糟糕历史（2009）
Horrible Histories S05E02
Part 1
Jan. 2, 2021, 3:15 p.m.
恐怖都铎 华丽乔治*
*Terrible Tudors, gorgeous Georgians
卑劣斯图亚特 邪恶维多利亚*
*Slimy Stuarts, vile Victorians
悲惨战役 凶残争斗*
*Woeful wars, ferocious fights
昏暗古堡 英勇骑士*
*Dingy castles, daring knights
恐怖难以言表*
*Horrors that defy description
凶狠凯尔特 可怕古埃及*
*Cut-throat Celts, awful Egyptians
凶残维京 冷血罪行 远古的惩罚*
*Vicious Vikings, cruel crimes, punishment from ancient times
罗马人 堕落恶心又冷血*
*Romans, rotten, rank, and ruthless
穴居人 野蛮残酷不长牙*
*Caveman, savage, fierce and toothless
绝妙古希腊 聪明大圣人*
*Groovy Greeks, brainy sages
卑鄙又卑微 就是中世纪*
*Mean and measly Middle Ages
血腥故事无限多*
*Gory stories we do that
且听鼠君对你说*
*And your host a talking rat
历史不再是个谜*
*The past is no longer a mystery
欢迎收看*
*Welcome to
第五季 第二集
糟糕历史
卑劣的斯图亚特王朝
在斯图亚特王朝 出行可能非常危险
Travelling around in Stuart Britain can be very dangerous.
我想我还是留在家里算了
I think I'll just stay at home.
亲爱的 非要吹吗
Darling, must you?
这能缓解我的紧张
It calms my nerves.
你也知道现在坐马车旅行有多危险
You know how dangerous coach travel can be nowadays,
路上都是拦路打劫的强盗
what with all the highwaymen on the road.
怎么回事
Oh, what was that?
估计只是碾到了个小坑
Just a rut in the road, I expect.
怎么回事
Oh, what was that?
只是树枝打中车顶
Just a branch hitting the roof.
又怎么了
What's happening?
我想只是停下喂马吧
Just a quick stop to feed the horses, I'd imagine.
这只是个强盗拿着上膛的手♥枪♥指着我们
And that's just a highwayman pointing a loaded pistol at us.
不许动 拿出来
Stand and deliver.
克劳德·杜瓦尔是在英格兰的法国强盗
我的意思是坐着别动 把东西交出来
By which I mean, stay seated and give me stuff.
我估计你们这种有钱夫妇
I reckon a couple of toffs like you
至少带有四十万的现金
carry at least 400,000 in cash
如果你们乖乖地交出来 就不需要
so if you hand it over calmly, there is no need to...
六孔竖笛 你会吹吗
A flageolet. Tell me, do you play?
-我会 -一起来吹吗
- I do indeed. - Shall we?
他确实与被他打劫的女士一起吹奏音乐
抱歉 确认一下 你还要抢劫我们吗
Sorry, just to check, are you still holding us up?
能遇见一位音乐家同行真好
You know it is so nice to meet a fellow musician.
-你知道《春季寒鸦》吗 -知道
- Do you know Jackdaws In Spring? - I do.
应该不会更诡异了...
Well, this couldn't get any weirder if it...
他还和她一起跳舞
我错了
My mistake.
真抱歉 扫了你们的兴
Yeah, look, sorry to be a party-pooper,
但能否回来继续打劫呢
but could we possibly get back to the hold-up?
我们六点吃晚饭
We have dinner at six.
当然 当然
Of course, of course.
刚才说到哪了 对了 持枪抢劫
Now where were we? Oh, yes, armed robbery.
既然你那么慷慨地
Now, since you are kind enough
让我和你才华横溢的妻子跳舞
to allow me to dance with your very talented wife.
过奖了
Oh, you!
我应该给你们打个折扣
I shall do a special knockdown rate.
他的确少抢了一些钱
我只抢一百镑好了 你们觉得怎么样
Say 100 pounds for the whole crime, what do you think?
你实在是太客气了
Oh, very decent of you.
没问题 小意思
Not a problem, least I can do.
-给 -谢谢
- There you are. - Ah! Thank you.
有没有想过投身音乐界
Have you ever considered getting into the music business?
没 悄悄说一句 我听说那圈特乱
No, between you and I, I hear it is full of crooks.
克劳德·杜瓦尔
What's the difference
与《舞动奇迹》有什么区别
between Claude Duval and Strictly Come Dancing?
[BBC的跳舞比赛真人秀节目]
一个是会跳舞的罪犯
One's a dancing criminal,
一个只有愚蠢的舞蹈
the other's got criminal dancing.
