Hey! Hey, hey, everybody.
嗨 大家好
Hi. Hi. I'm Jessica Day.
嗨 我是杰茜卡·戴
I'm the, uh, maid of honor.
我是伴娘
I'm also the person who fell through the roof
也是和我朋友尼克·米勒
with my friend Nick Miller here.
一同从屋顶摔下来的人
Um, I have a few things to say.
我要说点事情
Um, there might be a badger on the loose,
可能会有一只獾跑出来了
but I have my best people on it.
但我的得力助手已经着手处理了
I'm on it. Don't scare the badger!
让我来 别吓着那只獾
Schmidty, help me! Okay!
小施 来帮我 好的
Funnel it into the mandap! Okay.
把它往大厅里面赶 好的
Hey, guys.
各位
He's in the ninth row.
他在第九排
He is headed north.
正在朝北方跑走
Where were we?
我们进行到哪了
Um, Your Honor, please tell us where we were.
阁下 请告诉我们进行到哪了
We were on the seventh circle.
我们正在转第七圈
So close.
马上就转完了
Great. Cece, go.
好的 希希 快去
Jess, you don't have to fix this. Fix what?
杰茜 你不用救场了 救什么场
This is a perfect day.
今天很完美啊
I'm sorry, everyone, but I can't do this.
抱歉各位 我没法继续
And it's not because of the horse.
不是因为骑马那件事
Or the badger.
或者是獾
Or "Cotton-Eyed Joe."
或者"长着棉花眼的乔"那首歌♥
This isn't what I want.
这不是我想要的
What I want is to be with someone else.
我想要的是和另一个人在一起
Shivrang, I feel terrible. I'm sorry.
施拉 很抱歉
No... No, Cece, it is okay.
不 希希 没关系
In fact, it's more than okay.
说实话 一点事都没有
I don't know why I didn't tell you the truth ages ago,
我不知道为什么不早点把实话告诉你
but... but I want to be with someone else, too.
其实我也想和另一个人在一起
Really? Yes.
真的 嗯
I have tried to forget you, Elaine-- really, I have--
我一直试图忘了你 伊莲恩
but I just can't.
但我就是不能
Who the hell is Elaine?
谁是伊莲恩
And I don't care what my family says.
我不管我家人说什么
I want to marry you in a Presbyterian church.
我要在基♥督♥教长老会教堂迎娶你
Oh, Shivvy.
施拉
I've loved you since the first grade.
我从一年级起就爱上你了
And I'm so lonely without you.
没有你我觉得好孤单
I just lay awake at night,
晚上我难以入眠
and I just write about you in my journal,
只能在日记里写关于你的事情
and I paint pictures of you on my easel.
我还在画架上画了你的画像
I want our children to be photographers
我希望我们的孩子成为摄影师
and... and backpack across Europe.
还有... 还有去欧洲背包旅行
Will you take me away from this madness?
你可以带我离开这场混乱吗
And you are not too short for me.
而且你对我来说也并不矮
I don't care what your mother says.
我才不在乎你妈妈说什么呢
Oh, Elaine!
伊莲恩
Come!
来吧
Let's go to Vegas and elope!
我们去拉斯维加斯私奔吧
I feel slightly rejected.
我有点觉得我被抛弃了
Well... you were slightly rejected.
你是有点算被抛弃了
Yeah.
是啊
You okay?
你还好吗
Well, I'm not as good as Elaine.
我肯定没伊莲恩那么开心
Who could be?
谁又能呢
I feel better than I've felt in a long time.
比起前段时间我感觉好多了
Good. I'm glad.
那就好 我很开心
Boobies.
胸器啊
I don't think the badger's actually rabid.
我不认为那只獾得了狂犬病
I think, um... he's just kind of a dick.
我觉得... 它可能就是那个样子的
So...
所以...
Hey, Nick.
嘿 尼克
You okay?
你还好吗
Me? Yeah.
我吗 还好啊
You mean from the fall?
你是指摔下来的事吗
Yeah. And... what we talked about.
是啊 还有... 我们的谈话
Yeah. Look, Jess, it's not...
恩 那个啊 杰茜 这没...
you know, that big of a deal.
没什么大不了的
And we tried. It's just...
我们努力过了 只是...
You might be right about your fears, you know, it's...
你的担心也许是对的 你知道的...
Just... just say it.
说出来吧
I-I think we should call it, you know?
我... 我觉得我们应该结束
It's not like we're in love or anything.
我们又不是相爱或是什么了
We had one night.
我们只是有过一夜美好
Okay, let's call it.
好吧 结束吧
I think that feels good to me.
我觉得这样挺好
Does that feel good to you?
你觉得呢
But you must have feelings for her.
但你肯定是对她有感觉
You tried to sabotage her wedding.
你想要破坏她的婚礼
I sabotaged her wedding as a friend.
我是以朋友身份破坏她婚礼的
I didn't want her to marry someone else as a friend.
作为朋友 我不想她嫁给其他人
It's only romantic because it's a wedding.
这一切因为是婚礼才显得浪漫
I would be just as happy to sabotage, I don't know...
我也会很高兴去破坏她的...
let's say, her tax audit. Schmidt.
比如说 税务审计 施密特
Weird day, huh?
诡异的一天 是吧
It's a beautiful wedding, Cece.
你的婚礼很美 希希
Thank you.
谢谢
It was Schmidt that you were talking about, right?
你刚才说的那个人是施密特吧
It was.
是的
I'm-I'm sorry, Elizabeth.
我... 我很抱歉 伊丽莎白
Don't be sorry. It's not your problem.
不用觉得抱歉 这不是你的问题
It's Schmidt's.
是施密特的问题
Why is it... why is it my problem?
为什么... 为什么是我的问题
Who's it gonna be? Me or her?
到底选谁 我还是她
No, she's right.
没错 她说的对
You have to choose.
你必须得选一个
We're gonna do this now?
现在就要选吗
But can... can we sleep on it, maybe?
能不能... 能不能过一晚后再说
Maybe take the night?
明天再说
I've got...
我刚...
I just got this brand-new Coldplay bootleg.
刚买♥♥了这个全新的酷玩乐队的盗版光碟
Live from Rotterdam.
《鹿特丹演唱会》
What if we just make some pasta and really listen to it?
我们做点意大利面好好听一下怎么样
Are you in love with her or are you in love with me?
你爱的是她还是我
You have to decide.
你必须要做个决定
Can I get a beer?
给我瓶啤酒
Heisler? Perfect.
海斯勒[啤酒品牌] 很好
Hey, man. Hey.
嘿 哥们 嘿
Bucky bit me.
巴基咬了我
Bit me bad.
咬得很严重
Yeah. So, um...
是的 所以...
so I'm pretty dizzy.
所以我很晕
Okay, what happened with Jess?
好吧 你和杰茜怎么了
We called it.
我们结束了
And she left.
她走了
Yeah, we-we called it off.
是啊 我们... 我们结束了
So, now I'm gonna drink, because that's my move.
所以现在我要喝酒 因为这就是我的方法
Yeah. That was also your dad's move.
是的 那也是你♥爸♥爸的方法
Yeah, when things get messy, you just run away.
是啊 事情一变糟 你就逃跑
But, you know, there are other moves.
但你要知道 还有其它方法的
Go.
去啊
Thanks, man.
谢了 哥们
Hey, bartender, can you call an ambulance?
调酒师 能帮我叫辆救护车吗
I'm about to bleed out.
我要失血而死了
Thanks, man.
谢了 哥们
Look, I know you think we should call it,
我知道你觉得我们应该结束
but I don't want to give up on this,
但是我不想放弃
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