忍者神龟（2012）

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles S02E01

Part 1 Dec. 10, 2020, 2:21 p.m.

We are awesome!
我们太棒了
And then I took my sai...
然后我就拿起短剑
and shortened that kraangdroid's skull.
直接削掉了克朗机器人的头骨
Wham! So cool!
秒杀帅吧
Sure Raph, but I used my uncanny scientific knowledge
话虽如此可是我也利用科学知识
to bring down an interdimensional portal.
灭掉了那个宇宙空间通道
Equally as awesome! What about Master Splinter?
我也很帅那斯普林特大♥师♥呢
Wish I could've seen him take out the Shredder.
真想亲眼看看他拿下施莱德的场景
And let's not forget cottage cheese demon.
也不要忘记那个可怕的芝士恶魔
If we didn't stuff him in that microwave,
要不是把他扔在了微波炉里
the earth would be drowned in living cheese!
地球就会被芝士怪物淹没
For the 22nd time, Mikey,
我说多少次了麦奇
there was no cottage cheese demon, ever!
根本没有什么芝士恶魔从来没有
Did you see him?
你见过他了吗
No! Then how do you know, huh?
当然没有那你怎么知道不存在
What? I-- that doesn't even make--
什么我这说不通...
Sure, man. Cheese demon.
好吧随你芝士恶魔
Whatever you say.
你说怎样就怎样吧
We are awesome!
我们碉堡了
Yes we are! Yeah, boy!
那必须的说得没错
High three! Unh, yes!
击个三指神掌好啊
Month long Kraang/Shredder mega-defeat celebration rules!
开始为期一月的战胜克朗施莱德庆祝活动
So are we gonna stop by April's?
要不要去趟爱普莉尔家呢
We are 1.3 blocks and six-- no, no--
我们离她家有1.3个街区6米远不对
seven meters away from her apartment.
确切地说应该是7米
Yeah that's not weird or anything, Donnie.
你这么清楚很正常多尼
Handsome-gram for April O'neil!
有帅哥来找爱普莉尔·奥尼尔
Ugh. Did you really just say that?
我去你还真好意思说
Guys! Um, great to see you!
你们来啦见到你们很开心
Yeah, uh, you mind staying on the fire escape?
你们能不能先待在安全出口这里
Seems like you've been avoiding us lately, April.
你最近是不是在躲着我们啊爱普莉尔
It's not my fault.
不是躲你们
Dad's alien abduction nightmares are getting worse.
爸爸最近老是梦到被外星人绑♥架♥
He's so freaked out, he won't let me out at night.
他特别害怕也不让我晚上出门
I'm sorry, April.
很抱歉爱普莉尔
It's just--what if the kraang are still out there?
可是如果克朗还存在怎么办
Waiting? Lurking?
还在等待偷♥窥♥我们
I'll do anything to protect you.
我会不惜一切代价保护你的
Dad.
爸爸
I can take care of myself now.
我可以照顾好自己的
And--and I'll be with the guys!
我会跟他们待在一起
I couldn't be more safe!
再安全不过了
Trust us, Mr. O'neil.
听我们说奥尼尔先生
Shredder and those little squishy brain-freaks
施莱德和那些恶心巴拉的脑袋怪物
are long gone.
不会再出现了
Greetings, one who is called Shredder.
你好叫施莱德的人
Do you have my shipment?
你收到我们的货物了吗
The shipment that is secret
那个秘密的货物
will soon be transported to the one called Shredder.
很快会送到那个叫施莱德的人那里
And how will you deal with any complications?
如果出现复杂状况你们怎么处理
Kraang complicates the complication with...
克朗会让复杂的状况
greater complications.
更加复杂
**Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*
*忍♥者神龟
**Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*
*忍♥者神龟
**Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*
*忍♥者神龟
**Heroes in a half shell, turtle power*
*龟壳中的英雄神龟的力量
**Here we go, it's a lean, green, ninja team*
*出发可靠的绿色忍♥者小队
**On the scene,cool teens doing ninja things*
*出场吧帅气的忍♥者少年
**So extreme, out the sewer like laser beams*
*从下水道中闪电现身
**Get rocked with the shell shocked pizza kings*
*为披萨而欢呼舞动
**Can't stop these radical dudes*
*勇敢的家伙们所向无敌
**The secret of the ooze made the chosen few*
*神秘的药剂缔造了天选之人
**Emerge from the shadows to make their move*
*从阴影中现身锄强扶弱
**The good guys win and the bad guys lose*
*善者赢恶者败
