you to take the job.
我以为你想让我在家带莉莉呢 我
I thought you liked having me home with Lily. I-
我不想 我是说 我想 我只是
I don't. I mean, I do. I just-
我怀念和莉莉一起的好时光
I miss my time with Lily,
我知道这太自私了 但是
and I know it's selfish of me, but-
-不 我想要工作 -真的吗
- No, I want the job. - You do?
当然 我
Oh, my God, yes.
我爱莉莉 但是我讨厌说话依依呀呀地
I- I love Lily, but I hate baby talk.
我喜欢依依呀呀地说话
I love baby talk.
-答应下这份工作 -答应下来
- Let's go get this job. - Let's get this job.
-好的 -不会吧
- Okay. - Oh, no.
锁住了
It's locked.
那就
Well, just
喂 有人吗
Hello? Hey, guys?
老天啊
Oh, my gosh.
他们听不到 我们困在这了
They're not gonna hear us. We're trapped out here.
别这么一惊一乍的
Just stop being so dramatic.
我们从车♥库♥出去 这样
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