美女上错身（2009）

Drop Dead Diva S05E07

Part 3 Nov. 11, 2020, 1:15 p.m.

And...I have pamphlets.
我这里有几本小册子
Also, you'd have no financial obligations.
而且你也没有抚养义务
I'm looking for a baby daddy, not a sugar daddy.
我想找孩子他爸不是老色迷
What does Jane think about your request?
简对你的提议有什么看法
I have her blessing.
她祝福了我
Really?
真的吗
Yes.
是的
I-I have to think about it.
我得好好想一下
Of course. Take all the time you need.
当然你慢慢考虑
I don't start ovulating until Friday.
我周五才开始排卵
Knockety-knock-knock-knock.
敲敲敲敲门
You ready for the big meeting? Yep.
准备好了吗嗯
Anything you want me to say? Nope.
想让我说点什么吗不用
You just keep your mouth shut and let me do all the talking.
你只管闭嘴让我负责说话就好
Yeah, that's a good plan.
计划不错
Oh, yeah, those two are totally doing it.
他们俩打得火热
Dad. What? No, I'm saying I got a sixth sense
爸怎么了对这种事情
about these things.
我的第六感很准
That's how I knew your mother was really into me.
我就是凭这个知道你妈很喜欢我
Look how that turned out.
看最后变成什么样了
What? I'm just saying.
什么啊说说而已
I'm just saying you're totally off base.
我只是在说你大错特错
I mean, come on.
你看清楚
A man and a woman can work together without having sex.
男女可以在不发生性关系的情况下一起工作
Well, tell that to your baby bump.
跟你肚子里的孩子说吧
Look, why don't you just keep your mind out of the gutter
你还是少管别人的闲事
and back on the bulldogs.
回到斗牛犬队的事上来
Kim?
金
The baseball league president is waiting for you in Owen's office.
棒球联盟主席在欧文的办公室等你
Be right there.
马上到
Don't forget your baby shower starts at noon.
别忘了新生儿派对中午开始
Can't wait.
等不及了
Mrs. Chase, thank you so much for taking this meeting.
蔡斯夫人非常感谢你来参加这次会面
Oh, of course.
小意思
Your father was one of my favorite coaches.
你的父亲是我最喜欢的教练之一
We are sorry to see him go.
很遗憾他离开了
Yeah, you know, that's the thing.
事情是这样的
We don't think you should have to see him go.
我们认为你们不应该让他离开
I mean, these days, with parents so busy,
现在的父母都特别忙
you should be encouraging community participation.
你们应该鼓励社区群众多多参与
I don't disagree.
我同意
In fact, I plan on raising the parent restriction
实际上我计划着在下次规章大会上
at our next rules meeting.
放宽父母限制
The meeting's not till January.
要到一月份才开会
The Bulldogs' playoffs are next week.
斗牛犬队的季后赛下周就开始了
Hold on -- according to the league bylaws,
慢着根据联盟章程
there is a second way for coaches to qualify.
还有另一种方法让教练取得资格
Really?
真的吗
It says here, "Any adult who lives
这里写了"任何居住在
"Within the White Oak Park district
白橡树公园地区的成年人
may volunteer at the park."
可以在该公园自愿帮忙"
Coaching's a volunteer position, correct?
教练属于志愿者职位对吗
Of course.
当然是
As it happens, Mr. Kaswell's daughter lives
碰巧卡斯维先生的女儿
a half a block from the park.
就住在离公园半条街之外
Yeah. Any chance there's a third way to qualify?
有没有第三种获得资格的方法呢
Kimmy, it's the playoffs.
小金这可是季后赛啊
Fine.
好吧
My father lives with me.
我爸跟我一起住
As of today, my dad is my roommate.
今天我爸是我的室友
Well, then, I hereby reinstate
既然如此我现在重新恢复
Larry as coach of the Bulldogs.
拉瑞在斗牛犬队的教练职位
Fantastic.
太好了
What are you doing?
你在做什么
My emergency stash of pick-me-up dark chocolate.
我私藏的随手吃黑巧克力
I know it's in here somewhere.
我知道就在这附近的
I ate it last week.
上周被我吃了
It was a late night. I'm sorry.
那晚熬夜嘛不好意思
So, what's wrong?
怎么了
The FCC refuses to pursue charges against Peter Bronson.
美国联邦通信委员会拒绝起诉彼得·布朗森
