镜花水月（2015）

UnReal S01E02

Part 1 Sept. 24, 2020, 9:39 a.m.

Cameras rolling. Sound speed.
摄像机准备开拍音效就位
Action!
开拍!
Welcome to "Everlasting!"
欢迎来到"天长地久"!
Now, without further ado, your suitor, Adam Cromwell!
现在言归正传你们的追求者亚当·克伦威尔!
He's the british heir to the cromwell hotel fortune.
他是克伦威尔酒店的英籍继承人
Oh! Oh, my god!
哦哦我的天
Okay, come on. Let's go, people.
好吧快点儿大家行动起来
You get cash bonuses for nudity, 911 calls, cat fights.
如果出现裸体有事故要打911 撕逼那你们就会有现金奖励
Aww, why is she crying?
她为什么哭了
Get me some good tv.
给我弄点精彩的情节!
Oh, man! Wow!
哦天呐! 哇!
People are going to hate her. Mm-hmm.
人们会讨厌她的
Hello, handsome.
你好帅妞
Hi. I'm Faith.
嗨我是费丝
Cut! That's a cut! That's a cut!
停机! 马上停机! 停机!
That's garbage. I can't do anything with that.
简直糟糕透顶我实在无能为力了
Go, fix it, now.
去把这事儿搞定马上去
Rachel's the mystery freelancer? Surprise.
蕾秋就是那位神秘的自♥由♥制♥作♥人? 惊喜吧
Crazy's back. Don't everybody rush to hug me at one time.
这个疯女人又回来了大家不要同时冲过来拥抱我啊
You're very lucky that your little stunt
你上季搞的那一出让
Got me boo-yah ratings last season.
收视率大涨算你幸运
You could just get the show to drop the charges.
你让主办方撤销指控就行了
I need to see that you have learned from this.
我必须看到你从这件事里得到了教训
That's funny 'cause right now
真搞笑因为现在
It feels a little like blackmail.
我倒是感觉有点儿像你在勒索我
Jeremy, I'm sorry that I, um --
杰瑞米我很抱歉我...
That you disappeared without saying a word?
抱歉你不告而别人间蒸发吗?
Saw that you and Lizzie got back together.
我看你好像和利兹复合了
She's my fiancée.
她是我的未婚妻
I called, Rach. Yeah.
我给你打电♥话♥了蕾秋是啊
If your name is not called, your fairy tale ends tonight.
要是没有喊到你的名字你的童话故事今晚就得结束了
I need loser cam on rodeo queen,
给那个竞技女王一个失败镜头
And I need camera nine to repo to evil britney.
九号♥机位对准恶人心机婊布兰妮
She's gonna win this, people.
她会胜出的看着吧
Faith.
费丝
What? What?
什么? 什么?
What?!
什么鬼?!
Screw this!
去你们的吧!
Cut! Cut!
停机! 停机!
I can't make a television show without a villain.
没有反派让我怎么做电视节目
Last call for breakfast. Cold eggs and ham.
最后一次早餐通知冷熏鸡蛋和火腿
Going once, going twice.
一次两次
Rachel?
蕾秋?
Uh, Rachel? Where the hell are you?
蕾秋? 你到底在哪儿?
Go for Rachel.
蕾秋收到
Rachel, there's somebody here to see you.
蕾秋这里有人想要见你
Flying in.
马上来
Did you just call me a slut?
你刚才喊我荡♥妇♥吗?
Burn in hell, you witch!
准备下地狱被烧死吧你这个巫婆!
All of you, just burn in hell!
你们这群人都该被扔进地狱烧死!
Britney, britney, britney.
布兰妮布兰妮布兰妮
Perfect bitch and we somehow lost her.
完美的婊♥子♥ 而我们却失去了她
Unbelievable.
难以置信
Ugh!
呃!
Britney hogs Adam at the ballroom dance,
布兰妮在舞会上独占亚当
Britney ruins Pepper's first kiss with Adam.
布兰妮毁了佩珀和亚当的初次接吻
We built a whole damn season around her,
整季节目都是围绕她展开的
And I-I need a new villain now.
我需要一个新的反派角色立刻就要
I have a couple potentials.
有几个很有潜力的新人
That's great. Where is Rachel?
很好蕾秋在哪儿?
Hmm.
嗯
Bethany.
贝瑟尼
Hey. What's up? Why aren't you in L.A.?
嗨怎么回事? 你不是应该在洛杉矶吗?
Band's on tour. I guess you don't check twitter anymore.
乐队在巡回演出我猜你没再刷过推特
Uh, no. No, I don't. I've just been a little bit --
