金色年代

The Goldbergs S01E13

Part 1 Dec. 9, 2019, 7:12 p.m.

这位是我妈妈
This is my mom,
贝弗莉·金伯格厚垫肩
Beverly Goldberg, a shoulder-padded,
蓬松自然发型的母亲战士
country-haired mother warrior
总是把孩子放在第一位
whose top priority was always her kids.
在"直升机妈妈"与"亲密育儿法"出现前
Before helicopter moms and attachment parenting,
她是最原创的"爱你爱到你无语妈妈"
she was the original smother.
小亲亲是圆周运动
Snuggle bug, circular motions.
我们讨论过的给我
We've had this discussion. Just give it to me.
瞧
See?
感觉到不同吗做个可爱兔宝宝
Feel that difference? Make a bunny face.
她时刻在我们身边从一大清早
She was all over us from early in the morning
到深更半夜
to late at night.
[在朋友家过夜的流行游戏]
谁要玩通宵点心
Who wants a sleepover snack?
最先睡着的胸罩要被放冰箱里
First one to fall asleep gets their bra frozen.
你来这里做什么
Why are you in here?
她甚至找到办法在学校也令我们无语到窒息
She even found a way to smother us at school.
-妈 -无视我
- Mom? - Don't mind me.
今天下午有足球队选拔赛
Soccer tryouts are this afternoon.
你需要这个保护你的特殊部位
You need that to protect your special spot.
我知道这个是什么快走
I know what it's for. Just leave.
[大学升学咨♥询♥会]
但最让她活力无限的
But nothing put a bounce in her step
是为我们计划我们的未来
more than planning our futures for us.
太激动了
Oh, this is just so exciting!
这么多选择咱们如何决定呢
So many choices -- how are we ever gonna decide?!
"我们" 不是我决定
"We"? No, I'm deciding.
如果叫你自己决定你就去上夏威夷大学了
Oh, if it were your decision, you'd go to Hawaii university.
慢着
Uh, whoa, whoa,
慢着慢着
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
夏威夷有大学吗
They have a college in Hawaii?
岛上是怎么建学校的
How did they get a school on an island?
老天我得去看看
Oh, my! I got to check this out!
你好啊
Aloha!
这是什么
What's this?
咱们费城家乡的一所知名大学
A prestigious college right in our hometown of Philadelphia?
绝对没可能
Yeah, there's no way in hell
我住在家里去念德雷克塞尔大学
I am living at home and going to Drexel.
我听到了
Hear you loud and clear.
你好德雷克塞尔大学
Hello, Drexel.
我是贝弗莉·金伯格这位是爱丽卡
I'm Beverly Goldberg. This is Erica.
我不想替她吹嘘
I don't want to build her up too much,
但她真的是前无古人
but she is literally the best student
后无来者的最优秀学生
that ever has been or will be.
除了性格好之外
Uh, besides having a great personality,
成绩好她还参加了"为老弱病残送餐"
she gets good grades, does meals on wheels,
模拟联♥合♥国♥
model U.N.,
而且是青年会的志愿游泳教练
and is a volunteer swim instructor at the "Y."
老天爷别再说了
For the love of god, stop talking!
你把我当贵宾狗一样到处展示太丢人了
You're parading me around like a poodle, and it's embarrassing.
亲爱的我是你母亲
Honey, I'm your mother.
对人施压让他们知道你有多棒是我的工作
It is my job to strong-arm people into seeing how amazing you are.
你四周看看
Look around.
没有其他母亲这么坚持地插手进来
No other mothers insist on being so involved.
贝弗莉
Beverly!
我姐说得不对
But that wasn't true.
她叫贝琪·鲁本斯通
Her name was Betsy Rubenstone,
另一位"爱你爱到你无语妈妈"
the other smother.
她是家长老师协会的头秋季联欢会
She was head of the PTA, chair of the fall festival
以及其它八个家长委员会的主席
and eight other parent committees.
我妈也会做自愿者
My mom volunteered, too,
但贝琪更好更强更快
but Betsy was just made better, stronger, faster.
贝琪
Ah, Betsy!
你觉得哪间学校适合卡琳
So, what school are you thinking about for Carin?
她已经被耶鲁大学提前录取了
She's already been early-accepted to Yale.
今天主要是给迈克尔加把劲
