金色年代

The Goldbergs S01E17

Part 3 Dec. 9, 2019, 7:12 p.m.

Well, you got me this far. I trust you.
你真好
Oh, you're sweet.
听着我在想
Oh, listen, I was thinking,
作为对你用功♥学♥习的奖励
as a reward for all your hard work,
也许你想减减压
you might want to let off some steam
周五晚去看瑞克·史普林菲尔演唱会
and go to see Rick Springfield on Friday night.
但那是考试的前一晚
But that's the night before the test.
好吧
Okay.
你的损失书呆子
Your loss, egghead.
我要继续学习了
Well, I should probably get back to work.
关于学习我做了些
Oh, about that, um, I made up
新的词汇卡帮你记忆
some new vocab cards for you to memorize.
这应该能帮你拿到
This should get you the extra points
进斯坦福的分数
you need to get into Stanford.
谢谢妈
Oh, thanks, mom.
拆呼名词
"Scubulence, noun --
将呼吸器装置从船上移♥动♥的过程
The process of removing scuba equipment from a boat."
好奇怪的词
Weird word.
奇怪但是真实就像"倒之动词
Yeah, weird and real. Just like "Flimjam, verb --
以之字形路线倒着跑"
To run backwards in a zig-zag pattern."
明白
Got it.
这让我非常"高怕形容词
Well, that makes me feel very "Torkulent, adjective --
高兴又有点害怕"
Delighted and a little scared."
我"倒之"出去了
Well, let me just flimjam out of here
祝你学习好运
and, uh, good luck with your studying.
"停摇动词停止摇摆"
"Fidangle, verb -- to finish dangling."
搞什么
What the hell?
她不会吧
She wouldn't.
她会
She would.
我妈想搞砸爱丽卡的学业能力倾向测验时
While my mom was trying to hurt Erica's chances on the S.A.T.,
巴瑞教我如何在冰场上揍人
Barry was teaching me how to hurt people on the ice.
好了亚石头听好了
Okay, Ad rock, listen up.
你要学一些决定性的东西
There are a few crucial things you need to learn
才能做冰上打手
in order to be an enforcer.
我准备好了教我
I'm ready for this. Teach me.
从基础开始
We'll start with the basics.
第一课这是你的球棍
Lesson one -- this is your stick.
我这样的人用它来得分
People like me use it to score.
你这样的人将它作为武器
People like you use it as a weapon.
太棒了就像剑
Cool. Like a sword.
我可以用在舞台打斗课上学到的招数
I can use the moves I learned in my stage-combat class.
第二课你每次说这样的话
Lesson two -- every time you say something like that,
你胳膊上肉多的地方就会挨一记呆子拳
you get a nerd punch in the meaty part of your arm.
聪明痛会激励我
Smart. The pain will motivate me.
呆子拳
Nerd punch!
第三课你的球棍永远不要碰到冰
Lesson three -- your stick is to never touch the ice.
要用来砍钩捅戳
It's used for slashing, hooking, butt-ending, and spearing.
-有问题吗 -这些不都是犯规吗
- Any questions? - Aren't all those penalties?
呆子拳
Nerd punch!
第四课打架
Lesson four -- fighting.
但一到三课我还没学呢
But I didn't learn lessons one through three yet.
也许学了也许没学
Maybe you did, maybe you didn't.
-我没学 -是吗
- I didn't. - Or did you?
-我没学 -呆子拳
- I didn't! - Nerd punch!
冰球打架的窍门就是谁先把
Now, the trick to a hockey fight is the first person
手套甩在冰场上
who sheds their gloves strikes first.
开始再来
Go! Again!
加油快快快
Come on, hurry, hurry, hurry.
再来
Again!
快快快
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!
你会输给手套戴得更松的小子
You're gonna lose to a kid with looser gloves.
-再来 -我想我学会了
- Again! - I think I got it now.
我说你会了你才会了
You got it when I say you got it.
就是现在
Which is now.
第五课最重要的一课
Lesson five, and the most important lesson of them all --