呃我确实没有我只是有点
Hiding? Well, I tracked you down.
藏起来了吗那我还是追踪到你了
I'm not putting up with your crap anymore, Goldberg.
我受够了你的胡扯戈德伯格
You owe me three months' back rent.
你欠了我三个月的滞纳租金
Yeah, totally. I understand.
是啊我完全能理解
And I, uh -- I can get it to you, so --
我呃我会把钱给你的那么
Too late. I rented out your room.
晚了我已经把你的屋子租出去了
Are you serious?
你是认真的吗?
Yeah. What'd you expect? You've been m.I.A.
是啊不然你以为呢你彻底失踪了
Here's your stuff.
你的东西都在这儿了
Except for your laptop, that is.
不过除了你的笔记本电脑
You have 24 hours to pay me or the macbook goes on craigslist.
给你24小时把钱还我不然我就把你的苹果电脑放到二手网站上
No. Bethany, no. No, okay?
不贝瑟尼别这样好吗?
Listen to me. You can't -- you can't do that.
听我说你不能--你不能这么做
There's, like, personal things on there.
我的电脑里有一些很私密的东西
Look, there's things on there
听着那些私密的东西
That could hurt people around here.
一旦公之于众可能会伤害到这儿的人
So, okay, well, great reason
好的那这绝对是让你重新振作
To get your shit together and pay me.
攒钱还我的好理由
Hey, Rachel. Adam wants his producer.
嗨蕾秋亚当想见他的制♥作♥人
He's in his room.
他在房♥间里等你
Hey.
嗨
Oh, good. You're here.
很好你来了
Uh, I'm out of shaving cream and pg tips.
呃我的剃须膏还有红茶包都没了
English tea. It's in my contract. Okay. All right.
英式红茶这在我的合同范围内好吧
Uh, Adam, let me just explain something to you, okay?
呃亚当让我来给你解释一下好吧?
Mm-hmm. P.A.S fetch things.
助理的职责是帮你拿东西
Producers produce things.
制片人的职责是制♥作♥东西
What does that even mean?
那到底是什么意思?
It means that I create conditions
就是说我为事情的发生
For things to happen and then I actually make them happen.
制♥造♥有利条件然后我让它实实在在的发生
So, you're a wizard dressed as a homeless person,
那么你是个打扮成流浪汉的巫师咯
'cause let's be honest.
坦白来说的话
okay.
好了
Just get the P.A.S to fetch your stuff, all right?
让助理来替你跑腿好吗?
Um, I need you downstairs, like, a.S.A.P.
现在你必须下楼了越快越好
All right. One second.
好吧等一下
I'm so-- what are you doing?
我很...你在干嘛
Hey.
嘿
Yeah, you know what? That doesn't even intimidate me.
你知道吗? 别以为这样就能吓倒我
You know why? Because there's cameras everywhere.
知道为什么吗? 因为这里遍布着摄像头
I've seen enough suitor dong
我已经看够了追求者
To last me, I would say, my entire life, so...
我想说我这一生所以...
that shower looks so good.
冲个凉应该爽极了
No. Do not turn around. Do not look.
不别转过来别看我
I'm not kidding. What?
我没在开玩笑什么
Keep your eyes shut.
把眼睛闭上
All right.
好吧
Keep your eyes shut, or I am -- I will find a way
把眼睛闭上不然我会--我会找个办法
To double-humiliate you on national television.
让你在全国电视性节目上受双倍的侮辱
And you know I can, all right?
你知道我能做到的不是吗?
Okay.
好的
Oh, my god.
哦我的天
Are you -- is it -- is this a sex thing?
你是...这是...这是性趣起了吗?
Oh, god, you wish.
哦天你想得美
I have never met anyone like you.
我从未见过像你这样的人
what, a homeless wizard?
什么样无家可归的巫师吗?
Oh. All right.
哦好了
Okay.
好的
Wow, that's amazing.
简直太棒了
Wow, okay. Done?
哦好了洗完了?
Yep.
是啊
And hurry it up.
加快速度
We need Adam down here right now.
让亚当马上下来
Yeah, uh... we're not gonna make our day.
嗯呃... 我们这样一天不行的
Copy that. Can somebody fly in Adam's shaving cream
收到能不能马上派个人给亚当送剃须膏来