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Modern Family S01E03
Part 3
Dec. 3, 2019, 1:38 p.m.
独♥立♥的女强人嘛
Hmm. A strong, independent woman.
听上去跟我认识的另外一个人一样
Sounds like somebody else I know.
但我从来都没有恶意
I was never hostile though.
我的意思是 关于穿裙子的问题
I mean, this whole thing with the dress-
海莉可从来不这样
Never had this problem with Haley.
也许艾丽克斯只是不想被拿来跟她姐比
Maybe Alex doesn't want to compete with her big sister.
或许她只是想做独一无二的自己
Maybe she's trying to create her own identity.
一旦她穿上裙子 她的独特之处就消失了
Put her in a dress, and she disappears.
就一下午都不行吗
For one afternoon?
要让我放弃做自己 哪怕一秒钟都不行
I wouldn't give up being myself for even one second.
有时候真不敢相信你才10岁
Sometimes it's hard to remember you're only 10 years old.
-10岁零9个月 -好吧
- And three-quarters. - Yeah.
我是米奇尔 你们要吃橄榄吗
Hey, it's Mitchell. Do you guys eat olives?
橄榄吗
Olives?
-特棒的橄榄要吗 -好啊
- Really good olives? - Yeah.
那我给你带了啊
You got it.
米奇尔 我找到尿布在哪了 就在那
Mitchell, I found the diapers. They're over here.
卡梅隆 你猜猜我发现到什么了
Cameron, guess what I found?
棺材
Coffins.
他们既卖♥♥婴幼儿奶粉 又卖♥♥棺材
They sell baby formula and they sell coffins.
你简直可以买♥♥到
You can buy literally buy
从你出生到去世需要用到的一切东西
everything you need from birth to death.
苍天大地啊 看看这些尿布
Oh, my God. Look at these diapers.
真便宜
Look how cheap they are!
你知道我们应该怎么做吗
Oh. You know what we should do?
我们应该买♥♥够一两年用的 对不
We should get enough for the next year or two, right?
那我们把它放哪呢
Where would we keep them?
-他们正好也卖♥♥棚子嘛 -真的吗
- They sell sheds. - Really?
你真要买♥♥个堆放♥尿♥布的棚吗
You want to buy a diaper shed?
我们要变成家里盖有尿布棚的家伙了对吗
We're those guys now? The guys with a diaper shed?
再拿两包
Just grab two more.
我才不要 米奇尔
I'm not grabbing two more, Mitchell.
我们该走了
It's time to go.
淡定嘛 我们得...不好意思
Come on, come on. We need, uh- Hey, excuse me.
-你从哪找的平板车 -就在那边
- Where did you get that flatbed thing? - Over there.
-我们也去弄一辆 -不是吧你
- Go grab one of those. - Really?
当然了 两辆才够
Yeah. Get two.
我在苹果酱那排等你
I'm in the applesauce aisle.
不管怎么说
So, anyways,
猜字谜游戏之后我们一起去喝咖啡了
after charades, we went out for coffee.
然后我了解到他喜欢艺术
And I learned that he loves art.
他会弹钢琴 还会说法语
He plays the piano. He speaks French.
-略懂 -听见没
- Un peu. - You see?
我对他的第一印象完全不靠谱
I-I misjudged him.
没错 我就跟好市多卖♥♥场一样
Yeah, I'm sort of like Costco.
我身躯庞大 土里土气 但引人迷恋
I'm big, I'm not fancy, and I dare you to not like me.
没错 而我就更像是那个...
Yeah, and I'm kinda more like that, um-
我们在巴黎逛的那个小店叫什么来着
What is the name of that little shop we went to in Paris?
你个势利小人
You are such a snob.
卡萨布兰卡
Casablanca.
我脚脖子上纹了朵小花
I have a small flower on my ankle...
还纹了一只小蝴蝶在我的 大腿上
and a tiny little butterfly on my... thigh.
大腿根部吗
How high up?
-靠近"中心地带" -你是为了性感才纹的吗
- Pretty high. - Did you do it to look sexy?
不 你是为男人纹的吗 我外公喜欢吗
No- - Did you do it for a guy? Does Grandpa like it?
否 否 是
No, no and yes.
恶心
That's gross
-继续说说你的耳洞吧 -才不要
- Let's go back to your piercings. - No, no, no.
我回答了这么多问题
I've answered enough of your questions.
现在轮到你来回答一个了
Now it's your turn to answer one.
什么问题
What is it?
你为什么不想穿裙子
Why you don't want to wear a dress?
因为我不想穿得像海莉和她那帮蠢伴一样
Because I don't want to look like Haley and her stupid friends.
我也穿裙子 我也不像海莉啊
I wear dresses and I don't look like Haley.
