还有我们处理事务的方式
and how we do things here.
我们最先做的一些事情
And one of the first things we always do
就是对于参加的人进行背景调查
is run background checks on everybody who signs up.
所以 克里斯·派克 杰克·哈里斯
So, Chris Pike, Jack Harris,
你们有重罪定罪记录
you have prior felony convictions
罪名是抢劫和袭击
for robbery and assault,
所以你们不能了解我们这里的
so that will disqualify you from learning
运作方式
how we do business here.
西蒙斯警官会带你们出去
Officer Simmons will show you out.
谢谢你
Thank you.
珍妮特·怀特
And, Janet White --
你不光有案底
Not only do you have a record,
而且还有一张未执行的逮捕令
but you have an outstanding warrant for your arrest
芬恩会带你去登记
Finn will happily escort you to processing.
这边请 你可以告诉我为什么
Right this way. You can tell me
会想到偷消防车的
why stealing a fire truck seemed like a great idea.
好
Okay.
所以 这些事情处理好了 我们开始吧
So now that that's out of the way, let's get started.
怎么了
Yes?
我们可以用我们了解的东西作为剧本材料
We're allowed to use whatever happens here in our scripts,
对不对
right?
只要我们更换名字
As long as we change the names?
我有主意来增加
Hey, so, I have some ideas on how I think we can increase
洛杉矶警局的社交媒体存在
the LAPD's social media presence.
觉得我可以给格雷说说吗
Think I should run them by Grey?
当然
Absolutely.
你这么说是为让你能看着他拒绝我吗
Are you just saying that so you can watch him shoot me down?
金妮 怎么了
Genny? What's up?
我在参加泰勒的 棒球联♥系♥
Genny: I'm at Tyler's baseball practice.
斯佩尔曼球场
Spellman Field.
情况有点 恶劣
Things are getting really ugly
教练和其中一位家长发生了矛盾
between one of the parents and the coach.
不 -你为什么不能
Woman: No! Woman #2: Why can't you just --
马上来
On our way.
你把他安排到外野
How is he supposed to show you what he can do
怎么能让他发挥潜力
when he is stuck in the outfield?!
我知道他的能力
I know what he can do.
让科迪当投球手否则
I want Cody on that pitcher's mound immediately
我就让你被开除
Or I'm having you fired!
你知道我是无偿教导这些孩子吧
You do know I'm coaching the kids for free, right?
你也就值这个价
Then we're paying you what you're worth.
好 孩子们 也许我们可以私下谈谈
Okay, guys, maybe we could discuss this in private.
有什么问题
What's the problem?
这个 傻瓜把我的孩子安排在外野
Oh, this -- this idiot wants to put my kid on the outfield!
他是投手 -不 他不是
He's a pitcher! No, he's not.
布雷克是唯一一个能投球的
Blake is the only one with any actual pitching skill.
我不用投球 教练
Uh, I don't have to pitch, Coach.
真的 我喜欢当替补
Really, I-I like the bench.
看见没 让他坐板凳
See? Bench him.
你想知道你儿子为什么在外野吗 瑟莱丝缇
You want to know why your son's in the outfield, Celeste?
因为他很糟糕
Because he's terrible!
他是我教过的最糟糕的球手
He is the worst player I've ever coached.
好吧 女士 现在你得被拘留了
Tim: Okay, ma'am, now you're going to jail.
什么 不 我 天呐 发生了什么
What? No, I -- Woman: Oh, my God, what just happened?
但是 他是投手
But, uh, he's a pitcher.
先生 你还好吗
Sir, are you okay?
不
No
我辞职
I quit.
这是不是说练习取消了
Does this mean practice is canceled?
他是我们第三个教练了
He's our third coach.
可能意味着赛季要取消了
Might mean the season's canceled.
等等 那么 蒂姆怎么样
Hang on. What about -- What about Tim?
蒂姆怎么了
What about Tim?
没怎么
Nothing.
不 这是个好主意
No, it's a great idea.
你喜欢棒球 你想要参与到泰勒的
You love baseball, and you wanted to be
生活当中
more involved in Tyler's life.
拜托 蒂姆叔叔 我们会玩得很开心的
Please, Uncle Tim. We'll have the best time.
