镜花水月（2015）

UnReal S01E01

Part 5 Sept. 24, 2020, 9:39 a.m.

So, I've never actually met, uh, a british person.
话说我还从没有真的遇见过呃英国人
Thank you. Oh, there you go --
谢谢你哦给你 --
Some champagne. Cheers.
来点香槟干杯
To love, to future, to "Everlasting." Cheers.
敬爱情敬未来敬"天长地久" 干杯
Thank you.
谢谢
Hi. Hi.
嗨嗨
Such a nice shirt.
多好看的衬衣
Oh, thank you. Yeah.
哦谢谢你是
Uh, your dress looks lovely.
呃你的裙子看起来也很美
Thank you.
谢谢
You having a good time?
你觉得开心么?
A blast. Cheers.
超尽兴干杯
I have nothing, people, okay?
我现在一点有意思的情节都没看到同志们听见没?
Listen to me.
听我说
Get me some one-on-one interviews.
给我弄一些一对一的谈话
Get me some good tv!
给我弄点精彩的节目!
I see faith. I'll prep her.
我看到费丝了我会让她准备好的
Hi, faith.
嗨费丝
Hi. Shia, from the phone.
嗨西雅我们通过电♥话♥
What is shia doing?
西雅在干什么?
No, shia. Oh!
不会吧西雅哦!
Oh, gosh!
哦天啊!
Hi!
嗨!
How are you? Ah!
你好么? 啊!
You're a waiter.
你是服务生
Oh, no, no. It's like a disguise.
哦不不这就像是一种伪装
A-- they picked me to manage you guys tonight,
呃 -- 他们选我今晚来管理你们这些姑娘
But since I'm on camera, I got to blend in.
但是鉴于我会被录制进去所以我得融进来
Okay. That's so clever.
好吧真是聪明啊
Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Ugh.
是吧哦我的天哦呃
It is so nice to meet you. Oh, okay.
真高兴见到你哦好吧
Oh, my gosh. What is she doing?
哦我的老天她在干嘛?
Anyway, I wanted to say that,
不说别的我想说
For the one-on-one tonight, you -- you really need to
今晚的一对一对话你 -- 你真的需要
Make a good impression, and...
留一个好的印象而且...
Right, right. ...You don't have much time,
对对... 你没太多时间
So you got to get right to the point. Okay. Which point?
所以你要直奔主题好的哪个主题?
About yourself, about everything.
关于你自己关于所有一切
No, shia, I got it. Stand down.
别说了西雅我懂了停下来
Oh, uh, I was just gonna sort of chat,
哦呃我本来是要聊聊
Like, uh, howdy-doody kind of...
像是呃胡迪都迪(卡♥通♥人物)这种...
Okay, well, what we need you to do
好啊那么我们需要你做的
Is talk about being a virgin.
是聊聊你自己是个处♥女♥的事
Oh!
哦!
What?
什么?
I mean, we think it's really great,
我是说我们觉得这样会很好
A-and w-we know he's going to love it.
而-而且我-我们知道他一定会喜欢这样的
Oh, oh, there, there, there.
哦哦来了来了好戏开始了
Tell them to go in. Madison, move!
让他们的镜头切入麦迪逊快去!
Push in, push in, push in, push in, push in.
镜头切入快切快切切切
It's super hot, and guys are into that.
这样很性感的男人们都好这一口
Who told you that?
谁告诉你的?
Uh, it was just... Rachel.
呃是...蕾秋
Okay, we got the tears, we got the tears.
很好有眼泪了有眼泪了
Yes! Oh, god.
耶!哦天了噜
Stupid bitch.
你个蠢贱♥货♥
Faith?
费丝?
faith, sweetie? Faith?
费丝亲爱的? 费丝?
Get camera "A" Over there.
把一号♥镜头接过来
"A" Cam, get in on britney.
一号♥镜头给布兰妮特写
Find britney. There you go.
找到布兰妮这儿呢
Aw. Why is she crying?
啊她怎么哭了?
