无耻家庭
Shameless S01E08
Part 6
Jan. 9, 2020, 10:55 a.m.
说得好像我还会再酗酒似的
If I ever drink again.
没错
Right.
我现在的恶习是酗咖啡
Java's my vice now.
不管是醒是醉 你仍是个混球
Yeah, well, drunk or sober, you're still an asshole.
利普
Lip!
没事 小黛 人人都享有言论自♥由♥
It's okay, Deb. Everybody's got a right to his opinion.
因此我们的国家才如此伟大
That's what makes this country of ours so great.
-要橙汁吗 -好的
- You want orange juice? - Ooh,yeah,yum.
你从哪搞来这些东西做早饭的
Where'd you get all this stuff to make breakfast?
用旧的《皮条客》杂♥志♥跟醉汉罗斯蒂换的
Traded some old Hustler magazines with Rusty the Drunk.
《皮条客》：色情杂♥志♥
他现在在西95街的
He's working as a dishwasher
丹尼餐馆里刷盘子
at the Denny's over on West 95th Street.
-你要橙汁吗 -不了
- You want some OJ? - No.
找到了 我要把这个
Oh! Found it. I'm taking this
拿去就业中心用几个小时
to the job center for a few hours.
好 小黛 卡尔 穿上衣服
Yeah, come on, Debs, Carl. Grab your coats.
我跟凯文说了 我们5分钟后过去
Told Kev we'd be over there in five minutes.
那个怪女孩也和我们一起去吗
Does that weird girl have to come with us?
你们要去哪
Where you going?
打保龄 利普找人把我们免费放进去
Bowling. Lip knows a kid who can get us in for free.
-你想去吗 -不 小黛 我觉得他不能
- Wanna come? - No, Debs, I don't think he can...
我很愿意去 等我把这里收拾好
Hey, I'd love to come! Just let me clean this place up first.
-好啊 -等一下
- Okay. - Excuse me?
-咋了 -把桌子收拾了
- What? - Clear the table.
加拉格一家请我们去打保龄
Hey, the Gallaghers invited us to go bowling.
你在干嘛
What are you doing?
维罗妮卡让我帮她做家务
Veronica asked me to do her chores.
她说下周可以帮我做
Said she would help me with mine next week.
-不行 -怎么了
- No. - What?
把它放下 把它放下
Put that down. Put that down.
我知道圣经上说什么 帮我缝袜子
Look, I know the Bible says you get closer to God and crap
你就能更接近上帝
if you sew the holes in my socks,
但这不对 今天是周六
but this is just wrong. It's Saturday!
在我家 要想更接近上帝
And in my house, the way to get closer
星期六就要去玩
to God on Saturday is to play.
是以西结书里说的吗
Is that in Ezekiel?
对 修订版里说的
Yeah, the updated version.
快去把你这身老掉牙的衣服换掉
Now go change out of that Laura Ingalls dress.
是的 先生
Oh, yes, sir.
还有别叫我"先生"
And don't call me "Sir."
我们会玩得很开心
We are gonna have so much fun!
门开着呢
Yeah, it's open!
艾瑟儿 抓紧点时间 好吗
Hey, Ethel, let's get a move on, huh?
我♥操♥
Holy fuck!
我准备好了 先生
I'm ready for you, sir.
-你在干嘛 -克莱德通常在星期二要我
- What are you doing? - Clyde usually had me on Tuesdays,
但如果你想星期六要
but if you want me on Saturdays...
不 我不想在星期六要你
No, I don't want you on Saturdays,
我根本不想要你
I don't want you, ever.
凯文 我们都准备好了
Hey, Kev, we're all ready to...
不是 利普 等等
No, Lip. Lip, wait!
不 你应该用宾格的"我"
No, you use "Me"
因为它是介词的宾语
because it's the object of the preposition.
那应该是"与迈克斯和我"吗
So it's "With Max and me?"
-对 -听上去真奇怪
- Yep. - Sounds weird.
我告诉你 就是这样
I'm telling you, it's right.
傻♥逼♥
Douchebags.
混球
Assface.
