美女上错身（2009）

Drop Dead Diva S05E13

Part 5 Nov. 11, 2020, 1:17 p.m.

You're missing my point.
你找错重点了
Zack claimed to have grown up on a farm.
扎克声称是在农场上长大的
But his hands were soft.
但他的手很嫩
He lied to us.
他骗了我们
Thank you so much for meeting with us, Miss Ortiz.
谢谢你抽时间见我们奥尔蒂斯小姐
Of course, but I want to make it clear
别客气但我要事先声明
that we only accept the most qualified of children here at the academy.
我们幼儿园只接收最优秀的孩子
Well, we are talking about 3-year-olds.
他们只是三岁的小孩而已
They can't even spell yet.
还不会拼写呢
You'd be surprised.
你想不到他们有多棒
So, our evaluation of the parents
我们对于父母的评估
is central to our admissions decisions.
是做出招生决定的首要依据
Oh, ask me anything you want,
问我什么问题都行
but if you're going to quiz me on state capitals,
但如果你们要考我国家首都的话
then I need to reschedule in like a month.
那得再给我一个月时间
Let me be honest.
我实话实说吧
You seem like a lovely couple,
你们看着是对不错的夫妇
but our preschool class already has a wait list.
但我们的学前班已经有一份候补名单了
Let me suggest some very fine backup academies.
我来给你推荐几家不错的备选幼儿园吧
I think we've heard enough.
我们明白了
Stacy, let's go. Hold on.
史黛西走吧等等
Don't listen to him. He's just the sperm donor.
别听他的他只是个捐精者
I am a single mother,
我是位单身母亲
and I will not allow you to reject my child.
我不允许你们拒绝我的孩子
Did you say "sperm donor"? Is that a problem?
你刚才说他是"捐精者" 有问题吗
Because under the law, you cannot discriminate --
依据法律你不能歧视...
Stop.
请住嘴
Are you an unmarried, heterosexual,
你们是未婚异性恋
artificially inseminated couple?
人工授精情侣吗
Yes, we are a proud unmarried, heterosexual,
对我们是一对骄傲的未婚异性恋
artificially inseminated couple.
人工授精情侣
We need our own flag or bracelets.
我们需要自己的旗帜或手镯
Diversity is a priority here at Buchman.
多元化是巴克曼幼儿园的重点
I might actually have a place for your child.
我大概可以给你们的孩子一个名额
Really? I can't guarantee it.
真的吗我不敢保证
There are other factors to consider.
还要考虑其他因素
What other factors?
什么其他因素
Well, we're currently running our summer campaign,
我们最近在举办夏季宣传活动
raising money for an indoor pool.
为室内游泳池募捐
No problem. How much?
没问题需要多少钱
Oh, I'd never be so crass as to suggest an amount.
我可不会粗鲁到直接喊出价格
But?
可是呢
We are currently about $25,000 short of our goal.
我们离目标还差两万五千块
Can I pay in installments?
我能分期付款吗
Okay. We've heard enough. Stacy, let's go.
好了我们听够了史黛西走吧
Actually, I'd like to hear a little bit more.
我还想再多听她说说
Stacy. I'm so sorry.
史黛西实在抱歉
Will you excuse me?
失陪一下
Owen. Owen!
欧文欧文
Where are you going?
你要去哪儿
To get away from this academic shakedown.
从这场幼儿园诈骗中脱身
If I were still a judge,
如果我还是个法官
I'd throw that woman in jail for soliciting a bribe.
我会以索取贿赂罪判那个女人入狱
But this is not a courtroom, and I am trying to get that woman
但这里不是法庭我在说服那个女人
to accept my child into the highest-rated school in the state.
让我的孩子进入全国评价最高的幼儿园
There are plenty of great schools
有许多好的幼儿园
that don't require pandering.
不需要迎合奉承
Whatever that means. I am not asking for your money.
不管那个词是什么意思我又没问你要钱
And personally, I can't imagine a better way to spend my money
就我个人而言我觉得把钱花在孩子的教育上
than on my child's education.
是最有价值的
Now, if you'll excuse me,
失陪一下
I have a big, fat check to write.
我要去签一张大额支票
I'm sorry for the mixup.
抱歉我搞混了报告
Miss Bingum asked me to apologize to your honor in person.
宾格温小姐让我来向法官大人当面道歉
Well, actually, I asked you here, but not to apologize.
其实我让你过来不是为了道歉
Excuse me? What's going on?
什么这是怎么回事