好了 随便你吧
All right, suit yourself.
克劳德·杜瓦尔最终被捕
When Claude Duval was eventually caught,
查理二世非常喜欢他 并设法释放他
Charles II liked him so much he tried to get him released.
但可怜的克劳德还是被绞死了
But poor Claude was hanged all the same.
可悲的二战
不靠谱武器 第92号♥
最高机密武器试验
在二战期间
During World War Two,
出现了各种又奇怪又不靠谱的新武器
all sorts of weird and unlikely new weapons were developed.
而其中的极品 当属蝙蝠炸♥弹♥
But none perhaps as weird and unlikely as the bat bomb.
最高机密
美国人想出了一个计划
Yes, the Americans came up with a plan
用胶水将燃♥烧♥弹♥粘在蝙蝠身上
to glue firebombs to bats
再把它们放到日本
and release them over Japan.
日本
想让这些蝙蝠栖息在日本木制建筑里
The idea was the bats would go and roost in Japanese wooden buildings
然后爆♥炸♥
and then explode
并引起城市大火
and set fire to their cities.
这本是个绝妙的计划
It was a brilliant plan.
只是有一个小小的问题
But there was just one slight problem.
一些蝙蝠炸♥弹♥逃脱了
Some of the bat bombs escaped...
回来 快回来 这是命令
Come back here, come back here now, that's an order!
把美国的空军基地炸得粉碎
And blew an American air base to pieces.
基本等于回到计划初期
It was very much back to the drawing board...
[drawing board有"计划初期"和"制图版"两个意思]
而制图版也被炸成粉碎
which had also been blown to pieces.
二战期间 英国空军司令部启用雷达
In World War Two, British Air Command started using radar
在晚上监测德国人的飞机
to see German planes at night.
但雷达是个秘密武器
But radar was a big secret.
为了防止德国人发现真♥相♥
So to stop the Germans finding out,
英国人编造了一个与众不同的托词
the British cooked up a rather unusual cover story.
继续
Carry on.
1940年8月 德国空军基地
-炸♥弹♥袭击怎么样了 -不是很好
- Well, how did the bombing raid go? - Not very well.
他被击落了
He got shot down.
又一次
Again!
什么 这种情况不断发生
What?! This keeps happening.
即使我们在夜晚袭击也一样
Even though we attack them at night.
是啊
I know.
他们好像有一种
It's as though they have some sort of
开创性的新技术
groundbreaking new technology
可以扫描空中的飞机
that allows them to scan the skies for aircraft
并在屏幕上标出我们的准确位置
and plot our exact position on some sort of screen.
就是这样
That is exactly what it's like,
知道我的间谍告诉我那是什么玩意吗
and do you know what my intelligence reports tell me it is?
是胡萝卜
Carrots.
他们训练胡萝卜扫描空中的飞机 然后
They have trained carrots to scan the sky for aircraft and...
不不不
No, no, no.
大量食用胡萝卜
Apparently, eating lots of carrots
可以提高人在黑暗中的视力
improves their ability to see in the dark.
所以即使我们夜袭 也会被他们发现
That is how they can see us even on night raids.
这也不是什么谣言 而是秘密外泄
And this is not some vile rumour, there is a leak.
是胡萝卜还是韭菜
Is it carrots or leeks?
[leak泄露和leek韭菜是同音词]
不不 有可靠消息来源
No, no, there is a source.
[source来源和sauce酱汁同音]
韭菜酱吗
A leek sauce?
不不 我们在英国空军部内部的线人
No, no, there is an informer inside the British Air Ministry
说他们通过进食大量的胡萝卜
who has let us know that it is eating lots of carrots
使得飞行员能在黑暗中看清楚
that allows their pilots to see in the dark.
英国人就是这么告诉德国人的
不会是幌子吗
Ja, could it not be a bluff?
如果是的话 那也是个周密的幌子
Well if it is, it's a very good bluff.
他们甚至开始告知英国民众
They have even started to tell the British people
吃胡萝卜
that eating the carrots
会让他们在停电时看得更清楚
will allow them to see better during the blackouts.
有海报什么的可以证明
There is a poster and everything.
真实的英国二战海报
那只有一个解决办法
Then there is only one thing for it.
我们要制♥造♥武器来摧毁全世界的胡萝卜
We build a weapon to destroy the world's carrots!
为了安全起见
And to be safe,
还有其他颜色鲜艳的根茎蔬菜
any other brightly-coloured root vegetable.
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