公园与游憩（2009）
Parks and Recreation S03E08
Part 2
Jan. 27, 2024, 11:45 a.m.
DJ Roomba's in the mix.
感觉甚至不像是露营
It's like I'm not even camping.
这实际上是个狗沙发
This is actually a dog couch,
但是它超级舒服
but it's super comfortable.
April喜欢露营对我十分重要
It's really important to me that April loves camping.
所以 我提前去建好了终极露营爱之巢
So, I went ahead and set up the ultimate campsite love nest.
包含有美丽的星光
Complete with beautiful starlight.
我们有香槟 还有玫瑰花瓣
We got champagne. Also, rose petals.
你可以看到 它们闻起来棒极了
As you can see, they smell terrific.
我们需要大点子 现在就要 谁先来
We need big ideas, and we need 'em now. Who wants to go first?
我提议我们把从丰收节赚到的所有钱
I propose that we take all the money we made from the Harvest Festival
返还给市民们
and return it to the citizens.
所以 每人能分到多少
So, how much would that be per person?
大概83分钱
About 83 cents.
每户
Per household.
不含邮费
Before postage.
搞定了吗
Are we done?
Jay-Z Lil Wayne和Drake有什么共同点
What do Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, and Drake all have in common?
哦 我知道这个 他们都是缩唱歌♥手
Oh, I know this one. They are all rappists.
他们都是强♥奸♥犯
哦我的天 他们是说唱歌♥手 Jerry
Oh, my God. They're rappers, Jerry.
他们的共同点是没有人在Pawnee演出过 为什么呢
And what they have in common is none of them have ever performed in Pawnee. Why?
因为我们没有合适的演唱会场地
Because we don't have an adequate concert venue.
直到现在
Until now.
Pawnee 露天竞技场
The Pawnee Amphitheater.
那大概要花多少钱
How much would that cost?
没那么多 两亿 三亿刀吧
Not that much. $200, $300 million.
对哦 - 很棒
Right. - Great.
豪华狗公园
Luxury dog park.
你想跟我们多讲讲吗
Do you want to tell us any more?
仅限贵宾 禁止拉屎
Poodles only. No pooping.
嘿 你在哪
Hey. Where are you?
我在这啊 你在哪
I'm here. Where are you?
我们在主入口里面 靠近那个写着"Pawnee露营地"的标志那
We're inside the main entrance, near the sign that says "Pawnee Campground."
哦 我在一个完全不同的地方
Oh, I'm in a totally different place.
所以我们互相才看不见
That's why we can't see each other.
天啊 Andy
My God, Andy,
我甚至都不想呆在这儿
I don't even wanna be here.
空气太新鲜了 很恶心 我没法呼吸了
The air is too fresh. It's disgusting. I can't breathe.
旁边哪有条小溪不停地流水 闭嘴啦
There's a brook somewhere that won't stop babbling. Shut up!
亲爱的 坚持住 我会到的
Sweetheart. Just hold tight and I'll be there.
嗯 April在这里
Well, April is right here.
而我在这里某个地方
And I am down here somewhere.
我们要只是投资呢
How about we just invest the money?
每年赚4%
Make 4% a year.
你知道 给这个城市设立个挺好的小型储备金
You know, set up a nice little nest egg for the city.
你们觉得呢
What do you think?
《Family Matters》中的黑人书呆角色
这主意真棒 谢谢了 白人书呆子
Great idea. Thanks, white Urkel.
好吧 可能不是个最性感的点子 但这很聪明啊
All right. Maybe it's not the sexiest idea, Tom, but it's smart.
你还在这干什么啊 丰收节都结束了
What are you even still doing here? Harvest Festival is over.
你不是该回到Indianapolis吗
Shouldn't you be back in Indianapolis?
嘿 Ben帮助我们启动丰收节
Hey. Ben helped us launch the Harvest Festival,
他也知道Chris的思路
and he knows how Chris's mind works.
他是我们队伍有价值的成员
And he's a valuable asset to the team.
谢谢
Thank you.
April还没说她的主意呢 April
April has not presented her idea. April?
我没想到任何点子 - 为什么
I didn't come up with anything. - Why?
因为 我知道不管我们想到什么都不会足够好
Because I know that whatever we come up with isn't gonna be good enough anyway,
我们只会用你的主意的
and we're just gonna go with your idea.
她说到点上了
She's got a point.
Leslie 告诉我们你的点子 然后我就能回我的穹顶了
Leslie, just tell us what your idea is so I can go back to the Thunderdome.
那是我帐篷的名字
That's what I'm calling my tent.
我对你们所有人真的很失望
I am really disappointed in all of you.
你们知道 整个镇都在看着我们
You know, the whole town is looking at us right now.
