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Modern Family S01E08

Part 2 Dec. 3, 2019, 1:39 p.m.

天啊看看你
Oh, my God. Look at you.
哦你们发现有什么不同了吗
Oh! You guys notice anything different?
是不是头发变长了
Your hair's longer, right?
-不是 -是不是洁牙了
- No. - Did you get your teeth bleached?
不不不给你们点提示波波波波大
No. Let me give you a little hint. Ba- boobs!
-天啊 -哇噢叹为观止
- Oh, my God. - Oh, wow. Those are sensational.
对啊你懂的要感受一下吗
I know, right? You wanna touch 'em?
我虽是基佬也懂捏乳之妙你没意见吧
I'm gay, not dead. Are you okay with this?
好啊你百香果代基里酒喝多了
Yeah. You're drinking a passion- fruit daiquiri.
我没事的
I'll be fine.
-行了快来吧 -抓奶龙爪手
- Okay, get in there. - I'm coming in.
莉莉喜欢那歌♥声吗
So, Lily likes that, that... singing?
-是的那能让她放松 -好吧
- Yes. It relaxes her. - Oh, okay.
莉莉肯定是聋子
So Lily's deaf.
小捣蛋们来了
There are my little stinkers.
-嗨 -外公好
- Howdy. - Hi, Grandpa.
-进来 -嘿
- Come on in. - Hey.
-哈罗 -哈罗哈罗
- Hola. - Hola, hola.
你好呀海莉
Well, hello there, Haley.
消停消停吧小色鬼
Take it down a notch, Jethro.
准备好疯玩了吗
So, you guys ready for some fun?
干嘛
What?
我爱你外公你永远活在我的心中
I love you, grandpa, and I'm never gonna forget you.
好了好了快松开小家伙
Okay, okay. Back at ya, champ.
喔喔今天可是睡衣派对你们的睡衣呢
Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is a pajama party. Where's your P.J.'s?
在我包里面我得跟你说件事
Yeah, they're in my bag. I need to talk to you about something.
她想和迪兰去参加派对外公
She wants to go to a party with Dylan, grandpa
艾丽克斯闭嘴
Shut up, Alex.
在我朋友安德鲁·艾德勒家里
It's at my friend Andrew Adler's.
离这里只有几个街区
He lives three blocks from here.
-只有几步路 -对呀
- Oh. Walking distance. - Right.
我其实不好意思开口的
So I wouldn't ask you this,
因为我喜欢来你这儿
because I love coming to your house,
但是这次派对很重要我
but it's kind of an important party, and I-
别人请你去他家
Somebody invites you over,
你总不能让人家难堪
the last thing you wanna do is insult them.
-就是说呀 -很高兴我们达成了一致
- Exactly. - I'm glad we agree.
哦天啊那么容易太爽了
Oh, my God. That was so easy. This is awesome.
[杰那句话的意思是
他请海莉来海莉也不应该拒绝]
你是真不明白刚刚是怎么回事吧
You really don't understand what just happened there, do you?
-海莉换上睡衣 -什么
- P.J.'s on, Haley! - What?
我自愿提供我的卧室让她换衣服
Um, I would be happy to let her change in my room.
会是谁呢是你期待的某个特殊人物吗
Who could that be? Are you expecting someone special?
你干了什么
What did you do?
没什么啊我只知道门口有个人
Nothing. I just know that there's someone at the door.
摇滚吧菲尔·邓菲
Rock on, Phil Dunphy.
嘭感动落泪吧你菲尔
Bam! Read it and weep, Phil.
-哦 -是伊茨啊
- Oh. - It's the Iz.
-谁 -斯班道芭蕾乐队的伊茨·拉法提啊
- Who? - Izzy LaFontaine from Spandau Ballet.
来自"死怕"什么的"迪茨·荡铁"耶
Dizzy Dontaine from Spa, Hey.
他反应过来了
He's got it now.
-他反应过来了只是有点懵 -没错
- He's got it. He's just seriously freaking out. - Yes!
菲尔爱死斯班道芭蕾了
Phil loves Spandau Ballet.
我们第一次接吻车上放的歌♥就是《真实》
That song "True" was playing in the car the first time we kissed.
那是我们的定情之歌♥ 所以我谷歌♥了一下
It's our song. So I did some research,
发现主吉他手就住在
found out that the lead guitarist lives,
离这里大概40英里外的地方
like, 40 miles from here.
电♥话♥簿里就有他电♥话♥
He was in the phone book.
仿佛回到了80年代
How '80s is that?
我从来没喜欢过斯班道芭蕾
I never liked Spandau Ballet.
在我们的婚姻史上
Our entire marriage,
我就没提到过斯班道芭蕾
I never once mentioned Spandau Ballet.
我甚至连名字都念得不对吧
Am I even pronouncing that right?
