迈克和茉莉（2010）
Mike & Molly S03E10
Part 2
Dec. 15, 2020, 2:50 p.m.
I got to give her her slippers, her robe
我会给她买♥♥她喜欢的的拖鞋 睡衣
and her nutty cheese log.
还有坚果起司卷
Actually, you'll be there all Christmas Eve
事实上 你整个平安夜和圣诞节当天
and waking up there Christmas morning, like you used to.
都要待在你妈妈家 像你以前一样
I'd love to, sir, but I'm married now,
我也想 但是 先生 我已经结婚了
and, you know, in order to stay that way,
为了保持已婚状态
I kind of do what I'm told.
我一般都听老婆的
We'll expect you at 8:00 sharp.
期待8点能见到你
And I'm sure once your better half sees the happy look on your mother's face,
我相信如果你妻子见到你妈妈脸上的笑脸
she'll be glad you did it.
她也会很高兴的
Yeah, that's one way it could go.
是啊 那也是一种可能
**O Holy night*
*神圣的夜晚
**The stars are brightly shining*
*星光如此璀璨
**It's the night of our dear savior's birth*
*今夜是我们亲爱的救世主出生的夜晚
**Savior's birth*
*救世主出生的夜晚
**Long lay the world In sin*
*久居世界
**In sin and error pining*
*在罪与错误总深思
**Till He appeared and the soul felt its worth*
*直到他出现 让灵魂感受其价值所在
**Soul felt its worth*
*让灵魂感受其价值所在
You know, there was a time
曾经有段时间
when they were pretty picky
警校的招生
about who they let into the academy.
是很严格的
**For yonder breaks a new and glorious morning*
*因为那边打破了一个光芒四射早晨
Your sister is going to love this baby.
你姐姐肯定会喜欢这个小东西的
This is the Lyric King 9000.
这是点歌♥王9000
It's got a built-in 500-gigabyte hard drive,
内置500GB的硬盘
on-screen song selection
荧幕选歌♥系统
and a four channel wireless microphone,
以及一个4频无线麦克风
in case Victoria wants to work the crowd.
以防Victoria想跟一群人一起玩
Oh, if there's a crowd, she'll work it.
哦 如果有一群人 她就派的上用场了
And if there's not, she'll draw one.
如果没有 她会画出一堆人
And it's got auto-tune.
哦 这还能自动调音
**So you can get funk-kay*
*然后你就可以嗨起来
Cool!
真给力啊
And I still get your employee discount, right?
你还可以给我打折是吧
30 percent.
7折
And this is a floor model, so, another 20.
由于这个是小型的 所以还有折♥上♥折♥
That's half off... and Mike says...
那就是5折咯 Mike说
**I'm not fru-gal*
*我可不是小气鬼
Does it play Christmas songs?
这能唱圣诞歌♥吗
In English and Korean.
英语和韩语2种
Sold. Sold.
成交 成交
Now, I gotta get this wrapped up
现在 我得把这个包一包
and under the tree.
放到圣诞树下了
You don't want to hear me sing "Frosty the Noonsaram"?
你不想听我唱 严寒的棒子国风光 吗
I don't.
不想
If you could reimburse me now,
如果现在你能付款
I can finish my Christmas shopping tonight.
我就能结束我的圣诞销♥售♥了
Oh, you know, Mike's actually taking care of the checkbook now,
哦 其实现在Mike掌管着家里的财政大权
so can this wait until he's asleep?
能不能等他睡了再说
Actually, I need the money now.
我现在需要钱
You know, holidays and all.
你懂的 假期到了
Well, it's a good lesson for you about budgeting, hmm?
那现在是你学习控制预算的好时机
You got to settle on a number and stick to it.
选中一个号♥码 一直跟着
Hey, Mol. Hey, Larry.
你好 Mol 你好啊 Larry
Actually, I'm Harry.
其实我叫Harry
Whoa, I don't need to know
哇 伙计 我可不想知道
your life story, dude.
你的悲惨生活
Wax it if it's getting bushy.
体毛变得浓密了就用热蜡搞定
Wow, she remembered my whole name except the first letter.
哇 她记得我的名字 除了第一个字母
Just give me half of what you owe me
我再给你打个对折吧
and we'll say the karaoke machine's from both of us.
不过要告诉她这个唱歌♥机是我们俩一起送的
No, I bought it for her.
才不要 这是我给她买♥♥的
Not yet you haven't.
还不算
Fine, but you're helping me wrap it.
好吧 但是你要帮我把它包好
And it's gonna say from Molly and Harry,
上面要写着 Molly和Harry一起送的
not Harry and Molly.
而不是 Harry和Molly
Could you write Larry on it, so she knows it's from me?
