邪恶

Evil S02E11

Part 2 Oct. 3, 2021, 7:16 p.m.

撒旦想要你
所以你说呢
So... you tell me.
新撒旦教
哪一款最受欢迎
Which one is the favorite?
这一款
This one.
是的我确实为撒旦工作
我们最引以为傲的是我们的巴弗灭雕像
We're most proud of our statue of Baphomet.
这是你们建成的礼拜场所吗
So this is your established place of worship?
是的这是国税局的要求
Yes. One of the IRS requirements.
你看起来很清楚我们要什么
You seem very aware of what we need.
我看过国税局的文件
Well, I've been reading the IRS literature.
必须达到免税的标准
Have to clear that tax-exempt bar.
-你们会定期做礼拜吗 -会
- Do you have regular service? - We do.
什么时候
When?
周五晚八点来参加吧
Friday, 8:00 p.M. Join us.
有明确的会员吗
A distinct membership?
我们两个月内会员数量就翻倍了
Oh, we doubled our membership in, uh, two months.
从多少人到多少人
Yeah, from what to what?
-具体数字我得去查 -估一下
- I'd have to check those numbers. - Guess.
开始是8位现在我们有12位
Started with eight, and now we have 12.
会众的数量并不多
Not much of a congregation.
和基♥督♥门徒的数量一样
It's as many as Christ had.
这是我们的宣传册
And here is some of our literature.
你们的教义是什么
What's your creed?
随心所欲除非伤害到别人
Do what you want unless it hurts someone.
如果有人自称是你的对手干掉他们
If someone presents themselves as your adversary, destroy them.
新撒旦教
每月礼拜安排表
寻求现时回报不要等到以后
And look for rewards now, not after.
撒旦一切荣耀归于您
Satan, all glory.
"干掉他们"吗怎么做
"Destroy them"? How?
不会以任何违反美国法律的形式
Not in any way that would break the laws of the United States.
跟我说说你们怎样向撒旦祷告
Tell me how you pray to Satan.
地狱之父啊请借我您的力量
Oh, Father Below, lend me your power
随心所欲地处置任何我想对付的人
to do what I want to who I want, and, uh...
带走我所有的悔恨在您的地狱之火中烧光
take away all my regrets, burning them in your hellfire,
等等诸如此类的
and... et cetera, et cetera.
祷告不算太好
Not much of a prayer.
我正在努力改进
Well, I'm working on it.
这是个骗局对吗
This is a scam, isn't it?
你们这些不肯相信的人
Oh, ye of little faith.
没有比你们教会更大的骗局了
No more a scam than your Church.
让我问你个问题
Let me ask you a question.
如果这座教堂不是真正信仰撒旦
If this church doesn't really believe in Satan
所做的不过是卖♥♥T恤而已
and all they're doing is just selling T-shirts,
那他们不就无害吗
then aren't they just harmless?
是的很有可能
Yeah, possibly.
我们收集好数据向主教阁下汇报吧
Let's collect our data and brief His Eminence.
驱魔仪式将分三晚进行
The exorcism will be spread over three nights,
每晚六小时
six hours every night.
你会想放弃但不可能
You'll want to quit, but quitting is not an option.
我不会放弃的神父
I won't quit, Father.
我从不放弃
I never do.
这是最后的驱魔仪式
This is the final rite of exorcism.
很剧烈也很疲劳
It is intense, and it's grueling.
-但最终我会净化吗 -或者死亡
- But in the end, I'll be clean? - Or dead.
有点太夸张了
That's a bit melodramatic.
该仪式将由我施行
I will be performing the rite.
我们今晚就开始
We'll start tonight.
但我需要你签一下这个知情同意书
But I need you to sign this consent form.
上面写明了可能存在的危险
It acknowledges the possible dangers.
能给我点时间读读这个
Can I have a minute to read this
并和我的灵性咨♥询♥师商量一下吗
