邪恶

Evil S02E11

Part 5 Oct. 3, 2021, 7:16 p.m.

Give me 20 minutes.
带姜汁啤酒
Bring root beer.
怎么样
How did it go?
不错
Fine.
就是普通的驱魔
Just your everyday exorcism.
我们做了曲奇我们都很想你
We made cookies. We missed you.
我也想你
Oh, I missed you, too.
我很高兴
Oh, I'm really glad.
怎么了
What's wrong?
只是厕所有东西
Just something in the bathroom.
柯特我出现幻觉了
Kurt, I'm hallucinating.
我知道我们会调整你的药物
I-I-I know. We're modifying your medication.
不我得赶紧停药
No, I have to stop right now.
不再吃奥氮平
No more olanzapine.
也不再吃氨磺必利来抵消
No more, uh, amisulpride to alleviate
奥氮平的副作用了
the side effects of the olanzapine...
克里斯汀我们说好这是个好主意
Kristen, we agreed it was a good idea...
我看到了不存在的怪物
I'm seeing monsters that aren't there.
但一下子停药有可能
But coming down from the medication can be
-会很危险 -你在为谁工作
- just as dangerous... - Who are you working for?
什么
What?
你在跟我妈睡觉吗
Are you sleeping with my mom?
是她让你这么做的吗
Is-is she having you do this?
-什么 -我不信你柯特
- What? - I don't believe you, Kurt.
-不再信了 -克里斯汀这是妄想症
- Not anymore. - Kristen, this is paranoia.
如果我毫无道理才是妄想症
It would be paranoia if I had no justification.
坐下我们谈谈
Sit down. Let's talk.
不你被炒了
No. You're fired.
-什么 -我不会再来这里了
- What? - I am done coming here.
这不是个好主意
That is not a good idea.
这是我最好的主意
It's the best idea I've had.
你跟他们狼狈为奸
You're in league with them.
你把我的心理治疗笔记给利兰
You gave my therapy notes to Leland.
那是被偷的
They were stolen.
现在你又跟我妈上♥床♥
And now you're sleeping with my mom
还给她信息
and you're feeding her information.
我们得谈谈
We need to talk.
你瞧你还敢说我是妄想症
Okay, you tell me again how I'm paranoid.
-我在跟妻子打电♥话♥ -当然了
- I am on with my wife. - Sure!
听着你跟她说
Listen. Talk to her.
利兰
Hey, Leland.
有人吗
Hello?
利兰
Leland?
有人吗
Hello?
你在哪
Where are you?
天呐
Oh, God.
怎么回事
Wha-What is going on?
我被追杀了
I'm being hunted.
好了来吧
Okay, come on.
起来我们走
Get up. Let's go.
我觉得我站不起来
I don't think I can stand.
别这么婆婆妈妈
Oh, please don't be such a baby.
行吧
Fine.
来过来我们走
Come on. Come here. Let's go.
先坐坐下
Sit first. Sit.
伸出一条腿
One leg up.
另一条腿
The other leg.
你还好吗
You okay?
进去吧
There you go.
好了
All right.
喝了这个
Drink this.
姜汁啤酒
杰里米
好了还要吗
All right. More?
机场的那两个女人
The two women from the airport.
还要多少晚
How many more nights of this?
-什么 -这个...驱魔
- What? - This... exorcism.
一晚
One.
你能活下去吗
Can you survive it?
能
Yes.
不不不不还记得我们的合约吗
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Remember our agreement?
记得
I do.
拿好了
All righty, then.
冲干净吧
Rinse off.
你是说这个判断和
And you're saying this has nothing to do
你们与新撒旦教的
with your deep philosophical differences
巨大哲学差异无关吗
with the New Ministry of Satan?
没错这个组织没能达到
Correct. The organization fails
国税局四项重要标准中的两项
two of the IRS's four core criteria.
组织的目的并不仅是为了崇拜撒旦
It is not operated exclusively for worshipping Satan.
-克里斯汀 -对
- Uh, Kristen? - Yes.
六个月前这个所谓"教堂"才成立
Six months before this "church" was formed,
格雷厄姆·卢西恩和吉姆·洛格一直在卖♥♥T恤
Graham Lucian and Jim Logger were selling these T-shirts.
撒旦万岁
我和魔鬼做生意
而他们只有在申请
And they only created this pamphlet
免税时才制♥作♥了这个宣传册
when they applied for tax-exempt status.
还有别的吗
Anything else?
有净收入都归给个人了本
Yes. The, uh, net earnings are for one individual. Ben?
对银行对账单显示所有的收入
Yeah, the, uh, bank statements show that the profits
都进入了格雷厄姆·卢西恩的口袋
were pocketed by Graham Lucian,
包括教会的收入
including the church collections.
你也能看到我们的评估员没有偏见
As you can see, our assessors are not biased,
但他们确实得出结论新撒旦教
but they do conclude that the New Ministry of Satan
不符合国税局的标准
does not live up to IRS standards.
说得好
Well presented.
这个教会有两位先生
The two gentlemen from this church
申请在你们递交结论后说两句
have asked to be heard after your presentation.
-什么 -他们说你们的团队有偏见
- What? - They've argued that your team is biased,
他们也想说说自己的想法
and they wanted to offer their piece.
卢西恩先生洛格先生请进
Mr. Lucian, Mr. Logger, please come in.
看看是谁好啊耶稣
Oh, look who it is. Hi, Jesus.
先生们
Gentlemen.
女士
Lady.
那是什么偏见
So, what's the bias?
我是无神论者
I'm an atheist.
我不在乎你崇拜谁
I don't care who you worship.
-克里斯汀是不可知论者 -我知道
- And Kristen is an agnostic. - I know.
我们谈过
We talked.
那是什么偏见
Then what is the bias?
克里斯汀昨晚跟我上♥床♥了
Kristen slept with me last night,
而她现在想伤害我
and now she wants to hurt me.
真的吗
Really?
这可真是新奇
Well, that's an original way to go.
克里斯汀你想说什么吗
Kristen, any response?
那不是真的吗
Is this not true?
你在逗我吗
Oh, are you kidding me?
我宁愿跟撒旦本人上♥床♥
I would rather sleep with Satan himself.
你真是个骗子
You are such a liar.
你想让我怎么做
What do you want me to do?
对着《圣经》或撒旦圣经发誓吗
Swear on a stack of Bibles or the Satanic Bible?
你告诉我
You tell me.
好吧
Okay.
我觉得我们说完了
I think we're done here.
谢谢先生们
Thank you, gentlemen.
我们没有
Um, we're not.
撒旦没有
Satan isn't.
祂要来找你了
He's coming for you.
你们三人
All three of you.
保重
Take care.
这只能证明一件事
Well, that proves one thing.
不管上帝和撒旦有多么强大
No matter how powerful Satan and God are,
国税局更厉害