忍者神龟（2012）

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles S02E05

Part 1 Dec. 10, 2020, 2:23 p.m.

Toast is done.
面包烤好了
Might be a little overdone, Donnie.
貌似烤糊了多尼
Orange juice, coming right up.
美味橙汁即将奉上
It stings, it stings!
眼睛疼眼睛疼
Donnie, I told you scrambled!
多尼我说过要炒蛋的
Oh, man.
老天
This place is a disaster.
简直一团糟
Yeah, Mikey usually makes breakfast.
通常都是麦奇做早餐的
What's the deal?
怎么回事
Mikey!
麦奇
Mike, get up!
麦奇快起床
Oh, I feel awful.
好难受啊
Maybe I shouldn't have ate
或许昨晚不该吃
that jalapeno cappuccino pizza last night.
那片墨西哥胡椒卡普奇诺披萨
What the--I'm a mutant!
我居然...变异了
Uh, he's just realizing that now?
他现在才意识到吗
Guys, look at me!
伙计们快看
I'm covered in turtle zits!
我脸上都是龟春痘
Gross.
恶心
Talk about shellacne.
说到长痘
You look like a green chimichanga.
你看着像个绿色的墨西哥炸卷饼
Eh, don't worry, Mikey.
别担心麦奇
It's just part of being a teenager.
这只是青少年的必经过程
Have you ever had 'em?
你长过痘痘吗
Heck no.
必须没有
Hold up, guys.
等等伙计们
I think this might be serious.
我觉得好像蛮严重的
Okay, Mikey.
好了麦奇
The good news is, these so-called "Zits"
好消息是这些所谓的"痘痘”
aren't gonna hurt you.
不会对你有害
And more importantly,
更重要的是
they won't interfere with you making us breakfast.
它们不会妨碍你给我们做早餐
That's a relief.
松了口气呢
But the bad news is they'll continue to
坏消息是它们会继续生长
spread all over your body.
遍及你的全身
Spreading and spreading
不停地长啊长啊
and spreading and spreading.
长啊长
And then they disappear
然后几个小时后
in a couple of hours, right?
它们就自动消失了对吗
No.
不
And then your entire body will mutate into one,
然后你的整个身体都会变成
single, huge, giant, gargantuan zit.
一个超级无敌巨大的龟春痘
zit!
痘
zit!
痘
zit!
痘
zit!
痘
No!
不要啊
**Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*
*忍♥者神龟
**Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*
*忍♥者神龟
**Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*
*忍♥者神龟
**Heroes in a half shell, turtle power*
*龟壳中的英雄神龟的力量
**Here we go, it's a lean, green, ninja team*
*出发可靠的绿色忍♥者小队
**On the scene,cool teens doing ninja things*
*出场吧帅气的忍♥者少年
**So extreme, out the sewer like laser beams*
*从下水道中闪电现身
**Get rocked with the shell shocked pizza kings*
*为披萨而欢呼舞动
**Can't stop these radical dudes*
*勇敢的家伙们所向无敌
**The secret of the ooze made the chosen few*
*神秘的药剂缔造了天选之人
**Emerge from the shadows to make their move*
*从阴影中现身锄强扶弱
**The good guys win and the bad guys lose*
*善者赢恶者败
**Leonardo's the leader in blue*
*李奥纳多是戴着蓝头巾的领袖
**Does anything it takes to get his ninjas through*
*殚精竭虑贯彻忍♥者之道
**Donatello is a fellow, has a way with machines*
*多纳泰罗是精通机械的队员
**Raphael's got the most attitude on the team*
*拉斐尔自傲于全队
**Michelangelo, he's one of a kind*
*米开朗琪罗是开朗活泼
**And you know just where to find him when it's party time*
*总是乐于凑热闹
**Master Splinter taught 'em every single skill they need*
*斯普林特大♥师♥教给了他们每一项忍♥术
**To be one lean, mean, green incredible team*
*可靠的绿色忍♥者小队就此诞生
**Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*
*忍♥者神龟
**Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*
*忍♥者神龟
**Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*
*忍♥者神龟
**Heroes in a half shell, turtle power*
*龟壳中的英雄神龟的力量
第二季第五集
《忍♥者神龟》
Mikey,come on.
麦奇快出来
It's not as bad as you think.
没有你想的那么遭啦
And Raph promises not to make fun of you anymore.
拉斐保证再也不嘲笑你了
That's right, I'm sorry I called you crust muffin
没错我不该叫你地壳松饼
and fungus face and godzitla, king of the pus monsters.
霉菌脸天痘拉和脓怪王
Now come on out here.
快出来吧
No way!
才不
Not while I'm covered in gross,
我不要顶着一身恶心的
slime-filled zits!
粘液包出去
Technically,
严格来说
they're pustules filled with oil and sebum,
是充满油和皮脂的脓疱
which is even grosser than slime.
比粘液还要恶心
Uh, not helping, donnie, but thanks.
你在帮倒忙多尼感谢科普
Mikey.
麦奇
Forget it, guys.
你们别费劲了
I'm too hideous to be a ninja.
我太丑了不配做忍♥者
I'll stay locked away in here forever!
我要把自己锁在这里待一辈子
And even longer if I have to.
也许比一辈子还要久
Bradford, Xever.
布拉福德赛弗
Enter.
进来
Impressive.
不错啊
You went from stealthy ninja
从行动隐秘的忍♥者
to idiot man-dog.
转型成无脑半狗人了
How I detest this clumsy body.
我是多么厌恶这幅笨拙的身躯
What I wouldn't give to be human again.
老子再也不能变成人了
Seriously, I don't have all day.
别废话了我没那么多时间
Don't get too comfortable, Karai.
别得意忘形了卡莱
Shredder is the only one worthy of that throne.
那是施莱德的专座
Dad put me in charge while he's in Japan, remember?
爸爸去日本期间让我负责这里记得吗
So either learn some respect
所以你要么懂点规矩
or I chop off your robo legs
要么让我砍掉你的机械腿
and drop you in the sewer. Got it?
再把你扔进下水道懂了吗
Now listen.
听好
I need someone to help maintain
我需要一个人
my foot bot soldiers on a daily basis.
对大脚忍♥者幼崽进行日常维护
Someone whose loyalty can be bought.
一个可以为钱出♥卖♥♥♥忠心的人
Someone who can easily be intimidated.
受到恐吓容易屈服的人
Someone like--
就像
Baxter stockman.
巴克斯特·斯道克曼
Stinkman?
那个屎坨克曼[臭男人]
But that little creep tried to destroy us.
那个卑鄙小人差点灭了我们
Who knows what he Stockman's perfect.
谁知道他... 斯道克曼是最佳人选
You think you two freaks can handle it?
你们两个怪物能搞定吗
Leave it to us, boss.
交给我们了老大
Cool. Mikey brought his own pizza.
瞧啊麦奇带来了自己的披萨
His face.
他的脸
Okay, okay, I'll stop.
好吧好吧我不说了
Now come on and zit down.
快过来痤下
"Zit" Down!
"痤"下
I crack myself up.
简直笑尿了
Raphael.
拉斐尔
You should know better
你应该知道
than to make fun of one's appearance.
随便嘲笑他人外貌是不对的
After all, how would the humans above react to yours?
想想看上面的人类看到你们会作何反应呢
You're right, master Splinter.
您说得对斯普林特大♥师♥
Sorry, Mikey.
抱歉麦奇
Just kick me out, master Splinter.
您把我逐出师门吧斯普林特大♥师♥
I can't be a ninja when I look like a moldy pickle.
长得像发霉的泡菜我当不了忍♥者了