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Modern Family S01E20

Part 4 Dec. 3, 2019, 1:40 p.m.

We'll just go through the garage, with the-
难怪他要雇你你能应对危机
That's why he wants to hire you. You're good in crisis.
天啊这
Ooh, yeesh. What-
-没开 -再按按看
- It's not opening. - Push it again.
-我听到动静了但是 -用力点按
- I'm hearing things, but it's not- - Push it harder.
不是这个这个吗
That's not- Is it this one?
我也听到了什么声响
I hear something. What is that?
不是别乱按住手
No. Stop touching- Stop-
这个是这个行了
This- Oh, that was it. All right.
-米奇尔天啊这 -天啊
- Mitchell! Oh, my God. Did- - No!
-天啊 -不小卡
- Oh, my God! - No, Cam!
小卡我们我们弄的
Cam, we- Did we do that?
这怎么交代
What are we gonna say?
工作我答应下了
I will take the job.
-不然你哪来钱修车 -对
- Kinda think you have to now. - Yeah.
小伙子你们一个队的
Guys, you're on the same team!
暂停
Time out!
-暂停 -给我过来
- Time out! - Get over here!
各位我们刚刚合计的几个战术
Guys, earlier we practiced a few set plays.
哪里提到让你们从队友手中抢球了
Did any of them involve wrestling the ball from your own teammate?
-你说要使出浑身解数的 -没错
- But you said to be aggressive. - Yeah!
但不是对你队友使待着别动
Not on your own team! Wait here.
得你来教我♥干♥不了
You gotta coach. I can't take it.
-你是在跟我说吗 -是是跟你说
- You talkin' to me? - Yeah, I'm talkin' to you.
你得接手我就快输了
You gotta take over. I'm about to lose it out there.
那可真不容易教练
That sounds tough, Coach.
-你这是怎么回事 -教练该继续了
- What's your problem? - Hey, Coach! Ticktock.
我之前跟教练交涉你把我挤开
I was dealing with the coach. You pushed me aside.
我给孩子们指导你把我挤开
I was dealing with the boys. You pushed me aside.
信不信由你杰
Believe it or not, Jay,
有些事我比你擅长
there are some things that I am better at than you are.
-砰终于把话摊开了 -老天啊
- Bam! It's out there. - Oh, for God's sake.
-教练 -他叫你呢
- Coach! - He's calling you.
听着我能理解你很不爽好吧
Listen. I don't blame you for being angry. All right?
我习惯了主事仅此而已
I'm used to taking charge. That's all.
我一开始就该让你来做教练
I should have let you coach from the get-go.
还有呢
And?
-我爱你 -不烧烤那事儿
- I love you. - No. The barbecue.
噢老天啊
Oh, for God's sake.
你烤的牛排肯定好吃不会咬不动
I'm sure your steaks would have been delicious... and not chewy.
-好我来 -谢谢
- Okay. I'll do it. - Thanks.
所以说青出于蓝而胜于蓝
And so the student becomes the master.
-昔日王者 -算了不劳你驾
- The once mighty- - You know what? Forget it.
不不不不我来我来
No, no, no, no. I'm good. I'm good.
队员们想不想以赢家的身份走出去
Hey, hey. Guys. Who wants to go out like a champ?
-想 -我
- Yeah! - Me!
就这态度好乔迪你发球给卢克
I love it! Okay, Jordy, you inbound to Luke.
曼尼你把卢克的防守挡开
Manny, you set a pick on Luke's man
然后去球篮下面候位
and roll to the bucket.
-卢克你知道该怎么做了 -我不知道
- Luke, you know what to do. - No, I don't.
-传地板球给曼尼 -但是爸
- Bounce-pass to Manny. - But, Dad-
教练曼尼整个赛季都没进过球
Coach, Manny hasn't taken a single shot all season.
机会来时他会把握住的
Then chances are he'll be open.
好的队员们上场了
Okay, guys. Let's bring it out.
嘿都伸出手来
Hey, hey. Bring it in.
给对手秀秀我们的气势
Let's show these guys what kind of team they're about to beat.
数到三喊"小德伯必胜"
Huh? "Li'I Dribblers" On three.
一二三小德伯必胜
One, two, three- Li'I Dribblers!
红队场边发球开始
Okay, red ball. Side out. Here we go.
我的执教理念是什么
What's my coaching philosophy?
-给孩子一只鸟 -就是这样
- Give a kid a bird- - Yes!
他就会像那些怪叔叔一样
And he becomes one of those weird dudes
把鸟放在肩膀四处晃荡
who walks around with a bird on his shoulder.
但给他一双翅膀
But give him a pair of wings,
他就能飞
he can fly.
除非他眼高手低技术太烂
Unless he has absolutely no hand-eye coordination.
没事我相信你
Okay, I support you.
妈
Mom.
你晚了20分钟
That was 20 minutes.
妈我非常非常抱歉
Mom, I am so, so sorry.
我知道我不该这样
I know it's no excuse,
只是我人在学校身不由己
but I've been feeling a lot of pressure at school.
来自朋友圈的压力
You know, with friends.
我非常非常爱你
And I love you so much,
你为我所做的一切我都心存感恩
and I appreciate everything you do for me.
我还是你的乖乖女
I'm still your little girl.
亲爱的妈妈听你这么说真开心
Oh, honey! That was so sweet.
能给我20美元吗我们想去看电影
Can I get $20? A bunch of us are going to a movie,
然后再去吃个饭什么的
and we're gonna get something to eat afterwards.
珍娜她哥会载我们回家的
Jenna's brother's gonna take us home.
好没问题亲爱的给你40
Okay. Of course. Sweetie, you know what? Take 40.
-天啊 -没什么给
- Oh, my gosh. - Yeah. That's right.
-谢谢妈 -去吧玩得开心
- Thanks, Mom. - Go on. Have a great time.
艾丽克斯亲爱的逛街的时候
Oh, Alex, honey? When you're out shopping,
最好给自己买♥♥件胸罩
you might wanna pick yourself up a training bra.
我知道你现在用不上
I know you don't need one now,
但你的小咪♥咪♥早晚会长出来的嘛
but your little boobies are gonna come in soon.
妈妈爱你小猫猫
Mommy loves you, kitten!
亲亲亲亲
Mwah! Mwah!
看你还敢耍我
Teach her to screw with me.
我阻断了防守然后跑到球篮下
I set a pick and then rolled towards the basket.
卢克把球传给我我投篮几乎进了
Luke passed to me. I shot the ball and almost made it.
我今天给莉莉买♥♥了件非常萌的裙子
I bought Lily the cutest little dress today.
然后我从对手那里抢到球
And then I stole the ball from the other team,
然后360逆天翻转上篮几乎灌篮
did a 360 and almost dunked it.
真牛
That's nice.
我今天跟莉莉玩得太开心了
Ay. I just had the best day today with Lily.
那小姑娘萌翻了
That girl's so sweet.
我下周六有比赛你来看吧
I have a game next Saturday. You could come.
不了谢谢我不想去给你丢脸
No, it's okay. I wouldn't want to embarrass you.
那天我应该会带莉莉去吃纸杯蛋糕
I'll probably take Lily out for cupcakes. Mm-hmm.
哦
Okay.
提点一下
Any suggestions?
我一般用耳环哄她开心
I usually go with earrings.