公园与游憩（2009）

Parks and Recreation S03E12

Part 2 Jan. 27, 2024, 11:45 a.m.

Look at that.
让我好好看看
Let me get a closer look.
所以我们来说说Lafayette公园
So let's talk about Lafayette Park.
哦是的栅栏
Oh, yes. The fence.
我只是想保护我们的孩子
I'm only trying to protect our children.
别啊 Lindsay 你不是这样的
Come on, Lindsay, this isn't you.
我们以前在这一起工作的时候
When we used to work here together,
都热爱公园是给所有人的这个事实啊
we loved the fact that parks were for everyone.
这才是让公园这么棒的原因
That's what makes them so great.
你知道什么才算真的棒吗
You know what's really great?
私有的不是给所有人准备的公园
A private park that's not for everyone.
哇的天 - 你在乎什么呢
Wowsers. - What do you care?
就是个小烂公园而已
It's just a crappy little park.
嗯有人曾经跟我说过
Well, someone once told me
没有小公园
that there's no such thing as small parks,
只有小点子
just small ideas.
是么
Hmm.
那个有人
And that someone
是这个女人
was this woman.
你想拿就拿吧我有很多份还有底片
You can take it if you want. I have many copies and the negatives.
我也有JPEG电子档
And I have a JPEG.
栅栏不会拆的
The fence stays up.
Lindsay 如果我们... - 亲爱的
Lindsay, if we... - Sweetie,
我以最和善的方式跟你讲
and I mean this in the nicest possible way,
Pawnee是也一直会是一个肮脏的小噩梦
Pawnee is and always will be a dirty, little nightmare
而你永远无法从中醒来
from which you will never wake up.
但见到你还是很好
But it was good seeing you.
啥我可没在睡着我醒着呢
What? I'm not asleep. I'm awake.
我可清醒了我还要一直盯着你呢
I'm wide awake, and I got my eyes on you.
这是我当时如果想到会说的话
That's what I would've said if I had thought of it in the moment.
我实际上说了啥
What did I say instead?
周二
哇这是他们开公共论♥坛♥的地方吗
Wow! This is where they have their public forums?
是啊也没那么好
Yeah, it's not that great.
他们有代客泊车啊
They had a valet.
是的 Eagleton比Pawnee好
Yes, Eagleton is nicer than Pawnee.
而且是的因为他们的纸杯蛋糕工厂
And, yes, because of their cupcake factory,
空气永远闻起来像香草味
the air always smells like vanilla.
哦是的哇
Oh, yeah. Wow.
但他们的人们不是天生就比我们强
But their people are not inherently better than our people.
他们唯一能打败我们的就是预期寿命
The only thing they beat us in is life expectancy,
选美比赛以及人均收入谁在乎呢
beauty pageants, and average income. Who cares?
仿事实预警
Factoid alert.
Eagleton是以前的Pawnee人们建立的
Eagleton was founded by former Pawneeans.
Pawnee成立于1817年5月
Pawnee was established in May of 1817.
而到了7月
And by July,
觉得气味难闻土壤很难维持
finding the smell unpleasant and the soil untenable,
所有的有钱人都疏散到Eagleton了
all the wealthy people evacuated to Eagleton.
你们好啊 Pawnee
Hello, Pawnee.
欢迎来到我们的公共论♥坛♥
Welcome to our public forum.
嗨我是Thomas Montgomery Haverford
Hi, I'm Thomas Montgomery Haverford.
好吧 - 嗯行头不错
Okay. - Well, nice outfit.
怎么你是刚从马厩回来的吗
What, did you just come from the stables?
是的我刚刚在马厩
Yes. I was just at the stables.
看起来你努力工作很久了啊
You look like you've been working hard.
你现在简直是一头乱发啊
You have a million fly-aways right now.
你需要借一面镜子或者一本自我帮助的书吗
Would you like to borrow a mirror or a self-help book?
我不需要
I would not.
我需要你放下你傲慢的态度 Lindsay
I would like you to get off your high horse, Lindsay.
我需要你从你的高马上下来
这是双关
Pun intended.
你知道如果我接受了你的工作
You know if I had your job,
现在那里就不会有栅栏了吧
there would be no fence there.
嗯你没接受我的工作因为你知道你搞不定啊
Well, you don't have my job because you knew you couldn't handle it.
论♥坛♥要开始了
The forum is beginning.
我们有一点点Eagleton事务要处理
We've got a little bit of Eagleton business,
然后我再来介绍你们 - 好
and then I'll introduce you. - Great.
看看这里的人都多漂亮啊
Look how pretty the people are.
嘿 Ron
Hey, Ron.
你家周围的街边停车情况如何
How's the street parking at your house?
什么
What?
