糟糕历史（2009）

Horrible Histories S05E06

Part 6 Jan. 2, 2021, 3:16 p.m.

糟糕历史电视台
体育大看台
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Hello and welcome to HH TV Sport,
带您直击过去的体育赛事
bringing you live sport direct from the past.
今天我们带您欣赏非比寻常的
Today, we've got a truly extraordinary sporting spectacle
体育奇观海盗赛马♥会♥
lined up for you - the Pirate Races.
详细内容
To find out more,
请看现场解说员从乔治时期传来的实况
I hand you over to our commentary team in the Georgian Era.
我们现在位于海盗跑马场
So, here we are at the pirate racecourse,
海盗赛马♥会♥现场报道
这是艘近期被俘获的商船
a recently-captured merchant ship.
本场比赛将非常精彩
This promises to be the most amazing race.
起点终点
骑手以及他们的骑师
The riders and their jockeys
现在在起点处各就各位
now taking their positions at the starting line.
他们上场了
And here they are.
三位经验丰富的海盗骑师
Three experienced pirate jockeys
和三名被俘修士
and three captured monks.
海盗确实拿被俘修士进行比赛
如你所知海盗们是群变♥态♥
Well, as you know, pirates are twisted lot.
他们以折磨这些信徒为乐
They take particular pleasure in tormenting these religious men.
他们等候号♥令准备起跑
And they're under starter's orders.
他们起跑了
And they're off!
这是极好的开始
Well, it's a cracking start to the race.
他们现在正在接近第一道障碍
They're approaching the first obstacle now,
起点钉子终点
一块钉板
which is a board of nails.
这个赛马场是艘近期被俘的商船
This racecourse is a recently-captured merchant ship -
商人们为了
the merchants have tried
防止海盗俘获船只
to prevent the pirates capturing the ship
在甲板上放了块满是钉子的木板
by putting down a board full of nails, right across the deck.
商人们真的这么做过
天啊卡洛斯修士踩上了钉板
Oh, dear! Brother Carlos has trodden on one!
他违背了沉默的誓言太不幸了
And there goes his vow of silence. That is unfortunate.
看这儿米格尔修士的骑师
Oh, and just look at this, Brother Miguel's jockey
正在用枪逼他喝朗姆酒这正常吗
is making him drink rum at gunpoint. Is that normal?
他们真的这么做过
恐怕是的约翰一些海盗喜欢
I'm afraid so, John, some pirates like to amuse themselves
强迫僧侣喝醉
by forcing monks to get drunk.
但我第一次看到这被应用在
But this is the first time I've actually seen it
一场真实比赛中
used in an actual race.
米格尔修士
And, yeah, Brother Miguel
确实起反应了你瞧
really feeling the effects of the rum, there.
下一道障碍
And here's the next obstacle.
起点豌豆和黄油终点
商人在甲板上放了黄油和豌豆
The merchants have put butter and peas on the deck
那是为了让甲板变滑来阻挡海盗
That's to make the decks slippy for the pirates.
商人真的做过这个
骑手们正和这东西做着斗争
And the riders certainly struggling with this one.
滑到第一的是赛维尔神父
Slipping into the lead there is Father Xavier...
懒修士快点
Lazy monk, come on!
他的骑师正在明智地使用九尾鞭
Whose jockey is making judicious use of the cat-o'-nine-tails.
这款鞭子是海盗们的最爱
Well, that's the pirates' whip of choice.
他们即将到达终点
And they're coming up to the finishing line
获胜者赛维尔神父
赛维尔神父以绝对优势获得胜利
and it's Father Xavier who wins by a bald head.
他的骑师当之无愧获得了他的获胜奖品
And his jockey receives his well-deserved winner's trophy,
获得宝藏
his to treasure.
好景不长约翰
Ah, well, not for long, John.
那就是海盗啊
Well, that's pirates for you.
切回演播室
Back to the studio.
夸张故事残暴行为*
*Tall tales, atrocious acts,
我们有最吓人的真♥相♥*
*we gave you all the fearsome facts
真♥相♥丑陋不加修饰*
*The ugly truth, no glam or glitz,
《糟糕历史》看不够
Can't get enough of Horrible Histories?
到CBBC官网点击链接吧
Then go to the CBBC website and click on the link!
那里见咯
See you there!
历史不再是个谜*
*The past is no longer a mystery
但愿你喜欢糟糕历史*
*Hope you enjoyed Horrible Histories