你打架时
When you're in a fight,
你抓住对手球衣的下摆
you grab the bottom of your opponent's jersey
像这样拉到他的头上
and yank it over his head, like so.
住手我看不到了
Stop it! I can't see!
很好你在学习
Good. You're learning.
第六课小心肘部
Lesson six -- watch out for elbows.
我的小天才来了
There's my little genius.
准备好参加明天的考试了吗
You all geared up for the big test tomorrow?
多亏了有你帮忙
All thanks to your help.
我想了很多你说的话
You know, I thought a lot about what you said,
我决定宾大是我最好的选择
and I decided that Penn is a great choice for me.
成真了
Oh, it's happening.
-我们要上宾大了 -就是啊
- We're going to Penn! - I know!
我太激动了我决定先行一步
I'm so excited that I decided to get a head start
写入学申请
on my essay for their application.
给
Here it is.
我相信宾夕法尼亚大学
"I believe that the university of Pennsylvania
是最适合我的学校
is the right school for me.
因为学校有着高怕的历史和辉著的声望
Because of its torkulent history and diligord reputation."
-老天 -别停继续
- Oh, boy. - Don't stop. Keep going.
还是不要了
Ah, I'd rather not.
老爷子你念好吗
Okay, pops, would you mind?
我觉得我可以从
"I feel that I could really benefit
成为认苦勤干学生的一员以及知博教师身上
from being part of its cromtormulous student body
获益不少
and weepeggle faculty."
知博这算是哪门子...
Weepeggle? What the...
继续读
Keep reading.
能插入如此治靴严谨的大学
"I would be bumgubbled to quarp a university
我会乐得冒泡
that is so vernaciously proggle
就连最朽布的学生也可以立志成灾
that even the most zeticent student could gobulate."
立志成灾
Gobulate?
说实话吧你写这个的时候
Honest question -- when you wrote this,
在抽大♥麻♥吗
were you smoking a jazz cigarette?
比这更糟
Oh, it's much worse than that.
我有一位教我假词汇的母亲
I have a mother that taught me fake vocab words
让我考砸上不了我想上的大学
to screw me out of the college I want to go to.
什么太疯狂了
What? That's crazy.
这太疯狂了对吗
That is crazy, right?
我可以解释
I can explain.
不是吧
Oh, no.
什么样的母亲会对女儿搞破坏
What kind of mother sabotages her daughter?
谁会这样做
Who does that?
上宾大好吗
Just go to Penn.
离家只有20分钟车程
It's only 20 minutes away.
我可以为你做饭为你洗衣
I can cook for you and do your laundry
为你打扫房♥间因为才20分钟车程
and clean your room because it's only 20 minutes away,
你可以住在家里坐车上学
so you should live here and commute.
好吧我告诉你
Oh, well, I've got news for you.
加州都不够远
California ain't far enough away.
我要去日本大学
I'm going to Japan university.
没错祝你突然杀去见我好运
That's right. Good luck popping in on me there.
你觉得这会阻止我吗
Do you really think that'll stop me?
如果必须这样做
I'll fly halfway around the planet
我会每周末飞过半个地球去看你
just to see you every weekend if I have to.
好的那我就殖民月球
Fine! Then I'll just colonize the moon
去那里上大学
and go to college there!
那我就每周末坐火箭
Then I'll get on a rocket every weekend
这样我可以去拥抱你
just so I can give you a hug.
-你不能这样做 -我能
- You can't do that! - Oh, I can.
我会带果珍给你给你熨烫航♥天♥服
And I will bring you tang and I'll iron your space suit
我会带你的外星人室友去班尼根餐厅
and I'll take your alien roommates to Bennigans!
我恨你这么爱我
I hate that you love me so much!
我妈和爱丽卡大吵一架时[脱掉手套]
While my mom and Erica had taken the gloves off,
我也准备做一样的事
I was about to do the same.
不
Nooo!
计划不是这样的