你能有位置停下比如 20辆车或者一辆双层派对巴士吗
Can you handle, like, 20 cars or a double-decker party bus?
我房♥子旁边没有街边停车
There is no street parking at my house.
我房♥子都不在街上
My house is not even on a street.
你有位置放比如一顶巨大的马戏团帐篷吗
Do you have space for, like, a huge circus tent?
嘿 Ron 你看见...搞什么鬼啊
Hey, Ron. Have you seen... What the hell?
不
No!
哦
Oh!
哎呀看起来给寿星的气球没有了
Well, looks like there won't be any balloons for the birthday boy.
这些是给医院一个生病孩子的
These were for a sick child at the hospital.
去我办公室现在
My office, now.
我又不为你工作 - 我不在乎
I don't work for you. - Don't care.
选哪个呢选哪个呢
Decisions, decisions.
我觉得我来个牛肝菌配波辛奶酪吧拜托您了
I think I'm gonna go with the porcini mushrooms and boursin, s'il vous plaît.
...Eagleton-Pawnee栅栏的危害比益处大得多
...that the Eagleton-Pawnee fence does a lot more harm than it does good.
大家好我是Bertram Rolands Eagleton公民
Hello. I'm Bertram Rolands, citizen of Eagleton.
无意冒犯 Knope女士
With all due respect, Ms. Knope,
你们就不能把你们那侧的公园打扫干净
can't you just clean up your side of the park,
装一些新器材吗
put some new equipment there?
嗯我们也很想那样
Well, we would love to do that,
但不幸的是现在钱很紧张
but, unfortunately, money is tight right now.
大家好我是Christine Porter
Hello. I'm Christine Porter.
我想恭敬地说我支持建栅栏
I want to respectfully say that I'm in favor of the fence.
我把它当做是种对Pawnee的惩罚
I see it as a kind of punishment for Pawnee
我觉得可能会启发你们镇清理你们的行为
that might inspire your town to clean up its act.
嗯我想恭敬地说
Well, I would like to respectfully say
任何孩子应该能在任何公园里玩耍
that any child should be able to play in any park,
不论财富和地位
regardless of wealth or status.
总之这位是Joey Plunkett
Anyway, this is Joey Plunkett.
Joey 向观众们挥手吧
Joey, wave to the audience.
哦但你不能因为你爬栅栏时摔断了胳膊
Oh, you can't, because you broke your arm climbing that fence.
我可以挥这条胳膊 - 不你不行
I can wave with this arm. - No, you can't.
你的两条胳膊都摔坏了
Both your arms are broken.
无意冒犯我认识那个男孩子
All due respect, I recognize that boy.
他被抓到给Eagleton孩子卖♥♥烟花
He was caught selling fireworks to Eagleton kids.
嗯更无意冒犯
Well, with more due respect,
我们镇好多男孩子都这么做
a lot of boys do that in our town.
你们没法确定就是他
You cannot be sure that he is the one.
这是个我们能如何帮助你们的完美例子
This is a perfect example of how we're going to help you.
这杯敬你 Joey 还有你妈妈
Here's to you, Joey, and your mother
还有每一位可能有光明未来的Pawnee市民
and to every Pawnee citizen who might have a bright future
只要他们从根本上改变自己的一切
if they fundamentally change everything about themselves.
感谢Leslie Knope - 我还没说完呢
Thanks to Leslie Knope. - I'm not done.
她是不是倾尽全力了啊
Isn't she trying her hardest?
太可爱又太好了
So cute and so good.
我只问你一次
I'm only gonna ask you this once.
我生日会发生什么
What is going on with my birthday?
我的天 Ron 是你的生日啊
Oh, my God. Ron, it's your birthday.
生日快乐 - 闭上你该死的嘴
Happy Birthday. - Shut your damn mouth.
这次聊天真愉快
This is a fun conversation.
只用告诉我Leslie计划了什么
Just tell me what Leslie is planning.
实话说我不知道我什么都没听说
Honestly, I don't know. I haven't heard anything.
为何不告诉我上次你生日她安排了什么呢
Why don't you tell me what she did for your last birthday?
哦这那次可太刺♥激♥了
Oh, well, that was intense.
她彻底地给了我个惊喜
She totally surprised me.
她从医院绑♥架♥我出去
She kidnapped me from work,
然后带我去那个地方 Vega先生
and then she took me to that place, Señor Vega's,
你知道有墨西哥街头乐队出来
you know, where the mariachi band comes out.
在你头上戴一顶巨型阔边帽然后所有人合唱"生日快乐"
They put a big sombrero on you, and then everybody sings "Happy Birthday"?
该死
Damn it.
然后我们回到我家
And then we went back to my house,
她邀请了基本上我认识的所有人