无耻家庭

Shameless S01E08

Part 5 Jan. 9, 2020, 10:55 a.m.

黛比怎么了
Debs, what's going on?
因为老爸戒酒所以我们嗑糖嗑爽了
We got high on sugar, because Daddy quit drinking.
谁的老爸
Whose daddy?
我啊我我我
Me daddy. Me, me, me-me-me-me.
妈的
Shit.
怎么
What?
他以前也这样过一次
He's done this once before.
我们不能让他闲下来
We gotta help Daddy stay busy and keep
不让他想喝酒这样他就能挣三千块
his mind off of drinking, so he can make $3,000.
大家都过来围过来
Hey, everybody, come here. Gather round.
我有点事要宣布
I've got something I want to say.
我知道
Um, I know
过去的三年...十五年
I haven't been the most exemplary father
我都不是个模范父亲
for the past three or 15 years.
但是现在我需要你们助我度过难关
But now I'm gonna need your help to get through this.
从现在起
From this point forward,
我们要重新当一家人
we're going to be a family again.
这他妈是谁啊
What the hell is that?
各就各位预备跑
Ready, set, go!
不能让老爸闲下来
你只转了你只转了两圈
You only spun... you only spun her two times!
卡尔也来了转啊转啊
Here comes Carl! Spun! Spun! Spun!
从棍子下面过
Under the shovel!
钢琴
Hey! The piano.
我都不知道他会弹琴
I didn't know Frank played the piano.
我也不知道
Neither did I.
走开
Just walk away
葛洛莉亚·盖诺演唱的《我会活下来》弗兰克对歌♥词稍作了改动
走出那扇门
Walk out the door
转过身去
Just turn around now
这里不再欢迎你
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
当初不是你想用诀别伤害我吗
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
你以为我会崩溃吗
You think I'd crumble
你以为我会倒下死掉吗
You think I'd lay down and die
不敢相信你们居然还迎合他
I can't believe you guys are buying
太扯淡了
into all his bullshit.
来凯伦我送你回家
Come on. I'll walk you home, Karen.
能有什么不一样
What difference does it make?
反正他明天还是照样会喝酒
He'll be drinking again by tomorrow, anyway.
不拿到钱之前他不会喝的
No, not when money's involved.
"暴躁小子"今晚这是怎么了
What's wrong with cranky pants tonight?
"有点事情明天再联♥系♥你"
"Got caught up with something. Check in with you tomorrow."
史蒂夫发的
That from Steve?
是啊今天一个叫坎迪丝的人
Yeah. He was acting weird
发短♥信♥给他后他就变得怪怪的
this morning after "Candace" texted him.
说只是工作伙伴
Said he works with her.
不知道该不该相信他
Don't know if I believe him.
好了有人要点歌♥吗
Okay, any requests?
《在十字架上带我回家》
"Carry Me Home on the Cross"?
谢谢你带晚饭过来
Thanks for bringing dinner.
面可是你买♥♥的
You supplied the spaghetti.
是啊但是没有酱
Yeah, with no sauce.
我有点撑不下去了
I'm hanging by a thread.
我为了钱还领养了一个孩子呢
You're talking to someone who's renting a kid for money.
我得找点能对我有长远帮助的东西
I gotta find something more permanent.
比如呢
Like what?
比如去学怎么做PowerPoint
Could take a PowerPoint class.
"球棍冰鞋吧"正招人呢没准儿可以去试试
Or Sticks and Skates may be hiring.
你是说"臭男人咸猪手吧"吗
You mean, Dicks and Dates?
没准儿弗兰克能靠戒酒拿到那些钱
Maybe Frank will stay sober and get the cash.
没准儿我还能中彩票呢
Maybe I'll win the lottery.
你觉得史蒂夫在撒谎吗
Hey, you think Steve's lying?
可能吧
Probably.
如果被我发现我就和他分手
If I find out he is, I'm done with him.
和谁分手
Done with who?
史蒂夫他收到