Today's all about getting a jump-start for Michael.
-他不是才高二吗 -越早越好
- Isn't he a sophomore? - It's never too early.
他平均分只有3.8
I mean, he only has a 3.8,
所以我要在课外活动上督促他
so I'm pushing the extracurriculars.
他参加了辩论队
He's on the debate team,
跟着反毒反暴组织在中学巡回演讲
tours middle schools with D.A.R.E.,
他刚在《西区故事》中扮演里夫
and he was just Riff in "West side story."
里夫那不是才第三主角吗
Riff? That's -- what? -- like third lead.
迈克尔太忙了演不了托尼
Michael's too busy to be Tony.
他忙得不可开交
He's swamped.
甚至做不了今年的学生会财务部长
He can't even be student council treasurer this year,
尽管他每年参选都没有对手
even though he always runs unopposed.
贝琪和我妈就谁的孩子更棒的问题
Betsy and my mom had been at war for years
已经开战数年了
over whose kids were better.
第一名
我的小科学奇才他是不是太棒了
My little science wiz. Isn't he amazing?
她替他做的
She built it for him.
[第9名]
贝琪一直在赢
Betsy was winning.
巴瑞也很忙他写饶舌歌♥
Well, Barry's busy, too. Um, he makes up rap songs.
人们管他叫大甜甜
They call him big tasty.
他还练空手道
And he does karate
吹口琴打篮球
and plays harmonica and basketball.
巴瑞入选了大学队吗
Barry made varsity?
更像是街头篮球
More like street ball.
他在街上打在我们家车道上打
He plays in the street and in our driveway,
所以是街头篮球
Which leads... to the street.
这个应该不能写在入校申请简历上吧
I'm not sure you can put that on a college resume?
这是灰色地带知道吗
It's a gray area. Oh, you know.
重点是他会上长春藤盟校
Point is, though, he will be going to an ivy league school --
可能不是耶鲁因为我没听说这学校多好
Probably not Yale 'cause I haven't heard great things.
快看夏威夷大学
Check it out -- Hawaii university!
真的存在学校说收美国学生
It's real, and he said they accept Americans!
他在开玩笑
He's kidding!
班上的开心果孩子们可喜欢他了
Oh, class clown! Kids love him.
这种幽默感现在的经济环境下太有价值了
Sense of humor -- it's such a commodity in today's economy.
总之再见了
Anyway, bye-bye, now.
怎么了
What's the matter?
你不会去念夏威夷的学校
You're not going to school in Hawaii.
那里被鲨鱼包围就算我让你去
It's surrounded by sharks, and even if I did let you go,
也不会有戏因为你的简历上
it would be a stretch because you don't have
一个社团活动都没有
a single club on your resume?
不对
Not true.
我是口♥技♥社团的创办团员
I'm founding member of the beat-box club.
还没有正式成立但这是我的选择
It's not official, but that's by choice
因为那样我们会人满为患
'cause then we'd be sellouts.
听着我刚听说学生会财务部长
Listen, I just heard there's an opening
空出来了没有竞选对手
for school treasurer -- unopposed.
想想吧这是保证能...
Think about it. It's a guaranteed...
赢
...wi-in.
-我什么也不做就能自动赢 -对
- So, I do nothing and automatically win? - Yes.
-算了 -来吧开条件
- Nah. - Come on. Name your price.
8块钱今晚在电视前吃晚饭
8 bucks, and I get to eat in front of the tv tonight.
-成交 -太棒了
- Deal. - Yeah!
我爱政♥治♥
I love politics.
在八十年代
Back in the '80s,
你不可能躺在沙发上
you couldn't just lay on your couch
在手♥机♥上看电影
and stream a movie to your phone.
你得花上一个小时
You actually had to spend an hour venturing
在一个叫做音像店的奇妙之地探险
to a wondrous place called a video store,
感觉棒极了
And it was awesome!
快点行吗
Let's just make this fast, okay?
选部电影不准去那个帘子后面[A片区]
Pick a movie, and don't go behind the curtain!
风险很大
The stakes were high.
如果有人已经租走了你想要的电影
If someone already rented the movie you wanted,
你就不走运了
you were out of luck.
不要啊
No!!