See, I've discovered something about Zack Trent.
我发现了扎克·特伦特的某个问题
He has really soft hands.
他的手很嫩
Soft hands?
手嫩
Like a baby.
就像婴儿一样
Obviously, he didn't do a day's work on that farm.
显然他根本没在农场上干过活
So I went ahead and did a little digging,
所以我就继续深挖
and it turns out that if you do a google search on Zack Trent,
结果发现在谷歌♥输入扎克·特伦特
exactly six articles pop up about him and his environmental organization.
能搜到六篇有关他和其环保组织的文章
And this is relevant because...?
这与本案有何关联
Because, I mean, such a big organization like Clean Water Defenders --
像净水卫士这么大的一个组织
I'd expect a little more press.
我觉得不该就这么点新闻
We're not about publicity. We're about results.
我们注重的不是宣传而是成果
Anyways, I decided to contact the authors of each of these articles,
不管怎样我决定联♥系♥每篇文章的作者
but they don't exist,
但他们根本不存在
which made me wonder if Zack Trent is even a real name.
这让我不禁怀疑扎克·特伦特是不是真名
And guess what.
你猜怎么着
I'm guessing it's not.
我猜不是真名
Yeah.
对
Our alleged tree hugger's real name is David Clemens.
我们所谓的环境保护分子真名叫做大卫·克莱门斯
David changed his name after working
大卫到某家公♥司♥的
in the public relations department of --
公♥关♥部工作之后就改了名字
Now, wait for it -- Ivar Oil.
这家公♥司♥就是伊瓦尔石油
There's nothing illegal about that.
这又不犯法
Clean Water Defenders is a wolf in sheep's clothing
净水卫士是披着羊皮的狼
pretending to represent environmental causes
打着环保事业的幌子
but actually working against them.
但却做着破坏环境的勾当
And Clean Water Defenders, it's backed by a fund
净水卫士受到一家基金会的资助
created by the president of...
基金会创始人是某家公♥司♥的总裁
Ivar Oil. ...Ivar Oil.
伊瓦尔石油伊瓦尔石油
Your honor, I had no idea.
法官大人我根本不知道
Even if that's true, your bosses sure did.
就算你不知道你的老板们也肯定知道
And by creating a fake environmental group,
通过成立虚假环保组织
this man deliberately made our legitimate claims ring false.
这位先生故意使我们的合法请求听起来不真实
I'll be reporting Mr. Trent and Ivar Oil to the D.A.'s office.
我会向地检办举报特伦特先生和伊瓦尔石油
But since the Clean Water Defenders is not an appropriate plaintiff,
但由于净水卫士并非适当的原告
I'll be forced to dismiss --
我必须驳回...
Unless I can find a substitute.
除非我能找到其他原告
Can you? I'm gonna try.
你能找到吗我会努力的
Hey, boss. How'd it go?
老板情况如何
Unless we can find someone to legally bring the suit,
除非我们能找到一个能合法起诉的原告
we're gonna lose.
否则就会输掉案子
Jakob...
雅各布
Will you please reconsider?
请你重新考虑一下
It would violate everything I stand for.
这会违反我所坚持的一切信仰
Why don't I just become Amish? I mean, what do you say?
我♥干♥脆变成阿米什人不就得了你怎么看
You and me, Jakob, milking goats and raising barns.
咱们俩跟雅各布一起挤羊奶建谷仓
Teri, you're a genius.
泰丽你真是个天才
I know, but I couldn't really convert.
我知道但我不能改变信仰
I mean, I hear the pretzels are delicious,
我听说椒盐脆饼干很好吃
but the bonnet would give me hat hair.
但戴软帽会把我的头发压塌
No offense.
无意冒犯
Teri, walk with me. One moment.
泰丽跟我来失陪一下
Are you gonna yell at me for coming on to the hot Amish man?
你要因为我勾引性感的阿米什男人骂我吗
Because I am who I am. No. God, I love you for it.
这就是我的本性不是我很喜欢你这点
Listen, I've got to go to the hospital and visit my mom.
我必须去医院看我妈
I need you to track down Isaac Yordy, Jakob's son.
我要你找到雅各布的儿子艾萨克·约迪
Okay. Why? He's our only hope.
好为什么他是我们仅有的希望
How are you feeling?
你感觉怎么样了
Where's Paul?
保罗呢
He went to go get some water.
他去接水了
I forgot my reading glasses.
我忘带老花镜了
He's been reading to me.
他一直在给我讲故事
"Alice in Wonderland."
《爱丽丝梦游仙境》
You remember when I read that to you when you were little?
你记得小时候我给你讲过这个故事吧