糟糕历史（2009）
Horrible Histories S05E06
Part 2
Jan. 2, 2021, 3:16 p.m.
在各类魔法中都是很宝贵的配方
is a valued ingredient in all sorts of magic.
神秘的神灵 让我的狗狗复活吧
Mystical spirits, bring my dog back to life!
可能不该把胆囊取出来
Probably shouldn't have taken his gall bladder out.
将新罗马狗狗的血
And the blood from New Roman Dog
新罗马狗狗
涂在你家的门槛下
placed under the threshold of your house
会使恶灵远离
will keep away evil spirits.
抱歉 老兄 我们有狗血 去下一家吧
Sorry, mate. We've got dog's blood! Try next door.
看见没
See?
今天就买♥♥只新罗马狗狗吧
So get your New Roman Dog today.
新罗马狗狗
没买♥♥的话 你会后悔得汪汪叫的
You'd be barking mad not to.
本广♥告♥制♥作♥过程中 没有狗狗受到伤害
别担心 狗狗没事
And don't worry, the dog's fine.
加文 不要离开我
Never leave me, Gavin!
罗马人还相信
Romans also believed that,
如果你被疯狗咬了
if you'd been bitten by a mad dog,
咬你那只狗的皮毛
then you could be cured by using the hair of the dog
可以治好你
that bit you.
但是 谁也不知道怎样在
Though just how you're meant to get a hair off the mad dog
不二次被咬的前提下从疯狗身上拔毛
without getting bitten again is anyone's guess.
是的 罗马人对某些疯狂疗法深信不疑
Yes, those Romans believed in some pretty crazy cures.
加图宅邸 公元前170年
请进
Ah! Come in.
谢谢
Thank you.
我来是想请教一下罗马智者
I seek the wisdom of the wisest Roman of all,
马尔库斯·波尔基乌斯·加图
Marcus Porcius Cato,
尊敬的战士 政♥治♥家 思想者
revered soldier, esteemed statesman and venerated thinker.
还是卷心菜农民 有什么问题
And cabbage farmer. What's the problem?
我想请您为我的儿子治病
Well, I'm looking for a cure for my ill son.
是的 他看起来有点憔悴
Mm, yes. He does look a bit peaky.
他颈部腺体肿大
Yes, his glands are up around his neck.
你知道什么最有效吧 卷心菜
Well, you know what's good for that don't you? A cabbage.
吃了它 孩子 很快就会消肿
Get that down you, boy. That'll soon stop the swelling.
我觉得这可能不管用
Ah, see, I'm not sure that's going to work.
他看起来还出了很多汗
Oh, it looks like he's got the sweats, too.
卷心菜能帮他降温
Cabbage should cool him down.
事实上 我不确定
Ah! Actually, I'm not sure...
加图坚信卷心菜是万能药
最佳药方
Best thing for it. Ah!
那什么 也许我不该来
Do you know, I don't think this was actually a very good idea?
他的颈部瘙痒吗
Ooh! Has he got a rash on his neck?
饭后一颗卷心菜 能有效止痒
To get rid of that, take one cabbage after every meal.
早餐
Breakfast,
午餐
lunch,
晚餐
dinner.
睡前再来一颗 帮助入眠
And one before you go to bed. Help you get off to sleep.
人人都知道 卷心菜治疗失眠有奇效
Everyone knows that cabbages are good for insomnia.
还是先这样吧 我们走了
I think we're actually going to leave it there.
你等等
Ooh, hey now!
你在质疑卷心菜的神奇药效吗
Are you casting doubt on the wonder drug powers of the cabbage?
没错
Yes, I am.
我认为罗马所有的好医生
And I think all of the great medics of Rome
都会同意我的观点
would share that opinion.
他们都是蠢蛋
Well, they're idiots!
对于我儿子而言
And in the case of my son,
他们强烈建议远离卷心菜
we were strongly advised against cabbages.
天哪 他们为什么这么说
Why in Jupiter's name would they do that?
他过敏
He's allergic
对卷心菜
to cabbages.
我有办法治
I think I have a cure for that.
汤
Soup.
热乎乎的卷心菜汤
Hot cabbage soup.
我这就去做一锅
I'll go and make us up a pot.
掉了一个
You dropped one.
不好意思 都是光吃卷心菜闹的
Yeah, sorry about that. It's all the cabbages I've been eating.
华丽的乔治王朝
在乔治时代 如果参加晚宴的宾客们
In Georgian times guests at a dinner party
想要小便 以下哪种行为被认为是正常的
would think it was noamal behaviour to do what when theu needed a wee?
A 去外面尿
A: Wee outside
B 在餐厅里尿
B: Wee in the dining room
C 忍♥着回家尿
Or C: Hold it until they got home
正确答案是B
The answer is B.
