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Modern Family S01E10
Part 2
Dec. 3, 2019, 1:39 p.m.
Okay, Dad, sure.
菲尔喜欢在孩子面前夸海口
Phil has a habit of making big pronouncements to the kids.
有一次我告诉卢克
One time I told Luke...
如果他不把他的脏碗放进洗碗机
that if he didn't put his dirty dishes in the dishwasher,
我们就把脏碗放他床上
we would put them in his bed.
菲尔的问题就是 坚持到底
Phil's problem is follow-through.
然后我们就没有碟子了
We had no more dishes,
所以最后只能用金鱼缸吃麦片
so we were eating cereal out of the goldfish bowl.
好吧 猜猜我现在要去干什么
Okay. Guess where I'm headed?
把圣诞树砍了 就是这样
To take down the tree. That's right.
-快坦白吧 -这是你们最后的机会了
- Come on, guys. - This is your last chance.
不管是谁做的 要勇于承担责任
Whoever did this, just take responsibility.
不要连累其他人 卢克 不是吗
Don't put the rest of us through this. Luke? No?
那就这样吧 好吧 真砍了哦
This is really it. Okay? Here we go.
三 二 一
Three, two, one.
好吧 再见 邓菲家的圣诞节
Okay. Good-bye, Dunphy Christmas.
海莉 我估计你拿不到新车做礼物了
Haley, I guess you're not getting that car.
-我能得到新车作为礼物吗 -不会了
- I was getting a car? - Nope.
我撒谎的 因为现在就流行撒谎
I was lying, because that's what we do now.
邓菲一家人都是撒谎精
Dunphys are liars.
我当老大的时候 一切都以音乐为中心
When I was in charge, it was all about the music.
为什么他们要在唱完歌♥后 把拐杖糖扔给观众
I mean, what's with them tossing out candy canes after every carol?
-就是为了迎合 -我认为你
- It's pandering. - I think you
把糖又扔回去 已经表明了你的反感
made that clear when you tossed them back.
我怎样才能把这些东西都放进车里啊
How am I supposed to get all this in the car?
-我来帮帮你们吧 -谢谢
- Let me give you a hand with that. - Uh, thanks.
-谢谢 圣诞老人 -别再那么叫了
- Thanks. Thanks, Santa. - Can't call me that anymore.
我刚被炒鱿鱼了
Just got canned.
真的吗
Oh- really?
估计是有一些人投诉 说我不够胖
Guess a couple people complained I wasn't fat enough.
那可真糟糕
Well, that's terrible.
我不想过胖又引发心脏病 现在就这下场
That's what I get for trying not to have a second heart attack.
行了 空间总是能腾出来的
There you go. Always a way to make room.
我作为住在车里的人 给你们的箴言
Take it from someone who lives in his car.
那个 非常感谢你
Oh, well, thank you so much.
没事儿 圣诞快乐
No problem. Merry Christmas.
等等 麻烦您
Um, wait, wait. Um, please,
让我给你些小费...
uh, let me give you a little something...
-感谢你过来帮忙 -不 没关系的
- for your troubles. - No, that's okay.
-天啊 真的吗 -你真住在车里吗
- Gosh. Really? Okay. -Do you really live in your car?
是啊 不过也没那么糟糕
Yeah. It's not so bad.
我妻子搬出去后 就宽敞多了
It's pretty roomy since the wife moved out.
不如你今晚到我们家来共进晚餐吧
Why don't you come over to our place for dinner tonight?
-你当真 -是的 今晚可是平安夜
- Seriously? - Yeah. It's Christmas Eve.
你总不能在你的车里过吧
Y-You can't spend it in your car.
你们可真是好人
Wow, that's really nice of you guys.
我要带些什么吗
Listen, can I bring anything?
番茄酱 酱油 吸管
Ketchup, soy sauce, straws?
我们都有的
We're good.
那 你可以跟在我们车后面去我们家
So, uh, why don't you follow us to our house?
好的 开着你的"家"
Okay. In your house.
好的
All right!
-卡梅隆 -怎么了
- Cameron. - What?
万事俱备 今晚9点整
Okay. Tonight, 9:00 sharp,
我们各自打开一份礼物
we open one present each.
睡衣 我们就穿着睡觉
Pajamas- which we sleep in.
明天早上7点 曼尼
Tomorrow morning, 7:00 a.M., Manny,
站在楼梯上拍圣诞照片
on the stairs for the Christmas picture.
然后我们打开礼物
Then we open presents.
在哥伦比亚
In Colombia,
人们午夜时打开礼物 然后一直守夜到早上
they open presents at midnight and stay up till morning.
