金色年代

The Goldbergs S01E19

Part 4 Dec. 9, 2019, 7:12 p.m.

我替那个笨蛋感到遗憾
Well, I felt sorry for the big dope.
不你关心他
No, you care about him.
也许一点点
Maybe a little.
这样做非常好
Well, it was a nice thing to do.
是的但不幸地是导致了以下后果
It was, but unfortunately, it led to this.
我得让飞机停下
I've got to stop that plane!
我来了范妮
I'm coming, Fanny!
我来找你啦
I'm coming for you!
多亏了我老妈我自♥由♥了
Thanks to my mom, I was free.
但就算是这样我依然可以听到我爸的声音
And even so, I could hear my dad's voice
在耳边回响
ringing in my head.
亚当我真的觉得你应该参加测试
Adam, I really think you should take this test.
结果真是我爸在旁边
Turns out it actually was my dad.
爸你来做什么
Dad, what are you doing here?
我是来告诉你一件事的
I came here to tell you something.
我不会游泳
I can't swim.
但你说你...
But you said you --
我知道我说了什么但我撒谎了
I know what I said... But I lied.
我逃课了从来都没学会游泳
I cut that class, and I-I never learned how.
这是我一生最大的遗憾
It's the biggest regret of my life,
我不想你长大后
and I don't want you growing up
和我一样遗憾
having the same regrets I do.
金巴巴给我进来
Goldfarb, get your ass in here!
也许我这辈子学不会游泳了
I may never be able to swim,
但我知道你可以至少做一个引体向上
but I know you can do one pull-up.
金巴巴准备好做手屈吊体了吗
All right, Goldfarb. Ready for the flexed arm hang?
不今天我要做引体向上
No. Today, I'm doing pull-ups.
这里不能停车
You can't park there.
可以啊我来见一个女生的我坠入爱河了
It's okay. I'm here to see a girl. I'm in love.
没问题帅哥规矩就是这样的
You got it, chief. That's how the world works.
三号♥候机厅需要拖车
We need a tow truck at terminal 3.
没事没事
It's -- it's okay. It's okay.
我只有一把小折刀
I just have a pocket knife.
走吧可以了
All right, go ahead. You're good.
快点金巴巴总统等着呢
Let's go, Goldfarb. The president is waiting.
好样的
Attaboy!
-太棒了 -好样的
- Yes! Whoo! - Yeah!
我的天
My lord,
这是我见过的样子最难看的引体向上
that was the ugliest pull-up I've ever seen.
你依然会在第一波进攻中就没命
You'll still get killed in the first wave of attacks,
但也许只是也许
but maybe, just maybe,
你可以和几个
you'll take a couple of those
共♥党♥同归于尽
commie bastards with you.
做得好金伯格
Well done, Goldberg.
飞往法国巴黎的612航♥班♥最后一次呼叫登机
Last call for flight 612 to paris, France.
等等别起飞
Wait -- hold the plane!
范妮
Fanny!
范妮
Fanny.
巴瑞你怎么来了
别再说你爱我了
Stop telling me you love me.
我们是不会有结果的
It's not meant to be.
我必须得留在这里
I have to stay here
成为美国的体育及音乐偶像
and become an american sports and music icon.
但水果馅饼是永远属于我们的范妮
But we'll always have pop-tarts, Fanny.
你真的好奇怪而且
我不知道你为什么来这里
水果馅饼是永远属于我们的
We'll always have pop-tarts.
再见巴瑞
她亲了我
She kissed me.
两次
Twice.
两次法式热吻
Two french kisses.
猫放屁
猫放屁
够了别再做了我喜欢他婴儿肥的胳膊
Okay, that's enough. No more. I like his little baby arms.
我想咬这个胳膊
I'm gonna chew on those arms!
挠痒痒挠痒痒
Oh! Tickle, tickle!
你住手好吗你为什么要这样做
Will you stop it? What do you do that for?
我太爱他了
I love him so much.
我克服了我的恐惧
Okay, I tackled my fear.
现在到你了
now it's your turn.
踢用腿
Kick. Kick. Use your legs.
-我在踢 -看你能行
- I'm kicking. - See, you're doing it.
-我能行 -继续
- I'm doing it! - Keep on going.
好的
All right.
加油用尽全力
Come on, give it all you got.
加油再远点
Come on. A little bit.
太棒了
Yes!
有人看到我的车吗
Has anyone seen my car?
我知道标牌上说不准停车
I know the sign says you can't park there,
但我坠入爱河了就没事
but it's okay 'cause I'm in love.
献给范妮
有史以来最棒的笔友
再见宝贝
Hasta la vista, baby.