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Modern Family S01E13

Part 2 Dec. 3, 2019, 1:39 p.m.

That's weird,
因为你朋友小短就是"基味十足"的同性恋
because your friend Shorty there- gay as they come.
-你在开玩笑吧 -不是
- You gotta be kiddin'. - No.
我的"基达"从没出过错
My gaydar is never wrong,
它现在正叮铃作响就像在澡堂一样
and it is pinging like we're at a bathhouse.
你知道你在说什么吗他以前结过婚
What are you talking about- gay? The guy used to be married.
好吧难道那就...艾尔顿·约翰
Okay, that makes- So did Elton John,
[均为隐瞒自己同性恋身份的名人]
梅尔夫·格里芬和科尔·波特也结过婚
Merv Griffin, Cole Porter.
听着你肯定搞错了
You know what? Listen. You couldn't be more wrong about this.
不爸爸你才搞错过很多事情
No, Dad. You could not be more wrong- about a lot of things.
-见到你们很高兴 -慢走小伙子
- Good seeing you guys. - You take care, man.
-那件大衣很不错 -好回见
- That's a great coat. - Yeah, later.
叮铃
Ping!
-菲尔·邓菲 -嗨是我
- Phil Dunphy. - Hey, it's me.
-嗨 -听着我这儿有很多妈妈们
- Hey. - Listen, I've got a bunch of moms over here...
她们都想看选秀比赛的DVD
who wanna watch the talent show DVD,
我调不出声音来
and I can't get the sound to work.
-有图像吗 -有
- Is there a picture? - Yes.
说实话你是不是像每次受挫的时候那样
Be honest. Did you do that thing where you get frustrated...
开始狂按各种按键了吧
and you start pressing all the buttons?
没有
No.
我觉得菲尔在家里
I have a theory that Phil installs...
装那些操作复杂的要死的东西
overly complicated things in the house...
就是希望把我当小孩训
just so he has an excuse to talk to me like a child.
上个月是自动调温器
Last month, it was the thermostat.
雪花按键降降温
The snowflake button makes it cold, cold, cold
温度设置恒恒温
"Set temperature" makes it hold, hold, hold
小火苗按键升升温
The little flame makes it hot
太丢人了
This is so humiliating.
-对不起 -没事
- I am sorry. - It's okay.
他在网上给人感觉很成熟
He just seemed so mature online.
-我怎么会这么傻 -你不傻
- How could I be so stupid? - You're not stupid.
不跟着感觉抓住恋爱的机会才叫傻
"Stupid" is not following your heart and taking a chance on love.
你看哪个11岁小孩能说出这样的话
I mean, what kind of 11-year-old talks like that?
曼尼内心很成熟
Manny's an old soul.
来手帕
Here. Use my handkerchief.
你明白我的意思了吧
You see what I mean?
我会孤老终死的
I'll just be alone for the rest of my life.
-不过没关系了 -不要这样说
- And that's okay. - No, don't say that.
在我们国家有一句谚语是这么说的
In my country, there's a saying that means...
爱就在"转角"处
"Love is just around the corner."
我老家附近有很多妓♥女♥
I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.
也许对你来说是的
Maybe for you.
每天都会有很多男人围着你转吧
I mean, men must throw themselves at you every day.
你也可以的只要
They'II do the same for you if you just-
只要怎样献身吗
Just what? Put out?
不只要
No. Just-
涂点唇彩弄弄头发穿上托文胸
like, the lipstick, the hair, push-up bra. You know.
有用吗我永远不会变得和你一样漂亮
What's it matter? I'm never gonna be as pretty as you.
相信我我也是下了一番功夫的
Ay, believe me, this takes a lot of work.
你只是需要找到你的内在美
You just need to find your inner beauty.
你的内在美被你的不安全感掩盖了
It's hiding beneath a mask of insecurity.
他有点吓到我了
Okay, he's starting to freak me out.
曼尼自己去玩
Manny, go play.
米奇尔这花看上去怎么样
Mitchell, how do these look to you?
-看上去像是快要谢了 -对吧
- Like they're dying. - I know. Right?
我也是这么对那个花商说的他说
I said something to the florist. He said,
不要担心它们会变好的
"Don't worry about it. They're gonna come back."
它们没有变好它们更蔫了
They're not coming back. They've crossed to the other side.
-你蛮搞笑的 -为什么
- You are a funny man. - Why?
你能被这些花搞得心烦气躁
You're completely bothered by the flowers.
但是我爸爸说你是我的朋友的时候
But when my father introduces you as "a friend of my son,"
你一点儿也没有觉得困扰
doesn't faze you in the least.
因为那个花商把我当成了一个傻子
Because the florist played me for a fool.