我很确定他们确实是那样
I'm sure that they do,
不过既然你没有在大街上看到山羊乱窜
but as you'll notice from the absence of goats in the street,
就说明我们并不在哥伦比亚
we are not in Colombia.
行了 我开玩笑的
Come on! I'm kidding.
为什么不能融合点哥伦比亚传统习俗进去
Why can't we mix a couple of Colombian traditions in?
-比如呢 -比如烟火
- Like what? - Like fireworks.
得了吧 哥伦比亚才没有烟火呢
Come on. You don't have fireworks in Colombia.
你们又想让我变成傻冒
You're trying to make me the inocente again.
不 我们有的 晚上的天空很美
No, we do. At night the sky is beautiful-
很有圣诞的气氛
very Christmassy.
那说不通啊
That doesn't make any sense.
每个国家都有自己的传统
Look, every country has their own traditions.
比如 在我们的文化里
In our culture, for example,
送圣诞礼物的 是婴儿耶稣
the baby Jesus is the one... that brings the gifts,
而不是圣诞老人
not the Santa Claus.
那根本就不合理
But that doesn't make sense.
一个新生儿怎么能拿得动所有的礼物
How could a newborn baby carry all those presents?
他们连自己的手在哪都不知道
They don't even know where their hands are.
至少婴儿能穿过烟囱啊
At least a baby can fit through a chimney.
那你怎么坐在婴儿耶稣的膝盖上
How would you sit on the baby Jesus' lap?
你会压扁他的
You'd squish it.
曼尼 明年我们会谈谈
Manny, next year we'll talk about
你们哥伦比亚的一些传统
some of your little Colombian traditions.
-好吗 或许 -"或许"就是不会的意思
- Okay? Maybe. - I know what "Maybe" Means.
感觉你想要夺走我整个圣诞节
It's like you're trying to take away my whole Christmas.
我不敢相信圣诞真没了
I can't believe it's all gone.
老爸从不会坚持到底的
Dad never follows through.
你确定不是你的某个朋友烧了沙发
Are you sure one of your friends didn't burn the couch?
不要看我
Hey, don't look at me.
我们中只有一个人 曾经点火柴玩
Only one of us was ever caught playing with matches.
卢克
Luke?
那是一年前的事了 承认是你干的吧
That was a year ago. Just admit you did it.
-你承认吧 -不
- You admit you did it! - No!
好吧 我有个主意
Okay. Look, I have an idea.
你们记得斯巴达克斯那部电影吗
Do you remember the movie Spartacus?
我们这么做
Here's what we do:
卢克 你去告诉爸妈是你做的
Luke, you tell Mom and Dad it's your fault.
-可我没有 -那没关系
- I didn't do it. - It doesn't matter.
因为你招了后
Because after you confess,
我和海莉也会分别承认是我们做的
Haley and I will each confess to the same thing.
那有什么用
How does that do anything?
他们会因为我们保护彼此而感动的
They'll be so touched that we're protecting each other...
然后他们就会把圣诞节还给我们了
that they'll have to bring back Christmas.
太棒了
That's awesome.
为什么此计可行来着
How does it work again?
我们会成为传奇的
We're gonna pass into legend.
取消了圣诞节的父母亲
The parents who canceled Christmas.
我还以为你会高兴
I thought you'd be happy.
他们会把我们写进歌♥里
They'II write songs about us,
用那些丑陋的小泥人制♥作♥圣诞特♥价♥玩具
make one of those Christmas specials with those ugly little clay people.
你老是说我
You're the one who always says
面对孩子时就狠不下心来
I shouldn't be such a pushover with the kids.
所以你就这样表明自己的立场吗
So this is where you decide to make your stand?
-菲尔 -好吧 好吧 听着
- Really, Phil? - Okay. Okay, look.
别担心 圣诞节会回来的
Don't worry. We're going to have Christmas.
我们家孩子那么有责任有担当
We've raised our kids right.
不管谁做的 都会主动站出来承认错误
Whoever did it will come forward.
不然另外两个也会把他供出来的
Or the other two will rat 'em out.
爸 妈
Mom, Dad.
卢克 有什么事吗
Hey, Luke. What, uh- What can we do for you?
是我做的
I did it.
我玩了火柴 对不起
I was playing with matches. I'm sorry.
你 你 你做的对
You, uh- You did the right thing- Yeah.
承认错误是对的 不过
by confessing, but, um-
你犯了错 小家伙
This is bad, buddy.
性质非常恶劣 懂吗
I mean, really bad, okay?
克莱尔 你来处理一下吧
Claire, you want to handle this?
卢克 你刚才为什么不说
Um, Luke, why didn't you say something?
我也不知道
Mmm, I don't know.
好吧 你♥爸♥爸和我对你失望至极
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