公园与游憩（2009）

Parks and Recreation S03E13

Part 5 Jan. 27, 2024, 11:45 a.m.

我只希望所有人都知道
I just want everybody to know that.
谢谢你 Dennis
Thank you, Dennis.
但我们不能让你回来工作
But we can't give you your job back.
你们听起来就像她的口气
You sound just like her.
这也太不愉快了 - 是啊
That was unpleasant. - Yeah.
好吧下一个是谁
All right, who's next?
你来了啊
You came.
是的我得到了点鼓励
Yeah, I had some encouragement.
你的毛衣内外穿反了
Your sweater's on inside out.
前后也是
And backwards.
今天早上很难熬
It's been a tough morning.
很多的后悔和羞愧
Lots of regret and shame.
那应该是蛇汁的官方宣传词
That should be the official slogan for Snake Juice.
嗯这个委员会想问
Well, this committee would like to ask
这位候选人可不可以原谅某个
if you are the kind of candidate who could forgive someone
表现得完全混♥蛋♥的人
after they've behaved like a complete jackass?
这位候选人可以
This candidate could,
尤其是这位候选人也表现得像个混♥蛋♥
especially because this candidate also behaved like a total jackass.
请别担心委员会完全理解
Please, don't worry about it. The committee totally understands.
然后我可以讲讲我应征这个职位的资质
Also, I can talk about my qualifications for this position.
但首先我得找个垃圾桶大吐一场
But first, I am gonna go throw up in a wastebasket.
介意我加入你吗 - 不介意
Would you mind if I joined you? - Not at all.
我们走吧
Shall we?
Ann第二天来了和Chris进行了第二场面试
Ann came in the next day and had a second interview with Chris.
好的 - 当然她搞定了
Great. - She nailed it, of course.
但她不想完全离开现在这份工作
But she doesn't want to totally leave her job.
所以他们做了约定
So they struck up a deal.
她在市政厅兼♥职♥工作
She works at City Hall part-time,
而每周两天她依然可以做世界上最好的护士
and two days a week, she still gets to be the greatest nurse in the world.
双赢
Win-win.
我们需要记得生活中重要的东西
We need to remember what's important in life.
前进
朋友华夫饼和工作
Friends, waffles, and work.
或者华夫饼朋友工作这不重要
Or waffles, friends, work. It doesn't matter.
但工作排第三
But work is third.
所以听着疯狂Ira 听听这个好吧
So listen, Crazy Ira, check this out, okay?
我昨晚在这个俱乐部玩酷叫蛇洞酒吧
I'm at this club last night just killing it, the Snakehole Lounge.
哦是哦那是个同性恋酒吧吧
Oh, yeah, is that a gay club?
什么啊
Hello?
闭嘴蠢驴不是吧大哥
Shut up, ass. Come on, man.
所以我在舞池里跟这个超辣的妞跳舞
So I'm dancing on the floor with this super-hot chick.
我好饥渴哦
Me so horny.
更像个男的吧我猜
More like a dude, I bet.
啥情况啊
Hello?
你口哨湿了吗
Did you wet your whistle?
我也想 - 我喜欢哦
I wish. - Me likey.
不不不不她整晚都在和她朋友聊天
No, no, no, no. She spent the whole night talking to her friend,
吵啥感受什么的
arguing about their feelings.
那是我诶
That's me!
谁知道呢她可能是个拉拉吧
Who knows? She's probably a lesbian.
她俩一起在卫生间呆了好久啊
They were in the bathroom a long time.