**Leonardo's the leader in blue*
*李奥纳多是戴着蓝头巾的领袖
**Does anything it takes to get his ninjas through*
*殚精竭虑贯彻忍♥者之道
**Donatello is a fellow, has a way with machines*
*多纳泰罗是精通机械的队员
**Raphael's got the most attitude on the team*
*拉斐尔自傲于全队
**Michelangelo, he's one of a kind*
*米开朗琪罗是开朗活泼
**And you know just where to find him when it's party time*
*总是乐于凑热闹
**Master Splinter taught 'em every single skill they need*
*斯普林特大♥师♥教给了他们每一项忍♥术
**To be one lean, mean, green incredible team*
*可靠的绿色忍♥者小队就此诞生
**Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*
*忍♥者神龟
**Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*
*忍♥者神龟
**Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*
*忍♥者神龟
**Heroes in a half shell, turtle power*
*龟壳中的英雄神龟的力量
Ah! Ninja dodge ball!
忍♥者躲避球
Missed me again, Leo!
李奥你又没打到我
Eat this! Hyah!
试试这个
Stick it in your shell!
看哥打进你龟壳里
And now let's test our bottled friend's organs.
咱们来看看瓶装兄弟的状况如何
Ha, you're out, Leo! It doesn't count on a bounce.
你出局了李奥反弹回来不算
What are you guys doing?
你们在干什么
Playing dodge ball, fool.
玩躲避球啊看不出来吗
With the Kraang communication Orb?
用克朗交流球玩吗
This is a rare and fragile piece of alien tech!
这是很珍贵很脆弱的外星技术产物
You guys can't just--
你们不能...
Eh, don't get your shellundies in a tangle, Donnie.
别这么大惊小怪的多尼
The Kraang are toast!
克朗已经死了
Yeah, lighten up, dude.
别愁眉苦脸的了兄弟
This is a party! Wow! Unh!
来狂欢一下吧
My sons...
我儿们
I know you are still joyously reveling
我知道你们还在快乐地享受着
in the defeat of our enemies,
打败敌人的成就感
but a great question remains.
但是我们仍旧面临着很大的问题
What if cupcakes could talk?
如果蛋糕会说话怎么办
Are our enemies truly defeated?
我们真正打败了敌人吗
The Shredder is a crafty and patient foe who bides his time.
施莱德诡计多端善于静候时机
But sensei, you said Shredder lost
可是老师你不是说
whatever sense of honor he had left.
施莱德已经构不成威胁了吗
We'd never see him again.
还说我们不会再见到他了
Yeah, and if he shows up, we got it all taken care of.
如果他敢出现就揍他个屁滚尿流
Tomare!
停下
You four have become lazy, overconfident.
你们已经变得懒惰而自负
You shirk your training. This party ends...
你们在逃避训练派对结束...
Now!
立刻
Well that was kinda harsh.
师♥父♥好严厉啊
Maybe Master Splinter's right.
也许斯普林特大♥师♥是对的
Maybe we are getting too cocky. Ha!
我们有些得意忘形了才怪
It's not cockiness
这不是得意忘形的问题
when ya got the skills to kick massive--
当你身怀绝技能踢倒一个大...
That thing's working again?
这东西又启动了
It's been quiet for weeks.
它已经安静了好几周了
It must have received an incoming signal.
一定是收到了发来的信♥号♥♥
Which can mean only one thing.
这只意味着一件事
Cupcakes can talk!
纸杯蛋糕真的会说话
The Kraang are back.
克朗回来了
I guess the party really is over.
看来派对真的结束了
The encryption's tough to crack, but it seems like
密♥码♥很难破译但似乎
the Kraang are transporting some kind of cargo.
克朗在运送一批货物
Using the stealth ship!
用的是隐形飞船
We've gotta find out what that cargo is.
我们得找出那批货是什么
So how do we track a ship that turns completely invisible?
我们怎么才能追踪一架完全隐形的飞船呢
We cover it in honey so it attracts bees.
给它抹上蜜把蜜蜂都引来
Then, we follow the bees.
我们跟着蜜蜂就行啦
We track it with this.
我们用这个追踪
It's aligned to the radar dishes we placed throughout the city.
它能自动和设置在城市各处的雷达天线对齐
It'll create a triangulating pulse--
并产生三角形脉冲
English, professor brainioff.
请说人话无脑博士
It will detect the Kraang spaceship.
它能探测到克朗的飞船