Maybe he spotted her super-shrub
或许是他从她那丑到没朋友的
Through that ugly-ass jumpsuit.
跳伞装里看见了她的巨大的杂草堆
Yes, that is a good bitch!
就是这个小婊砸的范儿!
Finally.
终于暴露了
And thank you.
还有要谢谢你
Thank you, britney.
谢谢你布兰妮
Was this your plan,
这就是你的计划吗
To have me come here and tell people...
把我叫来这儿然后告诉别人...
No, faith.
不费丝
Adam. Please.
亚当帮帮我
Uh, oh. Uh, faith. Hi.
呃哦呃费丝嗨
Uh, hi. You okay?
呃嗨你还好吗?
Yeah, uh, I just have something...In my eye.
还好嗯我只是眼睛里...进东西了
These lashes are...
这些假睫毛呵呵...
Can I steal you for a second?
我能和你借一步说话吗?
Yes.
好
Okay, just through here.
好啦来这边
Okay. We'll just take a seat here.
来吧来这儿坐坐
All right. Uh, I'm so sorry.
那啥呃我很抱歉
This is not how I...
这并不是我...
How I planned to do this.
不是我计划的样子
You're a virgin. Give me that. Give me that. Just that, uh...
你是个处♥女♥ 快爆料快爆料就是嗯...
...These other girls, um...
...这些其他的姑娘们呃...
I think I'm a little out of my league.
我觉得我有点不合群吧
Are you kidding me?
你在逗我吗?
I've been talking about gluten and crossfit
两个小时前我一直都在谈论关于
For the last two hours.
谷蛋白和健身
You're the most attractive person here.
你可是这儿里面最有吸引力的女孩了
Me?
我咩?
Yeah.
当然
Aww.
嗷
Look at adam, being so nice.
瞧瞧你亚当暖男小天使呀
What, you think britney would last in the rodeo?
什么你觉得布兰妮会在节目里留到最后吗?
No, the clowns would kill her.
不小丑们会杀了她
Okay, you know what, this just turned into
好了你们知道吗现在转变成了
Two guys in a locker room.
两个人的密室话家常环节了
Get me someone else now.
给老娘找找别的人立刻
They wouldn't really kill her.
他们倒不会是真的杀了她啦
They'd probably strangle her and leave her in a ditch.
他们很可能会把她勒晕了丢在水沟里
Okay, come on, come on, come on.
来吧来吧大家给点力啊
Mary. Hi.
玛丽你好啊
How's it going? It's good.
最近怎么样啊? 我很好
Yeah? You look great.
是吗? 你真漂亮啊
You look great. Thank you.
真心漂亮谢谢夸奖啦
Uh, here. Oh, no, thank you.
呃来一杯哦不我不喝谢谢
You sure? Yeah.
真不喝? 是的
All right, well, don't mind if I do.
不喝算了嗯嗯不喝我喝
Mmm.
嗯
how's it going with adam?
和亚当怎么样了?
Uh, adam. Yeah.
呃亚当对
Well, I've seen him across the patio twice,
嗯我有两次看见他在天井那边
And he looks young enough to be my step-son,
而且他的看起来年纪差不多可以当我继子了
So, needless to say, I'm madly in love.
所以不用我说你也知道我现在疯狂地坠入爱河了
nobody will tell me --
没有人告诉我--
Huh? How old is he?
嗯? 他多大年纪了?
He's 29.
29岁
Yeah. Oh.
是的哦
Okay.
好吧
So, um, this...
那么嗯这个...
So this is a setup,
所以你们这是精心设计的角色啊
And I'm I'm the old...
我我是老...
Old, desperate one?
上了年纪的饥渴阿姨?
Are you kidding me? No way.
你在说什么笑话? 怎么可能
He -- he -- he thinks you're a total milf.
他--他--他觉得你是熟♥女♥一个
A milf? Yeah.
熟♥女♥? 对啊
Oh, that's nice.
哦小嘴真甜
no, you know what?
不是你知道吗?
Listen. He's completely open to you.
听着你完全可以去和其他姑娘们争