Steve. He's getting text messages
一个叫坎迪丝的贱♥人♥的短♥信♥
from some bitch named Candace.
坎迪丝
Candace?
这名儿听起来太小三了
Uh-oh, that sounds like a woman you have an affair with.
-真的吗 -真的吗
- It does? - It does?
当然不是那个呆子哪有本钱偷吃啊
No! Please, that fool doesn't have enough game to cheat.
你有问过他吗
Did you ask him if he was?
问了他说没有
Yeah. He said he wasn't.
那你只有两个选择信或不信
Well, then you have two choices: believe him or don't.
或者你就这么继续怀疑着
Or you could let your suspicions grow
然后对他越来越冷淡
until you turn into
冷淡得好像看不见他一样
the ice queen and act like he's invisible
直到他受不了了写匿名恐吓信给你
until he starts sending anonymous threatening notes,
你就让警♥察♥来抓他
and you have to report his ass to the po-po.
你对谁用过这招布莱恩吗
Who was that? Brian?
布莱恩乔伊迈克尔
Brian, Joey, Michael.
菲你知道吗你的每段感情
You know, Fi, every guy you've been with,
都是你落荒而逃
you cut and run.
没准儿这次可以换个方式
Maybe it's time you tried something new.
我靠亲爱的说的太好了
Damn, baby, that was good!
-当了爸了就是不一样 -你没当爸
- Being a dad brings out the best in me. - You're not a dad.
我们要在街上打橄榄球赛
We got a football game starting out on the street.
穿衣服队对阵不♥穿♥衣服队
Shirts against Skins.
太棒了
Sweet.
你俩是不♥穿♥衣服队的
Uh, you two are Skins.
我都不知道PowerPoint是什么
I have no idea what PowerPoint is,
但你是个聪明姑娘
but you're smart.
我知道你一定能行的
I know you're gonna be great at it.
喂
Hello?
有人吗
Anybody here?
我回来了
I'm home.
你终于来了
Hey, there he is.
老弟
Little brother!
从底特律飞回来还顺利吗
Flight from Detroit okay?
-嗯还不错 -是吗
- Yeah, yeah, fine. - Yeah?
-书读的怎么样 -小菜一碟
- How's school? - Ah, piece of cake so far.
那当然了
Well, that's what you get
谁让你从哈佛转去密西根大学的
for going to Michigan instead of Harvard.
你居然给我下套
Oh! You set me up for that, huh?
你没发现吗
Huh? Huh? You didn't see that coming.
抱歉把你叫回来
Sorry to drag you back to Chicago for all this.
-诊所怎么样 -忙死了
- Nah. How's the practice? - Busy.
感谢速食还有压力
Thank God for fast food and stress.
对心脏科医师来说就像是白金运通卡
It's like a platinum Amex for cardiologists.
你好啊
Hey, you.
我想你了
I missed you.
谢谢
Mmm. Thanks!
我们在客厅喝茶呢
We're all in the kitchen having tea.
好我马上就过去
Yeah, I'll be right there.
我去和你妈说你回来了
I'll tell your mother.
我说我他妈家里有三个小孩要养
I mean, I got three fucking kids at home,
而你却能对她长枪直入
and you're going balls-deep in that?
真♥他♥妈♥羡煞我了吉米
Fucking killing me, Jimmy.
欢迎回家
Welcome home.
第一次串酒吧时我16岁
First pub crawl I did was when I was 16.
连串了22个直到我吐了
Hit 22 pubs before I hurled.
吐完继续喝
Got right back on the horse.
又串了10个又吐了
Hit ten more. Hurled again.
从此人送外号♥"喝吐王子"
That's how I got the nickname "Boot and Rally."
酷啊
Cool!
谁看见笔记本电脑了
Anyone seen the laptop?
发生什么事了
What's going on in here?
老爸给我们做了米奇老鼠饼
Daddy made us Mickey Mouse pancakes.
真的吗
Are you serious?
我说什么来着
What'd I tell you?
钱没到手他还会继续戒酒的
Still not drinking till he gets his money.