去趟厕所
Gotta go to the bathroom.
冲水的时候要一直摁着手柄
Hold the handle down when you flush.
好的
Okay.
要披萨百吉饼吗
You want a pizza bagel?
好啊
Sure.
会用Word的人举手
Show of hands: how many of you know Word?
好的 那Excel呢
Okay. Microsoft Excel?
好的 我们开始吧 格拉迪斯 麻烦关下灯
All right, let's get started. Gladys, can you get the lights?
打开PowerPoint模板
Open up the PowerPoint template,
这在微软组件中可以找到
which can be found in your Microsoft Suite.
在对话框中 填入演示标题
In the dialogue box, enter the title of your presentation.
用工具栏 改变文本的
Take a moment now to use the toolbar and experiment
颜色 字体和大小
with color, font and size of your text...
我得提醒你们 我打过保龄球
I must warn you, I have bowled before.
要不要来赌点钱
Hey, you want to put some money on it?
好玩嘛
Just for fun.
我就说我行嘛
That's what I'm talking about, yes!
为了你 也为了你 我爱你们
For you! For you! I love you! Yeah!
-看见了吗 -老爸加油
- Did you see that? - Yeah! Go,Dad!
我太帅了 小心着点哦
Ho, I'm hot, ho, ho. Look out.
伙计们 别感觉太理所当然了 好吗
Guys, don't... get too used to this, okay?
什么啊
What?
老爸不会一直都像这样好
Well, Dad's not always going to be so nice.
他会的
Yes, he will.
不 他一开始酗酒就不会了 知道吗
No. Not when he starts drinking again, okay?
他会变回老样子
He'll go back to his old ways
我不希望你们受到伤害
and I don't want you two getting hurt.
受什么伤
Hurt?
好 小黛 这次是补中
All right, Deb, here's the spare!
还记得去年夏天你养的那只乌龟吗
Um, remember that turtle you had last summer?
沃尔特吗
Walter?
对 沃尔特
Yeah, yeah. Walter.
头两周 你们特别喜欢它
And you guys were really, really into him for like, two weeks.
你们跟它说话
And you talked to him,
给他喂食
and you fed him.
去哪都把他带着 对吗
And you took him everywhere with you, right?
但过了一段时间
But after a while,
你们开始忙些别的事情
you know, you guys got busy with other things.
所以沃尔特的水再也没人换过
So... Walter's water never got changed,
也没人喂过它
and nobody fed him.
大概两个月以后
And like two months later,
小黛 你想把沃尔特带去给你的朋友苏西看
Debs, you wanted to show off Walter to your friend Susie.
你们就开始找它
And you guys started looking for him,
但找到的时候
and when you found him,
它已经干巴巴 死翘翘了
he was all dried up and dead.
现在
Now...
你们就像那只乌龟 知道吗
see, you guys are that turtle, okay?
老爸就像你们
And Dad's you.
懂我说什么了吗
You get what I'm saying?
老爸要再给我们买♥♥只乌龟吗
Dad's buying us another turtle?
不是
No.
好了 没关系 当我没说
Uh, no, forget it. Never mind.
别担心 利普 我明白了
Don't worry, Lip. I get it.
老爸一开始重新酗酒
Daddy's going to forget all about us
他就会把我们全忘了
when he starts drinking again.
没关系 我不介意
It's okay. I don't mind.
我只想趁还没结束 好好享受这个过程
I'm going to enjoy this while it lasts,
如果可以的话
if that's okay.
当然 小黛 这个
Yeah, sure, Debs. That's, um...
这个打算不错
that's a good plan.
怎么用了那么长时间
Took you long enough.
你老爸一直在那蹲着
Yeah. Your dad was in there forever.
让开 基佬
Shove over, faggots.
看着学学
Watch and learn.
"有点事情 明天再联♥系♥你"
别担心
"No worries."
一共是36块钱
Okay. That's, uh, 36 bucks.
我来吧
I got it.
不用找了 宝贝儿
Keep the change, darling.
谢谢
Thanks.
对不起 来晚了
Hey. Sorry I'm late.
没关系
No biggie.
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