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Modern Family S01E23

Part 3 Dec. 3, 2019, 1:40 p.m.

抱歉了老妈
Sorry, Mom.
而你现在又坐在我的亚麻夹克上
And now you're sitting on my linen jacket.
我就不能有件像样的东西吗
I guess I can't have nice things.
-对不起我不知道它在那 -没关系
- Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't know it was there. - It's okay.
不快停下
No! Stop!
我今晚可是要穿的
I'm wearing that tonight!
我把你的衣服弄皱咯
I'm wrinkling your linen! I'm wrinkling your linen!
这是你逼我的滚出去
Ooh! You know what? Out!
给我滚出去这样不行
I want you out! This isn't working!
我不管你去哪里只要别在这就行了
I don't care where you go, as long as you don't stay here!
你说什么
What are you saying?
你听不懂"出去"两个字吗
What don't you understand about "Out"?
走就走我去和我姐姐们住
Fine. I'll just move in with my sisters.
是谁小便都不能瞄准到处都是
Oh, no! Who will pee all over the bathroom floor?
我当时还在刷牙呢高难度
I was brushing my teeth at the same time.
你给我试试看
You try to do that.
你今天都做了什么
What'd you do today?
-我打了个盹 -真的吗
- I napped. - You did?
-我好几年都没打过盹了 -感觉很棒对吧
- I haven't napped in years. - Yeah. It feels good, doesn't it?
嗯又奇怪又舒爽
Mm-hmm. Good and weird.
就像无边泳池里的那个喷头一样
Kinda like that one nozzle in the infinity pool.
不知道菲尔把那给占了
I wouldn't know. Phil was hogging it.
是我的错觉还是莉莉真的比以前更放松了
Is it me, or is Lily more relaxed here?
不是你的错觉
Oh, yes. She is.
我觉得她是受到我们的影响了
I think it's because she's really picking up on our energy, you know?
就好像要是我们紧张了她也会跟着紧张
It's like, if we're tense, she's gonna be tense.
我觉得我们得把这种正能量带回家
And I think we need to bring this new energy home.
可以使我们更好地为人父母
It's gonna make us better parents-
-你关了 -什么什么情况
- You blocked the - What? What happened?
-你没带她出来 -我以为你带着
- You didn't bring her out! - I thought you had her!
来吧让我来为你画张像
Come on. Let me paint you.
亲爱的会不会太重口味了
Oh, sweetie. That is so creepy.
人都到哪去了
Where is everyone?
好吧我来说说大家的想法
Okay. Let me just say what everyone's thinking.
我的夹克太皱了
My jacket's a mess.
本不该这样的
It wouldn't be,
可有人竟然用熨斗来烤奶酪
but someone used the iron to make grilled cheese.
我有面包有奶酪外加一个熨斗
I had bread, I had cheese and I had an iron.
我还能怎么做
What was I supposed to do?
孩子们别胡闹我们不在乎
Kids, kids. We don't care.
大家好啊
Hola, hola!
抱歉我迟到了杰去哪了
Hey. So sorry I'm late. Where is Jay?
他不是和你在一起吗
He's not with you?
没啊他早就下来了
No, he came down long time ago.
别担心我去找找
Oh, don't worry. I'll go have a look around.
是啊他也许正在海里
Yeah, he's probably in the ocean trying to
用牙齿拖船呢
pull a tugboat with his teeth.
看看谁来了
Well, look who decided to join us.
-你姐呢 -她在浴室狂吐呢
- And where is your sister? - She is in our bathroom throwing up.
什么情况
Well, what happened? -
我看到她现在的样子也很痛心
You're not going to like this as much as I do,
可她喝多了
but she's drunk.
我就知道不该纵容她的
I-I knew I never should have let her-
有戏看咯
That's awesome.
我敢保证我们的浴室肯定更恶心
Guarantee our bathroom is still messier.
我的天呐莉莉电梯到哪去了
Oh, my God! Lily! Where is the elevator?
我不管了我走楼梯去了
Where- I don't know! I'm taking the stairs!
莉莉我们来救你了
Lily, we're coming for you!
嘿你这是要去哪
Hey, you. Where you headed?
还记得先前在泳池你说服我
Well, remember earlier in the pool when you convinced me...
放手让海莉去和隔壁的陌生人去玩
to let Haley go next door with complete strangers?
