邪恶

Evil S02E04

Part 5 July 30, 2021, 1:55 p.m.

Help me!
救命有人吗
Help! Somebody help me!
我被卡住了
I'm stuck!
救命
Help!
库尔特我是克里斯汀有紧急情况
Kurt, it's Kristen. Sorry, this is an emergency.
你的方法不仅没有减轻幻觉
Your prescription, it's supposed to stop hallucinations.
反而还加重了幻觉
Yeah, it's not. It's causing more.
大卫兄弟
Brother David.
你来了
You came.
好了
Okay.
是时候加入一场唇枪舌战了
Time to thrust you into the middle of an argument.
准备好了吗
You ready?
用它来结束今天完美
Yeah. Sounds like the perfect end to my day.
你被他们当作遮羞布
You're a fig leaf for them.
老天爷他又开始了
Oh, my God, here we go.
你管这叫什么
Well, what would you call it?
这些人和天主教♥徒♥一样
These PWIs like the Catholic Church.
你以为你能改变他们他们却因此嘲笑你
They laugh at you thinking you can change them.
只要有人指责他们是种族主义者
And whenever someone calls them out on being racist,
他们就会指着你们俩说
they point to the both of you, saying,
"看哪我们这儿有黑人牧师"
"Oh, look, we've got Black priests."
你是干什么的洛根每次我见到你
And what do you do, Logan? Every time I see you,
你都在找寻下一个目标下一位救世主
you're on to another cause, another savior.
一碰到不喜欢的事情你就退出
You don't like something, you just quit.
这有什么不对吗
What's wrong with that?
你不用承担任何责任
You don't take any responsibility.
你们都支持伯尼·桑德斯那个叛徒
You're all for Bernie Sanders. Then he's a sellout.
黑人平权运动已经成了政♥治♥正确
BLM is "virtue signaling,"
所以你可以随意找下家
so you just go on to the next.
你只是加入然后退出兄弟
You just join and quit, brother.
不我不会效忠于
No, no, no. I don't owe my allegiance
不值得效忠的人
to anyone who doesn't deserve it.
我不是傀儡我不会被那些
I'm not a pawn. I'm not someone who allows myself
我不信奉的东西所操控
to be represented by something I don't believe in.
可我信奉
But I believe in it.
天主教
The Catholic Church?
上帝耶稣
And God. Jesus Christ, His son.
使徒彼得尼西亚信经
Peter, the rock. The Nicene creed.
所有的这一切
The whole nine yards.
老天
Oh, my God.
你真伟大
What a step up.
接着做白人的舔狗吧
Uncle Tom becomes Father Tom.
我靠你死定了
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I got him.
你等着
I got him.
放开我
Get off me...
你没事吧伙计
You all right, man?
我... 我得走了
I... I'd better go.
很高兴见到大家
It was nice seeing everyone.
嘿
Hey.
冷静我是站在你这边的
Peace. I'm on your side.
我只是想问你个问题
I just have a question.
我现在没心情跟你聊天伙计
I'm not in the mood to talk, man.
我信奉上帝我信奉基♥督♥
I believe in God. I believe in Christ.
我是皇后区福音教堂的牧师
I'm a minister in a Gospel Church here in Queens.
四方福♥音♥会♥ 在十七号♥
The Gospel Four Square. On 17th.
你来去了就会感觉像回到了家一样
Come there and you'll be home.
天主教会不做的事我们做
What the Catholic Church doesn't do, we do.
没有第十三层
There is no 13th floor.
如果没有十三层我们怎么继续游戏
So how do we continue the game if there's no 13th floor?
你有没有试过把电梯停在两层楼中间
Have you tried stopping the elevator between the floors?
我试过了
Yes, I have.
真的吗
You did?
发生了什么
What happened?
什么都没发生
Nothing.
可能他们为了不让人去尝试这个游戏
Maybe they renumbered the floors
把楼层重新编号♥了
so no one would play.
祝你们好运
Good luck.
你怎么想
So what are you thinking?
我不知道
I don't know.
大卫我很担心你的布道
David, I'm worried about your homily.
在谈论种族时请尽量试着用更委婉的语言表达
Just try to couch the racial language more carefully.
种族会煽动人们的情绪
Race incites.
神父如果我用委婉的语言来掩盖
It loses its teeth
它就会失去原有的效力
if I couch it, Father.
你布道的对象是真正的教区居民
This is a homily you're giving to a real parish.
场合是一场真正的弥撒
At a real Mass.
我知道
I know.
这就是我准备把它当做一次真正的测试的原因
That's why I'm using it as a real test.
一次什么的真正的测试
Uh, a real test of...?
神的和平的旨意
God's message of peace.
你认为你自己以及
You have a high regard for yourself
你对于教会的价值很重要吗
and-and your worth to the Church?
是的
I do.
我不知道该怎么做了没有第十三层
Okay, I don't know what to do. There's no 13th floor.
等等让我想想
Hold on. Let me think.
怀亚特会怎么做他会
What would Wyatt do? What would...
他会怎么做没有十三层
Yeah, what would he do? No 13.
弗里西亚再说一遍我听不到你
Felicia? Say it again. I couldn't hear you.
听得到吗我说
Hello? I said,
按下第二层再按呼叫按钮
press two, and then the call button.
她按了第二层又按了呼叫按钮
Okay, she pushes the second floor and the call button.
按下两个还有呼叫按钮
"Press two and the call button."
数字一和数字三十三
Number one and number three: 13.
不是第二层
It's not the floor two.
是两个按钮
It is two buttons.
什么鬼
What the hell?
有人吗
Hello?
有人吗
Hello?!
有人吗
Hello?
你好
Hello. Hey.
不
No.
不不不不
No. No. No. No.
不不不
No! No! No.
不
No.
所以他们没有删你的布道
So, they didn't whittle down your homily?
虽然他们尝试过但是没有
Nope, they tried.
那挺不错的
Good for you.
所以教会没有那么种族歧视
So the Church isn't as racist as it could be.
看上去好像是这样
Yeah, looks that way.
你知道他们为什么没有删吗
No, you know why they didn't whittle it down?
他们不需要这么做
They didn't need to.
这是你的弥撒
That's your Mass.
在这个常年期的第六周
On this, the Sixth Week of Ordinary Time, I've asked one
我请来了我们神学院最有激♥情♥的学生
of our most passionate seminarians
来主持这次布道
to offer the homily.
他距离授圣职只有两个月的时间
He's only two months away from ordination,
所以恳请你们帮助他
so please offer him your support.
大卫
David.
众所周知
It's widely acknowledged
美国的原罪是种族
that America's original sin is race,
是奴隶制
is slavery.
美国巨大的财富都建立在
America's tremendous wealth was built on the labor of people
那些被从家乡绑♥架♥过来
that were kidnapped from their homeland
被奴役的人的劳动上
and sold into bondage.
- 太感谢你了保佑你 - 很不错谢谢你
- Thank you so much. Bless you. - That was great. Thank you.
等等我可以抱你吗
Oh, wait, is it all right to hug you?
真的很不错
That was really good.
你用了些狠手段大卫神父我喜欢
Throwing some sharp elbows there, Father David. I liked it.
我需要让群众保持清醒
Well, I had to keep the throng awake.
所有的二十个人都竖起了耳朵
And all 20 of them really perked up.
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