你♥爸♥没有刻意伤害我他就是那样的人
Your dad didn't mean any harm. He's just being who he is.
当我在东部的法学院上学的时候
When I was back East in law school,
我爸爸曾经每周六下午六点都打电♥话♥给我
my dad used to call me every Saturday at 6:00 p.M.,
在大家都准备出去玩之前
before people would go out,
只是为了查查勤了解一下近况
just to, you know, check in, catch up.
然后应该是第二年的圣诞节吧
And then, I think, the Christmas of my second year,
我终于鼓起勇气向他出柜
I finally got up the courage to tell him.
之后我我基本上只和我妈说话
After that, I-I... pretty much just talked to my mom.
别哭
Don't cry.
我没在哭
I'm not crying.
-我回家了 -我们在这儿
- I'm home! - We're here.
这是惠特妮我们在打扮她
This is Whitney. We're giving her a makeover.
你好你的家人都很善良
Hi. You have such a nice family...
你的房♥子也很漂亮
and a really beautiful house.
谢谢你们怎么认识的
Thanks. You two know each other how?
她是我的约会对象
She's my date.
她当然是我去里面歇着了
Of course she is. I'll be in here.
我很快就回来
I'll be right back.
对不起这个约会和你预想的不太一样
I'm sorry this didn't turn out like you wanted.
没事
That's okay.
或许和你预想的也不太一样
Probably didn't turn out how you wanted it either.
不如这样吧
I'll tell you what.
如果十年以后我们还都是单身
If neither of us is with anybody in 10 years,
我们俩试试行吗
how about you and me give it a shot?
听着好诡异
That's disturbing.
不过可以试试
But maybe.
-你们的午餐吃的怎么样 -很好
- How was your lunch with the boys? - Good.
-还碰到了米奇尔和小卡 -不错嘛
- Ran into Mitchell and Cam. - Ay, nice.
你肯定不会相信
You're not gonna believe this.
-米奇尔说小短是同性恋 -小短吗
- Mitchell says Shorty's gay. - Shorty?
-我相信他是 -不会吧
- Yeah, I believe it. - Oh, come on!
你看他穿着很讲究跳舞也很好
Well, he's a great dresser, a great dancer.
那些不能证明什么
That doesn't prove anything.
他是你朋友中唯一一个没有勾搭过我的
He's the only one of your friends that never hits on me.
我朋友勾搭过你吗
My friends hit on you?
是啊经常的事儿不过不用担心
Yes, all the time, but don't worry.
他们都是老男人造成不了什么威胁
They're a bunch of harmless old men.
他们和我一样年纪
They're my age.
小短要保守这个秘密一定很难
I'm sure it's very hard on Shorty to keep a secret like that.
-杰我觉得你该跟他聊聊 -什么
- Jay, I think you should talk to him. - What?
只有你有一个同性恋儿子
You're the only one with a gay son.
他一定会愿意跟你倾诉的
I'm sure he'll appreciate opening up to you.
我们是男人男人不倾诉
We're guys. We don't open up.
我们聊运动聊车
We talk about sports and cars,
还有半夜爬起来尿尿
getting up in the middle of the night to pee.
我相信米奇出柜的时候你帮了他不少
I'm sure you made it very easy for Mitch to come out of the closet.
-是 -好吧我去继续帮人打扮了
- Yeah. - Okay. I'm gonna finish my makeover.
因为我关心别人
Because I care about people.
我想帮别人改变他们的人生
Because I want to help them change their lives.
杰我在暗示你应该打电♥话♥给你朋友
Jay, I'm hinting that you should call your friend, okay?
-好我懂了 -好好
- Yes. I'm getting that. - Okay, okay.
哈喽爸爸回到自己的领地了
Hey, hey! Daddy in the hizzouse!
你为什么要这么对一个又新又贵的遥控器
Why would you do that to a brand-new, very expensive remote?
因为我发火了它又不听话
Because I lost my temper, and it didn't work.
所以它对我来说没用
Therefore, it's useless.
亲爱的只要碰上电子产品
Well, honey, when it comes to anything electronic,
你绝对不是个好学生
you're not exactly the best student.
我很聪明的
I am very smart.
我大学绩点4.0 你多少
I had a 4.0 in college. How about you?
我也差不多尽管我花了很多时间
I was almost that despite my substantial time
在啦啦队上
commitment to cheerleading.
我们不是说好不提啦啦队这档事的吗
I thought we agreed not to bring up the cheerleading.
在我的大学啦啦队员可是名流
Cheerleading in my college was cool.
橄榄球队的羡慕嫉妒恨到
The football players were so jealous,
不让我和几个兄弟
they wouldn't even let me and my buddies
特雷弗斯科特还有林参加他们的派对呢
Trevor, Scotty and Ling- go to their parties.