而你们让他们失望了
And you're letting 'em down.
休息一小时吧 整理一下你们的脑子
Take an hour. Go clear your heads
看看能不能想到我们真正能用的点子
and see if you can come up with a real idea that we can use.
还有 看看你们是不是有兴趣对这个部门做出贡献
And also, see if you're interested in contributing to this department.
在此之后 我再来说我的点子
Then, after that, I will tell you my idea.
哇 你真给他们下狠手啊
Wow. You really let 'em have it.
嗯 我也没有选择了 我不想告诉他们我的点子
Well, I had no choice. I didn't wanna tell them my idea.
为什么呢 - 因为我没有点子
Why not? - Because I don't have one.
我没有主意了 Ann
I don't have an idea, Ann.
我好完蛋啊 Ann
I'm so screwed, Ann.
会议就在明天了 而我什么都没有
The meeting is tomorrow, and I don't have anything.
为何不就吧我家后面的公园建起来呢
Why not just build the park on the lot behind my house?
Chris希望这个新项目能创造收入
Chris wants the new project to generate revenue.
你办公室里那些文件夹呢
What about those binders in your office?
那些装满的都是小点子
They're filled with small ideas.
我们需要一个大的 有意思的点子
We need a big, juicy idea.
我太绝望了 我甚至把我的梦想日记拿来了
I'm so desperate, I even brought in my dream journal,
希望它能启发我
hoping it would inspire me.
"我嫁给了外星人Alf 我们还挺幸福"
"I married ALF and we're pretty happy."
听起来挺好的 - 是啊
That sounds nice. - It was.
好的 听着 你很聪明又有创意 还有才华
Okay, listen to me. You are smart and creative and talented,
你会没事的 - 可能你是对的吧
and you're gonna be fine. - You're probably right.
我只需要一个小时 好主意自己会来的
I just need an hour and it'll come to me.
喂
Hello?
Andy 你必须来救我
Andy, you have to save me.
我和我上班的人一起露营啊
I'm camping with people I work with.
喂 April
Hello. April.
喂
Hello?
像我一样原地转圈吧
Walk around in circles like I am.
帮助电♥话♥三角定位信♥号♥♥
Help triangulate the phone call.
喂
Hello?
等等 我试着爬到高地上去
Hang on. I'm gonna try to get to higher ground.
我找到些刺了
I found some thorns.
我是说 是的 我的女儿可能觉得以自己的年纪
I mean, yes, my daughter might think she is old enough
可以和她男朋友处于性活跃状态了
to be sexually active with her boyfriend.
但抱歉 16岁啊
But I'm sorry, 16,
这么早上节育手段还是太年轻了
that just seems too young to be on birth control.
你知道 Gayle夺走我处子身的时候我24岁
You know, I was 24 when Gayle took my virginity.
要么我们 还是 安静地 站在这儿
What say we just stand here in silence
想想 一些项目的 点子
and think of ideas for projects?
你知道我该做什么吗
You know what I should do?
我该去开一个少年禁欲讲习班
I should lead a teen abstinence workshop.
那可能会 极其的有效
That might be incredibly effective.
嘿 Tom
Hey, Tom.
一秒钟 我正在做头部按♥摩♥呢
One second. I'm just in the middle of a head massage.
嗯 这是个好的停止点 咋啦
Well, that's a good stopping point. What's up?
呃...
Uh...
你想和我交换讨论点子吗
You wanna bounce some ideas off each other?
这有个更好的点子 要不我交换位置到我的狗沙发上
Here's a better idea. How about I bounce my way over to my dog couch
然后看一点点《顶级大厨》第六季呢
and watch a little Season Six of Top Chef?
好吧
All right.
我知道Leslie看起来不开心
I know Leslie seems upset.
但事实上 她在这方面比我们强得不是一星半点
But the truth is, she's better than us at this stuff by a thousand miles.
所以 其实没有意义的 来点奶酪火锅吗
So, there's really no point. Care for some fondue?
行啊
Yeah.
嘿 你是怎么付得起这些东西的
Hey. How do you afford all this stuff?
我就在下一天退货 称有缺陷
I just return it the next day and claim it was defective.
关键就是使劲哭
The key is crying a lot.
没人喜欢看成年男人哭
No one likes to hear a grown man cry.
"然后 我的手不小心伸进压三明治机里去了"
"And then, my hand accidentally went in the panini press!"
嘿 你想散个步吗
Hey. You wanna go for a walk?
行啊
Yeah.
哇 这天空可真美
Wow. The sky is really beautiful.
是Sweetums工厂的污染造成的 美极了
It's pollution from the Sweetums factory. It's gorgeous,
但是带来的哮喘 值得吗
but is it worth the asthma?
不
No.
Ben 这个新项目的点子
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