糟糕历史（2009）

Horrible Histories S05E12

Part 6 Jan. 2, 2021, 3:18 p.m.

一起把这个世界变得*
*Together we made the world
有一点可怕*
*A little bit grim
我们是历史*
*We're History
生活黯淡啊*
*Could be fairly dim
罗马建设道路*
*We Romans brought you roads
公共医疗系统*
*And public medicine
角斗士不停战斗*
*A Gladiator fighting
失败命丧狮口*
*Feeding men to lions
还有烧死基♥督♥徒*
*Burning Christians, that kind of thing, you know
接下来是中世纪*
*Then came the Middle Ages
撒克逊诺曼维京和凯尔特人*
*Saxons, Normans, Vikings, Celts
充满入侵的时光*
*A time of invasion
封建制度和饥荒*
*Feudalism, famine
黑死病腹股沟腺炎和伤痕*
*Black death, bubos and welts
1066年哈罗德想阻止*
*1066 saw Harold in a fix
[英格兰最后一位盎格鲁撒克逊国王]
威廉征服天下*
*As William conquered all
[征服者威廉即英格兰王威廉一世]
结果一败涂地*
*What was the bettin'
[哈罗德在黑斯廷战役中战败并丧生]
弓箭射进眼里*
*An arrow in his retina
最终身亡落马*
*Would lead to his downfall
我们是历史*
*We're History
带来侵略和冲突*
*We brought invasion and strife
我们袭击了修道院*
*We attacked monasteries
喊着"交出所有金钱"*
*Said, "Give us gold, please"
再让你一命呜呼*
*Then we took your life
十字军意味着屠♥杀♥*
*Our crusades meant slaughter
扫平前进的道路*
*Wherever we'd go
我们是历史*
*We're History
美好吗绝不*
*Was it pretty? No
都铎斯图亚特乔治*
*Tudor Stuart Georgian
君主一代一代*
*Monarchs next in line
科学艺术得到发展*
*Brought progress in science and art
还有砍头烧死和内战*
*Also beheadings, burnings, civil war
经济萌芽作为开端*
*Breed an economy, for a start
我们是历史*
*We're History
带来瘟疫和疾病*
*We gave you plague and disease
环游世界发现印加*
*Travelled, found the Incans
转瞬之间传播天花*
*Spread smallpox in a blink and
使其屈服开始殖民*
*Brought them to their knees
狗猫法国人是罪魁*
*Dogs, cats and the French blamed
将瘟疫传播*
*For plague along the way
我们是历史*
*We're History
不那么欢乐*
*Not such happy days
维多利亚科技*
*Victorian technology
与贫穷联♥系♥紧密*
*Went hand-in-hand with poverty
孩子们上烟囱还要下矿井*
*Kids up chimneys and down mines
世界确实取得进步*
*Improvements to the world did pick up
除了几个重大失误*
*Despite some violent hiccups
二战中百万人丧失了生命*
*Two World Wars, millions died
我们是历史*
*We're History
我们的时代恶臭血淋淋*
*Our times smelly and gory
我们把你来统治*
*We reigned over you
人人都要遵圣旨*
*And told you what to do
就是这样的事情*
*And that is this story
你可能会狡辩*
*Thought we were amazing
觉得我们很好*
*Though you may quibble
我们是历史*
*We're history
把它搞得很糟糕*
*And we made it horrible
我们是历史*
*We're History
夸张故事残暴行为*
*Tall tales, atrocious acts
我们有最吓人的真♥相♥*
*we gave you all the fearsome facts
真♥相♥丑陋不加修饰*
*The ugly truth, no glam or glitz
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Then go to the CBBC Website and click on the link.
那里见咯
See you there.
历史不再是个谜*
*The past is no longer a mystery
但愿你喜欢糟糕历史*
*Hope you enjoyed Horrible Histories