无耻家庭

Shameless S01E07

Part 3 Jan. 9, 2020, 10:55 a.m.

-你就四十岁了 -三十七
- Liam gets out of the house. - Thirty-seven.
这一切不必非得如此的
You know, it really doesn't have to be like this.
哪部分
Which part?
是我妈离开那部分
The part where my mom splits?
还是我爸是个暴躁的酒鬼自恋狂这部分
Or the part where my dad's a raging alcoholic narcissist?
不是你觉得
No, the part where you feel like
如果你外出一晚上世界就要脱轨了
the world would stop spinning on its axis
这一部分
if you take a night off.
你知道吗飞机下坠的时候他们要求
You know when a plane starts going down, and they tell you
先戴上你的氧气面罩再帮助他人
to put your mask on before helping anyone else?
带上你的面罩菲奥娜
Put your mask on, Fiona!
是吗
Yeah?
我还从没坐过飞机呢
Well, I've never been on a plane!
谢天谢地
Oh, thank God.
弗兰克在吗
Frank here?
他只有支票到的时候才回来你是谁
Only when there's a check coming. Who are you?
我是他的朋友科密特
I'm his friend Kermit.
弗兰克一个朋友都没有
Frank doesn't have any friends.
只有还没被他惹毛的人
Only people he hasn't pissed off yet.
你能不能告诉他我很抱歉我尽力了
Can you tell him, I'm sorry, I tried.
弗兰克的信件
Frank's mail.
他一直让他的信寄到我家
He's been having it sent to my place.
但是我女朋友辛西娅搬来了
But my girlfriend Cynthia moved in,
她在我家里大兴改造
and she's been making a lot of changes.
她扔掉了我的收集的十九世纪色情书籍
She threw out my collection of 19th-century erotica.
那真是冷酷无情
That was hard.
她扔掉了我那些古董阿塔里游戏卡
She threw out my old Atari cartridges.
阿塔里硅谷的一家老牌电子游戏机公♥司♥
那更冷酷无情
That was harder.
但是坦白讲
But let's be honest.
她是我得到幸福的最后机会
She's my last chance at happiness,
而那比视频游戏和手♥淫♥更重要对吧
and that's more important than video games and masturbation, right?
我会把车上其他的包拿过来
I'll get the other bags from the car.
这都是些什么
What's all this?
弗兰克的账单
Frank's bills.
莫瑞酒行消费六百八十块
$680 at Murphy's Liquor.
温迪大♥乳♥消费一千二百块
$1,200 at the Windy Titty.
欠大块头兰尼一千块
A grand to Big Lenny?
毒贩子也收信♥用♥卡♥吗
Drug dealers take credit cards?
他买♥♥了一台六十五英寸的平板电视
He bought a 65-inch flat-screen?
我怎么没见着
Where the hell is that?
等等让我看看
Wait, let me see those.
-真不敢相信 -什么
- Unbelievable. - What?
他用我们的名字申请信♥用♥卡♥
He used our names to get the cards.
真好我刚订了一套《阁楼》
Cool, I just got a subscription to Penthouse.
《阁楼》针对男士消费群体的杂♥志♥ 类似于《花♥花♥公♥子♥》
再来杯JB威士忌
Another JB.
在你回手术室之前
How about another steak to soak that up
再来块牛排把酒都吸收干净怎么样
before you go back to surgery?
知道有谁想买♥♥部分肝脏吗
Know anyone who wants to buy part of a liver?
我感觉你的肝脏有点操劳过度了
Something tells me yours has a few too many miles on it.
给我你的电♥话♥ 服务生[法语]
Your phone, garon.
这个人有现金要赠送
Here's a man with cash to give.
A·B·费舍尔
A.B. Fischer.
-那个资助流浪汉的人 -我能合格
- The HoboBrawl guy? - I can pass.
作为一个无家可归之人你吗
As homeless, you?
没戏
No.
我们的信用账单
Bills from our creditors.
你一直都用我们的名义买♥♥东西
You've been buying stuff using our names?
从没用过你的名字
Never used your name.
你知道你的孩子们现在背了多少债吗
Do you know how much debt your kids are in now?
七千五百块我没法让他们调高信用额度
$7,500-- I couldn't get 'em to raise the credit limit.
再加上利息
Plus interest.
你应该去责怪信♥用♥卡♥公♥司♥
