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Modern Family S01E13
Part 4
Dec. 3, 2019, 1:39 p.m.
海莉 准备好了吗
Haley. You ready?
开始吧
Let's do this.
打开电视
Turn on the TV.
-安琪拉说他给她染完后 -很好
- Angela says, after he colored her hair- - Nice.
-头发变灰然后又变绿了 -静音
- It turned gray and then green. - Mute it.
取消禁音
Un-mute it.
六十五块
Sixty-five dollars.
-播放DVD -理发师
- Put on a DVD. - Hairdresser
弗雷德里克·朗迈尔不承认过失
Frederick Longmire denies he's responsible.
-快进 -我看看
- Skip forward. - Wait.
好 回到电视
Okay. Back to TV.
多好
...better than that.
霸气
Face!
别高兴得太早 菲尔
Don't get all cocky, Phil.
如果我这样的话
Let's see what happens to little Haley...
小海莉要怎么办呢
when I do... this.
霸气
Ho, ho, ho. Ho! Face.
爸 我该怎么办
Dad, wh- What do I do?
别慌 我们练过这个的 好好想想
Don't panic. We went through this. Just- Just think.
放弃吧 承认你们失败了
Give up. Give up. Admit defeat.
-海莉 -我想想
- Haley. -Okay. - Uh, let's see.
先把遥控器转回电视模式
You put the remote on to TV mode...
然后按"输入"键
and then press "Input"...
直到HDMI1出现 然后
till you get HDMI 1 and-
-我成功了 -她成功了
- I did it! - She did it!
好吧 你们赢了
Fine. You proved your point.
这家里所有人都比我聪明
Everybody in this house is smarter than me.
不 亲爱的 不是这意思
No, honey, you're missing the point.
我在20分钟内就教会了海莉用遥控器
I taught Haley how to use the remote in 20 minutes.
你肯定比她快多了
So think how fast you can learn it.
你那话什么意思
What's that supposed to mean?
瞧见了吗
See what I'm saying?
米奇尔 是我
Mitchell, it's me!
-嗨 老爸 -嗨
- Hey, Dad. - Hi.
我来是想告诉你 你的基达坏掉了
I'm here to let you know your gaydar is broken.
小短不是同性恋
Shorty is not gay.
是 我知道
No. I, uh- I knew that.
你那样对小卡我一时气不过才那样说的
I made that up to mess with you for dissing Cam.
什么 你让我花了两万块
What? That cost me 20,000 bucks.
什么意思
What do you mean?
我跟他说是同性恋也没关系
I reached out to him to let him know it's okay to be gay.
-你真这样做了 -是啊
-Y ou did? - Yeah.
就在我人生最诡异的高尔夫球课之后
Right after one of the stranger golf lessons of my life.
结果他只是个赌技很烂的赌徒
Turns out what he is is a lousy gambler,
而现在我得为他买♥♥单
and now I'm the one on the hook for it.
真是太抱歉了
Oh, I'm so sorry.
那你笑什么
Then why are you smiling?
我真为你骄傲 爸 你成长了不少
I'm- I'm proud of you, Dad. And you're growing.
别说了
Just-Just stop it. Please.
你不知道这对我来说多艰难吗
Don't you see how hard this is for me?
我以前就跟他们一样 看看我现在
See, I used to be just like one of those guys. Now look at me.
我家就跟哥伦比亚村一样
I got a house looks like Little Colombia.
我儿子是同性恋 我还有个中国孙女
I got a gay son and a Chinese granddaughter.
是越南
Vietnamese.
也只有你才知道区别
Only you would know the difference.
别急 老爸 你也没长进多少
Don't worry, Dad. Not growing too much.
我有点紧张
I'm a little nervous.
-别紧张 -你肯定美极了
- Don't be. - I'm sure you look beautiful.
你们觉得怎么样
What do you think?
看看你
Look at you!
真的吗
Really?
男人会围着你转的 赶都赶不走
You're gonna be fighting men off with a stick.