and consult with my spiritual counselor?
我需要在离开前知道你的回答
I need your answer by the time I leave,
否则我就去下一场驱魔仪式
or I'm moving on to the next exorcism.
心好痛
Ouch.
他没什么基♥督♥之爱
Not a lot of Christian love there.
他看穿你了
Oh, he sees through you.
-那是什么 -你说什么
- What is that? - Hmm?
新撒旦教
这地方在哪里
Where is this place?
地址在背后
The address is on the back.
新撒旦教
他们正招募新成员
They're looking for new members.
这简直是亵渎上帝
This is blasphemy.
你笑什么
What are you smiling about?
这些蠢货根本不相信撒旦
These idiots don't believe in Satan.
他们只是拉拢魔鬼以吸引媒体关注
They're just co-opting the Devil to get press
并激怒宗教人士
and piss off religious people.
还有免税身份
And tax-exempt status.
这些混♥蛋♥
Sons of bitches.
应该把这些人脚趾拴着倒吊起来
These people should be strung up by their toes,
割开他们的喉咙让血倾洒在祭坛上
their throats slit and the blood poured on an altar.
你怎么知道他们不信
How do you know they don't believe?
看看这个 "我们不是分时共有教堂"
Look at this. "We're not a time-share."
看看这些图
Look at these pictures.
宗教新时期
撒旦看好你
孩子野餐
Kids, picnics.
"撒旦关心你的未来"
"Satan cares about your future."
怎么他们疯了吗
What, are they insane?
对撒旦的信仰是什么
What is belief in Satan about?
力量
Power.
摒弃权威
Rejection of authority.
操控暴♥力♥
Manipulation. Violence.
厌恶像你一样的人
Disgust with people like you.
这家伙这个混♥蛋♥
This guy, this dick--
格雷厄姆他一点都不在乎那些
Graham-- he doesn't care about any of that.
他只是在利用它
He's just using it.
给你拿去吧
Here, go ahead.
告诉那个牧师我准备好了
Tell that priest I'm ready.
当你告诉我你很好时
When you tell me that you're fine
我知道你不是
and I know that you're not,
这让我对我们的关系感到很困惑
it makes me feel confused about our relationship.
-对但那是因为我确实挺好的 -克里斯汀
- Yeah, but that's because I am fine. - Kristen.
镜像复述
Mirroring.
当我说我很好尽管你知道我不好
When I say I'm fine even though you know I'm not fine,
这让你对我们的关系感到困惑
it makes you confused in our relationship.
-你是这个意思吗 -是的
- Is that what you're saying? - Yes.
你想补充点别的吗
And would you like to add anything to that?
不想
No.
很好
Good.
克里斯汀轮到你了
Kristen, your turn.
当你不停地问我 "你还好吗"
When you keep asking me, "Are you fine?"
哪怕我很好
even though I am fine,
这让我觉得你对一年里
it makes me think that you feel guilty
有六个月不在家感到很内疚
about leaving your family for six months out of the year.
-克里斯汀 -怎么了
- Kristen. - What?
他能实话实说我就不能吗
He can speak his truth, I can't speak mine?
只要不是算旧账就行
As long as it's not score settling.
天啊我们能谈谈吗安迪
Oh, my gosh. Can we just talk, Andy?
-我们好久没聊过了 -那现在跟我聊聊
- Yeah, we haven't been talking. - Well, then talk to me now.
-问题是什么 -知道吗
- What is the problem? - You know,
我想最好还是坚持镜像复述练习
I think it's best to stick with the mirror exercise.
你跟其他人上♥床♥了吗
Are you sleeping with someone?
很好
Well, good.
真话练习
The truth exercise.
柯特闭嘴
Kurt, shh.
不我没跟其他人上♥床♥
No, I'm not sleeping with anyone.
不是本吗
Not Ben?
什么不是
What? No.
当然不是
Of course not.
不是大卫吗
Not David?
不是
No.
他要成为一名牧师了