他们留在餐厅
They stayed in the dining room
一边尿在小壶里 一边继续聊天
and weed in a potty, while still joining in the conversation.
是的 乔治时代的晚宴可能相当奇葩
Yes, Georgian dinner parties really could be pretty strange.
《乔治版与我共宴》前情提要
Previously on Georgian Come Dine With Me...
乔治三世为大家端出一盘树枝
George III served up a plate of branches...
第一天
欢迎来到我的餐厅
Welcome to my dining room.
谁想来一块我的牛排树结出的牛排
Now, who wants a steak from my beef tree?
全世界这么多爹 我怎么就摊上这么个爹
Of all the fathers in all the world, he had to be mine.
乔治三世相信能种出牛排树
摄政王的朋友 著名的花♥花♥公♥子♥蒲鲁马
Friend of the Prince Regent and famous dandy, Beau Brummel,
第二天
没时间提供任何食物
didn't have time to serve anything at all,
但同往常一样漂亮
but looked absolutely gorgeous
因为他花了五个小时梳妆打扮
after taking his usual five hours to get dressed.
公子哥蒲鲁马的确花五个小时着装
我不敢相信
I don't believe it!
我的一只袖子比另一只长一毫米
One of my cuffs is a millimetre longer than the other!
你们介意我换一件吗
Do you chaps mind if I change?
介意
Yes!
著名旅行家 外科医生
And famous traveller, surgeon
兼企业家 迪安·穆♥罕♥默♥德♥
and entrepreneur, Dean Mahomet,
第三天
带大家到伦敦第一家印度餐厅
brought the others to the first-ever Indian restaurant in London,
他们品尝了难得的名为咖喱的美食
where they experienced a rare treat called curry.
迪安·穆♥罕♥默♥德♥开了英国第一家咖喱餐厅
恐怕对英国人来说口味略重
I fear the taste may be a little strong for the British palate.
估计不会有很多人喜欢吃
It's unlikely to find many fans over here.
你还吃不吃了
Are you going to finish that?
第四天 客人还在路上的时候
It's day four, and with his guests on the way,
第四天
摄政王 也就是未来的乔治四世走进厨房♥
the Prince Regent and future George IV heads down to the kitchen.
但他给厨师带来了一些坏消息
But he's got some bad news for his chef.
基本上 众人爱戴的王子负债累累
Basically, everyone's favourite Prince is horribly in debt,
因此今晚 就上些最基本的东西好了
so tonight, if you could just give us the absolute basic minimum.
-好的 -六十道最上乘的欧洲佳肴
- OK. - 60 courses of the finest European cuisine.
摄政王因提供六十道菜而闻名
钱少就得勒紧裤腰带
Got to tighten one's belt while the money's short.
皇室财产还控制在我爹手里
And Dad's still got control of the royal purse.
就我这人品 老疯子估计把那东西吃了
Knowing my luck, he's probably eaten it.
乔治的私人主厨是明星厨师
George's personal cook is celebrity chef, Antonin Careme,
发明时髦菜品的安东尼·卡莱姆
the man who invented haute cuisine.
是的 安东尼曾为很多大人物效过力
Yes, Antonin's worked for all the greats -
我 拿破仑 俄♥国♥沙皇
me, Napoleon, The Tsar of Russia...
还有我
and me.
好食物其实很简单
Good food can be very simple.
尝尝我的鱼肉香菇馅饼
Take my vol-au-vents.
那我就动手啦
Don't mind if I do.
面包屑 蘑菇 肉豆蔻
Breadcrumbs, mushrooms, nutmeg,
奶油 龙虾尾
cream, lobster tails,
鸡肉冻 牛乳腺 羔羊腺 绵羊脑
chicken jellies, calves' udders, lambs' glands, sheep's brain.
真实菜谱
是的 没有绵羊脑的菜
Yes, what simple dish isn't complete
怎么好意思说自己是简单菜品
without a bit of sheep's brain?
感觉乔治不太喜欢
Don't think George likes it.
摄政王的客人们已就坐准备用餐
The Prince Regent's guests have arrived and are ready to eat,
但乔治王没法儿停放
although King George is having trouble
他的隐形袋鼠
parking his invisible kangaroo.
袋鼠乖乖 停下来
Woo-hoo, kangaroo! Down, boy!
和平时一样 这顿饭走的是法兰西路线
As usual, the meal is served a la Francaise,
也就是说所有东西放在桌子上
which means put everything on the table
能抢到什么就吃什么
and grab whatever you possibly can.
给我留点儿
Oi! Save some for me!
淡定 乔治 有六十道菜呢
Chillax, George! There are 60 courses.
《乔治版与我共宴》结果揭晓
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