你就是海莉 40年后的版本
You are Haley, just 40 years older.
-10年后的 -20年后的
- Ten. - Twenty.
好吧 艾丽克斯 这你也要跟我吵吗
Deal. Alex, why are you fighting me on this?
其实 穿裙子也没什么大不了的
Just- It doesn't matter if I dress up.
只是我没有你跟海莉那么漂亮
I'm not pretty like Haley and you.
-胡扯 你美翻了 -才不是
- That's ridiculous! You're beautiful. - I'm not.
不过没关系 我聪明过人
But that's okay. I'm the smart one.
那个帅哥服务员可不知道你的智商多高
The cute busboy doesn't know that you're smart.
什么
What?
他每次过来续杯 都冲你微笑示意
He's been smiling at you every time he comes to the table.
才没有
He does not!
要不然你以为他为何就给我们上了面包呢
Why do you think we are the only people with bread?
听着 有一天你也会想跟那样的帅小伙约会
Look. One day you're going to want to date a cute guy like that.
等到那时候 你也会希望自己光彩动人
And when that day comes, you're going to want to look beautiful,
那时你就会穿裙子了
and then you'll wear a dress.
那你亲过女生吗
So, you ever kiss another girl?
跟外婆可不能这么说话
That's no way to talk to your grandmother.
我成长过程中 我妈对我严苛吗
Was my mom hard on me growing up?
是 绝对是
Yeah, she was.
但是你知道吗 当时
But you know what? Back then
贝蒂·弗莱顿和格洛莉亚·斯坦正火着呢
everything was Betty Friedan and Gloria Steinem.
[二位都是杰出的女权主义倡导者]
她们都不明白...
They didn't understand-
-我们回来了哟 -好啊
- Hola! We're back. - Hello.
-逛得咋样啊 -非常棒
- Hey, how'd it go? - It was great.
-你跟卢克玩得开心吗 -这个嘛
- Did you have fun with Luke? - Well, not-
我们姐弟俩谈得很开心
We had a great time.
艾丽克斯 我想过了
Alex, I've been thinking, and...
你不想穿裙子参加婚礼
if you don't want to wear a dress to the wedding,
也没什么大不了的
it's not the end of the world.
没关系 我买♥♥了一条
It's all right. I bought one.
现在你看到她是怎么气我的了吗
Do you see how she has to provoke me?
我们下周再聊这个话题
We'll talk about it next week.
克莱尔
Claire!
让开道 进来
Clear the way. Coming through. Ow!
小心点 注意 伙计
Coming through. Easy. Easy, fella. Ow!
-我的脸得好好歇歇了 -你没事的
- I need to rest my face. - You're fine.
你会没事的 坚持住
You'll be all right. Hang on.
-老天啊 -进家门了
- Oh, my God! - Get the door.
爸
Ah! Dad?
小事故 没啥大不了的
Little accident. Nothing big.
-是飞机失事啦 -发生什么事了
- I was in a plane crash. - What happened?
我们正在玩穿针引线那一招 有人动了
We were threading the needle, and somebody moved.
哪有 人家才没有 你是故意的
No, I didn't. You did it on purpose.
他吃了止痛药 说胡话呢
That's the painkiller talking.
他有点晕乎乎的
He's a little loopy.
-到底有多严重 -机翼裂了
- How bad is it? - Well, the wing is cracked,
-螺旋桨也折了 但我 -我指菲尔
- the propeller's bent, but I can- I can- - I mean Phil.
-飞机失事了 -真"谢谢"你了 爸
- I was in a plane crash. - Thanks, Dad.
我又没让他站那 他非得去
I didn't ask him to be there. He insisted.
他非要冒险 就这样而已
He took a chance. This is what happened.
就像你上次开车轧他脚一样
Kind of like the time you ran over his foot.
你轧过他的脚吗
You ran over his foot?
-意外而已 -爸 你明明是故意的
- That was an accident. - You know, Dad, you did it on purpose.
我们都看到草坪上的轮胎印了
We all saw the tire marks on the lawn.
我那会儿刚戒烟嘛
I had just quit smoking.
瞧 你说得你老公心烦意乱了
See, you're upsetting your husband.
-水 -我去拿
- Water. - I'll get it.
你还好吧
Ay. You okay?
歌♥洛莉亚 谢谢老天爷 你在这
Gloria! Thank God you're here.
别担心 我也在这儿
Don't worry. I'm here too.
你是谁啊
Who's this?
不是我的错
Wasn't my fault.
我见你玩过无数次"穿针引线"那一招
I have seen you thread the needle a million times.
你从来没失过手
You never miss.
没错 我大概是宝刀已老
Yeah. I must be getting old.
你为什么就不愿承认呢 你不喜欢菲尔
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