我可不确定
I don't know about that.
-卡梅隆 -抱歉没打个招呼就来了
- Cameron! - Hi. Sorry for the pop over,
我只是想过来送你这个
but I just wanted to bring you these...
感谢你昨晚帮我照顾莉莉
to thank you for babysitting Lily again last night. -Oh!
谢谢 跟我客气啥啊
Gracias! You didn't need to do that.
-我爱莉莉 -我知道
- You know I love Lily. - I know.
进来 打个招呼
Come in. Say hello.
卡梅隆 来认识一下我的新朋友惠特妮
Cameron, this is my new friend, Whitney.
惠特妮 这是卡梅隆
Whitney, this is Cameron.
你好 认识你很高兴
Hello. It's nice to meet you.
你的裙子真是惊艳
That is a spectacular dress.
这老旧玩意?
This old thing?
-看看她发型 -天啊
- What about her hair? - Oh, my gosh.
就跟芭芭拉·史翠珊在《往日情怀》里一样
It's like Barbra Streisand in The Way We Were.
-我的最爱之一 -我也是
- One of my favorites. - Me too.
好吧 是谁在读永恒系列
Okay, who is reading The Forevers?
是我
I am.
我最近完全迷上吸血鬼小说了
I am so obsessed with this whole vampire thing right now.
我也是
Me too.
我刚认识了个超棒的男人 他叫卡梅隆
I just met the sweetest guy named Cameron.
我觉得他可能是我的真命天子
I think he might be the one.
人会改变吗 我不知道
Can people change? I don't know.
人们总是本性难移 加减个15%吧
People are who they are- give or take, yeah, 15%.
如果真的想改变的话最多也就15%
That's how much people can change if they really want to.
-那有机会再见了 再见 -恩 谢谢
- Well, I'll see you when I see you. - Yeah, thanks for-
海莉 甜心 醒醒
Haley, sweetie, wake up.
-干嘛 -教教我怎么用电视吧
- What? - I need you to teach me to use the TV.
现在 为什么不找爸爸教你
Now? Why can't Dad teach you?
因为我们是夫妇
Because we're married.
不管是为自己还是为了所爱的人改变
Whether it's for themselves or for the people they love-
那个 对
That way. Yeah.
-然后按 -我知道了
- And then press- - Mmm! I got it.
恩 15%
Yeah. Yeah, 15%.
-但是 -我成功了
- But you know what? - I did it!
-有时候这样就足够了 -我成功了
- Sometimes that's just enough. - I did it!
行了 我们下星期见
All right, I'll see you guys next week, huh?
杰 杰
Jay. Jay.
我想谢谢你
Listen, I wanna thank you for,
帮我解了围
you know, helping me out with that jam.
没什么的
It was nothin'.
不不 我想送你个小礼物
No, no, no. And I got you a little present.
-你不必这样 -不 我已经买♥♥了
- You didn't have to do that. - No, I did.
麦克·布雷演唱会的两张门票
Two tickets to see the great Michael Bubly.
那家伙简直是天籁之音
The guy sings like an angel.
他会在露天剧场外面演出
He's gonna be outside at one of the amphitheaters.
歌♥洛莉亚肯定爱死这个了
Gloria's gonna love it.
-不 我是说我们俩去 -你和我
- No. I'm talkin' about you and me. - Oh, you and me.
-对 -这会不会有点...
- Yeah. - Well, that's a little-
因为是在野外 我们可以顺便野餐
I thought maybe we could have a little picnic since it's outside.
我会带瓶好酒 带点奶酪
You know? I'll get some nice bottle of wine, a little cheese.
-铺张毯子 行吗 -行
- Lay on a nice blanket. All right? - Yeah, fine.
我喜欢你的发型 谁帮你剪的
Yo, hey. I like your hair. Who does your hair? Huh?
嘿 帅哥 谁帮你剪的头发
Yo, handsome. Who does your hair?
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