It's the credit card companies you should blame.
我可没有搞垮美国经济
I didn't cause the downfall of the American economy.
总统说花钱
The president said spend.
我就花了
I spent.
我的紫心勋章在哪里
Where's my Purple Heart?
紫心勋章美国颁发给普通受伤军人的勋章在美国人心中占有崇高地位
那是个新的平板电视吗
Is that a new flat-screen?
他吸了迷幻药后砸碎了第一台
Smashed the first one when he was on crystal microdot.
同一时间一个叫帕科的家伙
Meanwhile, some guy named Paco
吸着大♥麻♥ 抢了我的工作
is jumping a fence and taking my job.
公理何在
Where's the justice?
给他们全家都送一些每二十个一组
Sends for his whole family, packs 'em in
打包放在一间房♥里
20 to a room.
猜猜是谁在养活他们
Guess who's supporting them.
是我是我交的税
Me, my taxes.
个人责任感到哪里去了
What happened to personal responsibility?
再也别用他们的名字了
Never use their names again.
你真是宽容大量
You're a liberal.
一个成年人怎么可能
How does a grown man
让一个孩子从他那拿走一把枪
let a teenager take a gun from him?
已经是两个孩子父亲的男人怎么会没种
How can a man who has fathered two children have no balls?
真是个医学奥秘
It's a medical mystery.
你想让我怎么样
What do you want me to do?
再进点女性卫生用品
Restock the feminine hygiene.
你想让我怎样冲那孩子开枪吗
What did you want me to do-- shoot the kid?
你可能还会收到感谢信
You'd probably get thank-you cards.
你是个美国公民
You're a U.S. Citizen.
你有权持有武器
You have the right to bear arms,
那些开国元勋们可从没有想到
a right that none of those founding fathers
这种权利会逐渐渗透到
ever thought would trickle down
像我们这样的一对异教♥徒♥手中
to a couple of heathens like us,
可那是他们的错
but then that's their fault.
我们被洗劫了
We're getting robbed blind!
那是件新夹克吗伊恩
Is that a new jacket, Ian?
是啊
Yeah.
你哪来的钱从收银台拿的吗
Where'd you get the money-- the register?
背着我在干什么勾当
There anything going on behind my back?
没有
No.
四台监控摄像覆盖了每一♥平♥方英寸
Four cameras, every square inch covered.
从现在起我就是侦察卫星
From now on, I am the eye in the sky.
瞧瞧
Ooh, look,
我又找到了一个盒子
I found another box.
天啊咱们来看看里面有什么
My gosh, let's see what's in here.
好的
Okay.
手指画
Oh, finger paints.
我们一定得玩玩这个
We definitely have to do that.
咱们再看看还有什么
And let's see, what else do we have?
你更喜欢哪一个
Ooh, which one do you like better--
小婴儿还是妓♥女♥
the baby or the whore?
哪一个小宝宝
Which one, sweet baby?
妓♥女♥ 好吧
The whore, okay.
看看这个
Look at that.
是凯伦的简易烤炉玩具
It's Karen's Easy-Bake Oven.
天啊
My gosh.
今晚要和谁见面啊
What is this meeting tonight?
你加入了"性瘾者匿名会"或是类似的组织吗
You join Sex Addicts Anonymous or something?
是和一个社工我们要收养一个小孩
It's with a social worker. We're getting a foster kid.
我以为你不想要孩子
I thought you didn't want kids.
一个月给三百八十四块
$384 a month.
你准备好了吗
You ready for it?
那可够你忙的
It's lots of work.
小凯真的很想要个孩子
Kev really wants a kid.
我说服他在我们有孩子之前先租一个试试
I convinced him to rent before we own.
你能不能同时把弗兰克也从我手上接过去
Yeah, can you take Frank off my hands while you're at it?
他真的在卡尔的名下订了十二瓶奥斯葡萄酒
He really ordered 12 bottles of Oxy under Carl's name?
声称他是个癌症晚期病人
Claimed he was a terminal cancer patient.
他用黛比的名字买♥♥手♥枪♥
He's got Debbie buying handguns.
天啊他把自己的人生搞砸已经足够了
Christ, it's enough he screws up his own life.
让我们置身事外吧