Leave us the hell out of it.
姑娘 你需要放松一下
Girl, you need to unwind.
你说话的口气真像史蒂夫
You sound like Steve.
他可能看起来像是混男孩组合的
Well, he may look like he's in a boy band,
可他说的有道理
but he's got a point.
这是我的立场
This is my side over here.
你应该站在我这边
This is where you're supposed to be.
去吧
Just go.
你以为我不想去
You don't think I want to?
豪华酒店的浪漫一夜
A night in a fancy hotel?
你以为我不想抓住这次机会
You don't think I'd love to jump at that?
可我没得选
But I don't have a choice.
我不能就那么"去吧"
I don't get to "Just go."
别傻了
Don't be stupid.
你有选择余地
You have a choice.
你只是选错了
You're just making the wrong one.
你回来的时候
Everybody's gonna be in one piece
大家都会安然无恙的
when you get back.
去吧
Just go.
叫点客房♥服务 洗个澡
Order some room service, take a bath,
窗帘不拉就做♥爱♥
fuck with the curtains open.
一 二 三
A-one, a-twoa-three.
瞧你骑得多好
Look at you go.
你就像个牛仔
You're like a cowboy.
你喜欢吗
Let's see, do you like it?
喜欢吗 小乖乖
Do you like it, sweet boy?
我只是
I just...
我只是想摸摸 真柔软
I just want to see-- so soft.
你真是个小乖乖 是个小可爱
You're a sweet boy, you're a sweet boy.
没错 你就是
Yes, you are.
把他的眼睛挖出来
Take out his eye.
这些流浪汉玩真的啊
These hobos are really going for blood.
如果明天还拿不出六千块我就死定了
I need $6,000 by tomorrow, or I'm a dead man.
你知道是什么拯救了我吗
You know what saved my life?
别告诉我是耶稣
Aw, don't say Jesus.
是冰砂救了我
Smoothie saved my life.
冰砂是谁
Who's Smoothie?
不是人 是种饮料
Not a guy. The drink.
那会儿我在办公楼里工作 回到家
That was back when I worked in an office building, came home
住大房♥子 满橱柜的西装
to a big house, closet full of suits.
老婆 孩子 应有尽有
Wife, kids, you name it.
太可怕了
Nightmare.
有天我从办公楼出去想喝杯冰砂
I went out of the office one morning on a smoothie run.
其实我不是很喜欢喝
I didn't even like smoothies.
我在外面的时候
While I was out,
有架飞机撞上了我的办公楼
the office got hit by a plane--
一架他妈的塞斯纳
a fucking Cessna.
你相信吗
Can you believe that?
大火烧了整栋楼
A big fire.
警♥察♥没法儿辨认尸体
They couldn't I.D. shit.
他们都以为我死了
Presumed dead.
我再没回过家 头都没回
I never went home, and I never looked back.
重新开始 弗兰克 来吧
Start over, Frank, come on.
我去哪儿找架塞斯纳撞我
Where the hell am I going to get a Cessna?
自己想办法
Take matters into your own hands.
明白吗
You get me?
明白
Yeah.
不明白
No.
让那些追债的人以为你死了
Make those guys who are after you think you're dead.
他们不住在这儿
They don't live here.
你这辈子都见不到他们了
You're never going to see 'em again.
你装死 问题就解决了
You pretend to be dead, and your problems die for real.
喂 加拉格 该你了
Yo, Gallagher, you're up!
我的幸运日啊
My lucky day.
踢他蛋蛋
Go for the nuts!
瞧瞧这个
There we go.
真干净
All nice and clean.
利亚姆你看 还是暖的呢
Oh, Liam, it's still warm.
利亚姆 利亚姆
Liam... Liam.
利亚姆 你在玩捉迷藏吗
Liam, are we playing hide and seek?
利亚姆 你跑哪儿去了
Liam, where did you crawl off to?
利亚姆
Liam.
利亚姆
Liam!
宝贝儿别出去 快进来
No, come inside, sweetie!
利亚姆 亲爱的 快回来
Liam, honey, you have to come...
利亚姆
Liam.
好 好的
Okay, okay.
我应该打个电♥话♥回去
I should call.
不会有问题的
Everything back home is fine.
这边
This way.
不用登记吗
Don't we have to check in?
现在就去 都准备好了
We're about to. All set?
3201号♥房♥
Room 3201.
房♥费已经付了
Wedding was called off,
但婚礼取消了
but the room was already charged to their credit card.
因为新娘发现新郎是个恋童癖
Apparently, the bride saw her fiance on To Catch a Predator.
蜜月套房♥是你的了
Honeymoon suite's all yours.
蜜月套房♥
Honeymoon suite?
你肯定会喜欢的
Oh, you're gonna love it.
利亚姆
Liam!
利亚姆 回来
Liam, come!
利亚姆
Liam!
在看能不能看到你家吗
Checking if you can see the house from here?
卡尔现在应该已经把它烧掉了吧
Ah, I assume Carl's burned it to the ground by now.
拜托 就一个晚上
Come on, one night.
饿了吗
Hungry?
嗯
Yeah.
能叫汉堡吃吗
But c-can we order a burger or something?
酒店的菜单让我点我都不会发音
Hotel probably gave us something hard to pronounce.
你看
Take a look.
艾尔牛肉店买♥♥的 甜椒口味
Al's Beef, sweet peppers.
我带来的
I had them bring it over.
我想我刚刚高♥潮♥了
I think I just came.
还有薯条
Fries, too.
吃吧
Dig in.
我的吃相可不淑女
I won't look like a lady.
利亚姆有危险
Liam's in danger.
他需要我
He needs me.
没事了
Okay.
我成功了
I made it.
你怎么了
What happened to you?
一个壮汉向我扑来
Uh, huge guy jumped me.
体重得有280磅 或是290磅
280, 290--
吃激素长大的吧 谁知道呢
steroids, who knows?
真不错
Good for him.
我需要你们帮忙
I need your help.
我只有两块钱
I got maybe two bucks.
不 不 不要钱
No, no, no. Show of hands,
只要举手告诉我
how many of you, at one point or another,
谁曾经有过让我死的想法
wanted to see me dead?
太好了
Yeah!
机会来了
Here's your chance.
杰米 安息
你好 博格德女士
Hi, Mrs. Bergdoll.
我带了些骨头给你的比特犬
Got some bones for your pit bulls.
我说过了 卡尔不把他的头虱治好
I told you, no more comforters until Carl
我就不借你们羽绒被
kicks the head lice.
我要一件深色的男士西装
I need a man's suit, something dark.
那边的盒子里找找
The box.
都是别人不要的
They were never picked up.
能借我这一件吗
Any chance I can borrow this?
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