你能写Larry吗 这样她就知道是我
I can't believe how much younger you look in this thing.
你带着这顶头发显得很年轻啊
We should go out and get you a pair of skinny jeans.
我们应该出去给你买♥♥条紧身牛仔裤
Joyce, the top of my head might be different,
Joyce 头上面的这个也许有些不同了
but everything in my pants is still the same.
但是裤子里的那个小东西还是一如往昔
Should we go upstairs and see if the rug matches the drapes?
我们要不要上去看看发型和那些布料配不配
It does.
肯定配
I dyed my chest hair and plucked out the grey pubes.
我把我胸毛染了 还把下面的毛刮了
Oh, that's why the sink looked like an old spider exploded.
怪不得水槽看起来像一只老蜘蛛在里面爆♥炸♥了
All right, who wants a hot gingerbread man?
好了 谁想要一个热腾腾的姜饼人
I already got one right here.
我已经有了一个了
What would you think if I grow a moustache or a soul patch?
你觉得我留点小胡子怎么样
Ooh, or maybe mutton chops.
哦 络腮胡也行
Or you could just comb your back hair
或者你可以把后面的头发
over your whole face and hang beads from it.
梳到你脸上然后挂串珠子
You're just jealous
你只是在嫉妒
'cause I got a new, sexy young lover.
嫉妒我找了个年轻性感的小情人
Guilty.
恶心
All right, as soon as Mike comes home,
好了 只要Mike一回来
we're going make eggnog and sing Christmas carols.
我们就开始做蛋奶酒 唱圣诞赞歌♥
And we get to open one present, right?
然后我们可以拆开一件礼物 对吧
Two, if the first ones are batteries or an A/C adapter.
如果拆开的第一件是电池或者充电器 就可以拆第二件
Who needs batteries when you've got
家里有了这么一个猛♥男♥
this strapping young buck in the house?
谁还需要电池啊
Mom, you're making me sick on Christmas.
老妈 别让我开始讨厌圣诞节
And we'll watch Rudolph and It's a Wonderful Life,
我们还要一起看<红鼻子驯鹿鲁道夫>和<生活多美好>
which I purchased on DVD, don't tell Mike.
我买♥♥了DVD 但别告诉Mike
And then Christmas morning,
然后圣诞那天早上
it's hot cider and cocoa
我们一边喝着苹果酒和可可
while we open the presents Santa brought us.
一边拆开圣诞老人送的礼物
Santa?
圣诞老人
Bup, bup, bup.
别说别说
Hey, Merry Christmas, sweetie.
哦 圣诞快乐啊 亲爱的
How was your day?
今天过得怎么样
Wow, the tree looks beautiful.
哇 圣诞树好漂亮啊
You can't go wrong with a Douglas fir, huh?
用花旗松当圣诞树总不会错 是吧
A little more expensive,
的确有点贵
but if you're going to kill a tree,
但是非要弄死一棵树的话
you might as well kill a good one.
还是找棵像样的吧
You ready for some eggnog?
你要喝点蛋奶酒吗
I think, of the two of us, you're the one that's going to need a drink.
我觉得我们俩中你才是那个需要喝一杯的人
And Heavenly Father,
亲爱的天父
thank you for bringing Mikey back home
谢谢你让Mike回家
to celebrate Your son's birthday.
一起庆祝你儿子耶稣的生日
I don't get to see him much anymore...
现在我都不太见得到他了
Mike, not Jesus, who I see every day in my heart...
是Mike 不是耶稣这个我天天在心里看到的人
but if you can go without seeing your boy for 33 years,
如果您能忍♥受33年见不到自己的孩子
then I can certainly survive
那么我肯定也可以
three lonely Christmases in this cold, empty house.
在这间冰冷空荡荡的屋里活个3年
Happy holidays, sweetie.
节日快乐 亲爱的
And Lord, bless that nasty Chinaman
上帝啊 你也要保佑
that lives across the street.
住在对面的那个脏兮兮的中国人
Even though I don't like him, and he doesn't believe in You,
即使我不喜欢他 他也不相信你的存在
and probably eats his pets.
没准他还把自己的宠物给吃了
But he did help build the railroads,
但是他帮我们修了铁路
and he is still one of Your children,
所以他也是您的孩子
made in Your image, blah-blah-blah.
也是你创造出来的 等等等等
Amen.
阿门
Amen! Amen.
阿门 阿门
Now, do we eat?
现在 我们可以吃了吗
You pray, then you eat, right?
你祈祷了 然后就能吃了 对吧
Boy, you're in for a treat.
你一定会满意的
Mom makes a great Christmas spread.
老妈做了圣诞大餐
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