我保证
I promise.
这是很重要的区别
It's an important distinction.
抢劫是你利用暴♥力♥或者威胁
A robbery is when you take something
夺取某样物品
through the use of force or fear,
盗窃是你闯入建筑
and a burglary is when you break into a structure
实施犯罪
to commit a crime.
是吗 非法入室呢
Yeah? What's a B&E?
那
The --
是电视用语
That is a TV term.
根据加州法规 没有这项罪名
Under California statutes it's not a thing,
所以不要用
so don't use it.
是吗
Yeah?
你要是因为家庭暴♥力♥报♥警♥呢
What happens when you call the police about domestic violence?
好问题
Well, great question.
家庭暴♥力♥需要立即进行逮捕
A domestic violence call is a mandatory arrest.
如果我们接警
If we're called to a home,
就会有人被逮捕
somebody is going away in handcuffs.
警♥察♥坐视不管的日子已经过去了
The days of cops looking the other way are long gone.
但是 受害者会怎么样
But, like, what happens to the victim,
你知道 如果他们没有地方住呢
you know, if they don't have a place to stay?
市里有很多庇护所
Um, there are amazing shelters in the city.
这种情况让人害怕
It's a scary situation,
可能会让人觉得无处可去
um, and it might seem like there's no place to go,
按时我保证 所有人都有选择
but I promise, everyone has options.
我是说 我只是好奇
I mean, I was just curious.
是 不 当然
Yeah, no. Of -- Of course.
不付半年房♥租
Six months is a long time to go
是很长时间了 但是经济不景气
without paying rent, but times are hard.
我能理解贝莉为什么不愿意强求
I can understand Bailey's reluctance to force the issue.
能说句真心话吗 长官
Permission to speak freely, sir?
请讲
Proceed.
你和贝莉作为洛杉矶房♥东太过友善了
You and Bailey are too nice to be in the L.A. landlord game.
你觉得他们在占我们便宜吗
You think they're taking advantage of us?
我 知道他们在这么做
Oh, I-I know they are.
听着 我的表亲 他让一个租客住得太久
Look, my cousin, he let a tenant stay so long,
他换了锁还利用非法居留法
he changed the locks and took advantage of the squatter laws
指《逆权侵占法》(adverse possession),即保障未经业主许可入侵房♥屋居住者的权益,
并支持占有者可以成为合法的新业主。
差点把房♥子给弄走
to all but steal the house.
在这个城市做房♥东
To be a landlord in this town,
你得心狠手辣
I mean, you got to be willing to cut a bitch --
当然只是个比喻 长官
Well, figuratively speaking, sir.
收到 所以 不能当好人 要冷血一点
Got it -- so less Mr. Nice Guy, more stone cold killer.
早上好
Good morning.
你好 警官们 需要什么帮助吗
Oh, hello, Officers. How can I help you?
贝莉·努恩是我的未婚妻而且是你的房♥东
Bailey Nune is my fiancee and also your landlord.
她提到你有可能拖欠了房♥租
She mentioned you might be a little behind on rent.
欠了六个月 事实上
Six months late, in fact.
马尔科姆 你能来一下吗 他来要房♥租
Malcolm, can you come here? He's here about the rent.
对不起 警官
Oh, I'm so sorry, Officer.
我们最近有点困难
We've been struggling a little recently.
但是 但是 我们是有钱的
But -- But we have the money.
就是取不出来 但是用不了多久了
I-It's just tied up. But it shouldn't be much longer.
我理解 我理解 我也经历过
I understand. I get it. I've been where you are.
但是贝莉给了你们很多时间来解决问题
But Bailey has given you lots of time to resolve this.
我完全同意
I agree completely.
我会在周三亲手把房♥租送过去
I will hand-deliver the rent on Wednesday.
但是我得少交几百块
But I-I will have to take a couple hundred off.
我们有些维修问题
We've had a few maintenance issues.
你告诉贝莉了吗
Oh, did you bring those up with Bailey?
不 不 我们不想要麻烦她
Oh, no, no. We -- We didn't want to trouble her.
我也是承包商
I am also a contractor.
如果有什么问题 你可以交给我
If anything else comes up, you just shoot them over to me,
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