今天来给我们开私人演唱会的是吉他手
Here to play a private concert for us is the guitarist-
-是贝司手 -兼主唱
- Bass player, actually. - And lead singer-
-是伴唱伴唱 -斯班道芭蕾的
- Well, backup, backup. - Of Spandau Ballet.
在理查德·米勒和马丁·坎普之间
Between Richard Miller and Martin Kemp.
哦是他们呀
Oh, those guys.
-我想死你们了 -哦
- I miss you two guys so much. - Oh.
-想死了敬我们 -好的
- So, so much. To us. - Yeah.
-敬我们 -敬我们三个火枪手
- To us. - To us, the Three Musketeers.
-卡波 -什么
- Cabo! - What?
不是吧混♥蛋♥ 我们谈了很多次了
Seriously, you bastards. We've been talking about it forever.
说定了我们要去卡波快点快点
We're doing it. We're going to Cabo. Let's do it. Let's do it.
好吧我们去
All right. Let's go.
行啊行啊肯定会很有趣的
Yeah. Yes. Yes. That would be fun.
只是有趣吗开玩笑
Fun? Are you joking?
玛格丽特酒加上你们以及我的波波
Margaritas, you guys, these guys.
肯定会终身难忘的
It's gonna be epic.
但是我们得找人照看下莉莉
Yeah, but we need to find someone for Lily.
好的好的
Okay, okay. Um,
我过去和女招待调情你们给我多少钱
how much are you gonna pay me to go make out with the waitress?
好吧等等是哪一个
All right. Now, wait. Which one?
年轻的还是年老的
The old one or the young one?
年轻的10美元年老的20
Ten for the young one, 20 for the old.
30块钱都归我了
I am about to make 30 bucks.
-我得问问莉莉的情况 -现在吗
- I'm just gonna go check on Lily real quick. - Right now?
-对马上就好 -但是我要
- Yeah. It'll just take a second. - Well, I'm just-
你们会错过我和黛西小姐调情的
you're gonna miss me sluttin' it up with Driving Miss Daisy.
[《为黛西小姐开车Driving Miss Daisy》为一部电影名]
-就一小下 -很快的
- It'll just take a second. - Real fast.
你们应该"弄死"宝宝
You should kill that baby.
-什么 -你们应该"联♥系♥"宝宝
- What? - You should call the baby.
我爱死你们了
I love you guys so much.
-她是不是说 -我怕怕
- Did she just- - I'm scared.
-没好牌了 -我想我有一对好牌
- I got nothing. - I think I have a very good pair.
-你胸前那对是好牌亲爱的 -我也弃牌了
- You sure do, honey. - And I got squat.
我也没什么好牌
I don't think I have anything either.
你开玩笑呢那是顺子
Are you kidding me? That's a straight.
-真的吗 -她赢了
- Really? - She wins.
你赢了
You won.
-我赢了 -真棒海莉
- I win. - You got it, Haley.
好吧我觉得该奖励自己一听汽水
You know what? I think I deserve a soda.
-干得好海莉 -你看见了吗
- Good job, Haley. - Did you see that?
-她还说不会玩呢 -她都不知道自己赢牌了
- "I don't know how to play." - She didn't even know.
她应得的
You know, she deserves it.
嗨亲爱的
Hi, honey.
-老天你吓坏我了 -你怎么
- Gee, you scared me. - How did you-
灯灭了要是不马上换
Lightbulb went out. You don't change these right away,
回头就懒的换了
you never get around to it.
好了
There.
现在周围的一切"状况" 我看得一清二楚
Now I can see everything that goes on around here.
我很有这方面的经验
I've had a little practice at this.
海莉的小花招我全部见识过
Haley wasn't throwing anything at me I hadn't seen before
她妈妈和某人当年都耍过
from her mother and then some.
可惜没人能逃得出我的手掌
But nobody gets off The Rock.
好了这首歌♥ 在美国不怎么流行
Right. Here's a track. Wasn't so popular in America.
但在荷兰登上过排行榜的第六名
Got to number six on the Netherlands charts though.
那整个夏天我在阿姆斯特丹简直寸步难行
That whole summer I couldn't walk to the corner in Amsterdam
到处都是女歌♥迷围上来
without mobs of birds coming up
热情地要和我共饮泡泡鸡尾酒
and asking me for the double bubble.
好的快开始吧
Okay, just play it, I think. Yeah.
他他太棒了亲爱的
He's- He's awesome, honey.
不客气
You're welcome.
*今夜*
*Tonight*
*良宵*
*So right*
*良宵*
*So right*
*爱人*
*Lover*
菲尔你的爱人在等你的吻呢
Hey, Phil, I think your lover wants a kiss from you.
好的
Oh. Okay.
拜托老兄别像亲吻妹妹那样