-你当时完全同意的 -没错
- And you were totally on board. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, well,
可她现在喝醉了还在上面狂吐
she got drunk, and now she's upstairs throwing up.
可她还是个孩子谁给她的酒
But she's just a kid. Who would serve her?
是我们亲爱的我们亲手奉上的
We did, honey. On a silver platter.
你说服我要放轻松随她去玩
You convinced me to relax and let go,
看看落下什么结果
and now this happens.
我很抱歉别太为我们
I'm sorry, but we shouldn't feel bad...
因共享二人世界而付出的代价自责
About wanting a little time for ourselves.
亲爱的这不是在度蜜月
Sweetie, this isn't a honeymoon.
我们已经为人父母你得放弃那个想法了
We have kids. You have got to let this go.
从现在起我不会让他们离开我的视线一步
From now on, I am not losing sight of them for two seconds.
什么都别想逃过我的法眼
Nothing gets past me.
找到杰了吗
Did you find Jay?
我有点担心了
I'm getting worried.
很抱歉我得去处理一下海莉的问题
I'm sorry. I have to deal with Haley.
不用了亲爱的我去处理海莉
No. You know what, sweetie? I will deal with Haley.
你继续去找找老爸
You go see if you can find Dad.
我去外面找找
I'll look for him out there.
莉莉你个小家伙是要去哪儿
Lily, where are you going, huh?
我的天呐
Oh, my God.
-对不起 -我的天呐
- I'm so sorry. - Oh, my God.
你在想些什么啊
Wow. What were you thinking?
有个孩子有身份证她就买♥♥了些酒
One of the kids had an I.D., and she bought some drinks.
我喝了一口结果就止不住了
I tried one, and then another one.
我真傻
It was stupid.
的确的确很傻
Yes. Yes, it was stupid,
不过你还算幸运
but you are really lucky
没有遭遇更可怕的事
that this did not end as badly as it could have.
所以我们从小教育你
This is why we always say to you...
一旦喝醉就会犯糊涂
when you drink, you make bad decisions.
我知道我知道只是
I know, I know. I just-
前一分钟还在返校节派对上喝酒
One minute you're having wine coolers at homecoming,
接下来
and the next...
我克莱尔就火遍全校了
the game of Truth or Claire sweeps your high school.
谢谢你没骂我
Thanks for not yelling at me.
亲爱的那样就太狠心了
Oh, honey. That would just be cruel.
我会等到你酒醒了再骂你的
I'II wait till you feel better to yell.
我觉得我永远不会好起来了
I don't think I'll ever feel better.
每次喝酒都会这样吗
Does this happen every time you drink?
是的
Yes.
是的
Yes, it does.
杰
Jay?
在这呢
Over here.
你在干什么呢
What are you doing?
我起不来了一躺下我腰就折了
I'm stuck. I laid down, my back went out.
别担心我会帮你的
Oh. Well, don't you worry. We're gonna get you out of here.
-抓着我 -好的菲尔这样做也许不大好
- Grab on. - Yeah, you know, Phil, this might not be the best-
不不不
No, no, no, no, no.
我要像飓风一样震撼到你[歌♥曲名]
I'm just gonna rock you- like a hurricane.
开个玩笑你应该听不懂来了
I'm kidding. You're too old to get that. Here we go.
等等干嘛不去找工作人员
Wait. Why don't you just get someone who works here?
不我可以的
No, this is gonna work.
准备好
And now- Oh, wow!
我抽筋了
There's spasming.
-别动 -我不想...
- Don't move. - No. I don't wanna get-
顺便说一下我很感谢你给我们这次度假的机会
By the way, I just want to thank you for this trip.
这是我一生中最美好的一次度假
It's really been a vacation of a lifetime.
此地绝无基情
Nothing weird!
你们好
Aloha.
我把钱包放在前面口袋了所以才...
I keep my wallet in my front pocket, so that's-
硬硬地顶着你
that's what that is.
我的脖子
Neck... going.
对不起
I'm sorry.
-有人在吗帮帮忙 -快叫警卫
- Anyone! Anyone, help! - Alert security!
封锁这个岛
Seal off the island!
这边这边
This- This way! This way!
莉莉
Lily!
是不是在找人啊
Aha. You looking for someone?
莉莉我们担心死了都怪我们说话说忘记了
Lily. We were so worried. We just got distracted.