I'm surprised you thought the government would get involved
你竟然认为政♥府♥会插手
over something as trivial as a pageant.
选美大赛这种琐碎的小事
Grayson, the Miss Universal pageant is anything but trivial.
格雷森环球小姐选美大赛可不是琐碎的小事
I'm being serious.
我很严肃的
Honestly, I thought a woman like yourself
实话实话我以为像你这样的女人
would find pageants frivolous, if not outright demeaning.
会觉得选美很无聊我不是在贬低你
Well, you would be wrong.
你想错了
You know, pageants provide contestants with self-confidence
选美大赛能够增强选手的自信
while competing for valuable college scholarships.
她们还可以竞争高额的大学奖学金
And pageants don't just help the contestants.
选美大赛不仅仅帮助选手
They help the countries, too.
也能帮助各个参赛国家
They help the countries?
帮助国家
When Angola's Leila Lopes won Miss Universe,
当安哥拉的莱拉·洛佩斯赢得环球小姐之后
it raised the profile of the entire country.
整个国家的财政收益都有所提高
And Amelia Vega of the Dominican Republic --
还有多米尼加共和国的阿米莉亚·维加
When she came in first, tourism shot up dramatically.
她赢了之后该国的旅游人数激增
Well, we both know when you get passionate, you don't give up.
你一旦投入了热情就不会放弃
I say forget the FCC.
别管美国联邦通信委员会
On behalf of your client, file a qui tam lawsuit.
以你委托人的名义提起共分罚款的诉讼
Qui tam -- when the government refuses to enforce certain laws,
共分罚款当政♥府♥拒绝执行某项法令时
private citizens are empowered to step in
普通民众有权介入
and sue on the government's behalf as a whistle-blower.
作为告密者代表政♥府♥提起诉讼
Yes, and as a whistle-blower,
没错而作为告密者
they're entitled to 30% of recovered damages.
他们有权享有30%的赔偿金
Yes. Thank you, Grayson.
没错谢谢你格雷森
Excuse me.
抱歉打扰
Jane, I need you in the conference room now.
简赶紧去会议室
Everything okay? It's, uh, Kim's baby shower.
没事吧是金的新生儿派对
Say no more. Let's go.
别说了我们走
Thank god you're here.
幸好你来了
Teri, this is supposed to be a shower, not a wake.
泰丽这应该是派对不是守灵
They refuse to drink the baby bottles.
他们拒绝喝奶瓶
They're all scared to guess Kim's weight.
他们都害怕猜金的体重
And forget about the "Guess the melted candy bar in the diaper" game.
也别提"猜猜尿布里的融化巧克力棒品牌"游戏了
Kim licked them all.
金都舔过了
The cupcakes are delicious. Can I go back to my office now?
纸杯蛋糕很好吃我能回办公室了吗
Are you kidding me? No, Kim! Now, come on!
开什么玩笑不行金赶紧的
Let's get this party started.
开始狂欢吧
I'm pretty sure this is a Mars bar.
我肯定这个是马尔斯巧克力
Dad, this is supposed to be an all-girls party.
爸这个派对男士止步
Hey, did you tell them all your big news?
你没告诉她们那条大新闻吗
I'm moving in with my daughter.
我搬来和我女儿住了
Excuse me. Oh, thank god.
你们好感谢上帝
Someone ordered a male stripper!
有人请了脱衣舞男
No. No, no. I'm looking for a Larry Kaswell.
你们误会了我找拉瑞·卡斯维
Oh, I'm Larry.
我就是
Sir, you're under arrest.
先生你被捕了
Place your hands behind your back.
双手背到身后
Excuse me. What are the charges?
请问什么罪名
Child endangerment, 13 counts.
危害儿童罪共计13名
So let me get this straight.
那我就开门见山了
Last week, you took a bunch of 9-year-olds
上周你一时兴起
on a spur-of-the-moment field trip to the Santa Monica Pier
带着一群九岁儿童去了圣莫妮卡码头
without their parents' permission?
却没有事先取得家长的许可
Yep. What were you thinking?
对你是怎么想的
It was a beautiful day, we were celebrating our win,
当时风和日丽我们在庆祝我们获胜
and everybody had sunscreen on.
大家也都抹了防晒霜
Dad, one of the moms went to the park to pick up her son,
爸其中一位母亲去公园接她的孩子
and he wasn't there, so she called the police.
却没看见孩子所以她报了警
I-I know. I-I know.
我知道