怪奇物语

Stranger Things S05E08

Part 1 Jan. 8, 2026, 1 p.m.

我对天发誓我啥都没碰
I swear to God, I didn't touch shit!
所以大门自己就打开了像魔法一样吗
So the gate just opened up all on its own, like magic?
一定是出了什么故障
It must've been some kind of malfunction.
让我捋捋清楚
Let me get this straight.
那辆卡车出现的那一刻大门刚好出了故障
There was a malfunction at the exact moment that truck showed up?
你真以为我会相信这种话吗
You expect me to believe that, soldier?
我发誓我不知道发生了什么
I swear. I don't know what happened.
如果的确是出了故障呢
What if it was a malfunction?
只不过不是由我们造成的故障
Only one not caused by us.
（AM短波收音机组装套件）
好了小白鼠们咱们抓紧时间吧
All right, lab rats, let's scurry up.
一整个维度即将砸到我们头上了
An entire dimension's about to come crashing down on our heads.
嘿
Hey.
一切都好吧
Is everything okay?
听着我知道这计划很疯狂有无数件事需要按计划实现
Listen, I know this plan is totally mad, and a million things have to go right,
而无数件事可能也八成会出问题
and a million things could and probably will go wrong.
但我们可以做到我知道的
But we can do this. I know it.
最后一战然后整个噩梦都会结束
One last fight, and this whole nightmare, it'll be over.
终于要结束了
It'll finally be over.
哟你们好啊
Well, hello there.
军管区我是狼群能听到吗…
MAC, this is Wolfpack. Do you copy--
你这是要干什么 - 告知博士
What do you think you're doing? - Alerting the Doc.
那个贱♥人♥有上帝情结
That bitch has a God complex.
她只会拖累我们
All she'll do is slow us down.
不
No.
我们靠自己把这怪胎抓回来
We're bagging this freak ourselves.
《怪奇物语》
第五季第八集【全剧终】

第八集：正常世界
你觉得他们没事吧 - 卡车的车速比悍马要快
Do you think they're all right? - The truck is faster than a Humvee.
我们保守一点就说它的时速快八公里吧
Let's be conservative, say five miles faster.
他们比对方早6分20秒出发
They had a six minute, 20 second head start,
换算成距离的话就是额外领先了800米
giving them an additional lead of about half a mile.
所以他们目前没事
So they're fine for now,
但真正狗屎的部分还没开始
but the real shit hasn't started yet.
艾瑞卡别说脏话拜托
Erica, language, please.
这可不是《科学导论》课这个情况需要我们说脏话
This isn't Intro to Science. This situation demands cussing.
所以你感觉如何 - 什么感觉如何
So, how's it feel? - What?
帮助拯救世界之类的
Helping to save the world and all that.
感觉挺爽的
It feels pretty swell.
该死的爽极了
Pretty goddamn swell.
冲
Go! Go! Go!
破门行动
Breach! Move, move, move!
（WSQK噪点 94.5 调频）
（WSQK噪点 50000瓦）
嘿罗宾对
Hey, Robin, yeah.
能不能拜托你告诉我刚刚是你们造成的
Can you please tell me that that was you guys
不是更多的变种魔狗要来了
and not more of those, like, mutant Cujos?
是我们先别急着紧张薇琪晚点再开始紧张吧
It's us, and it's too early to be stressed, Vic. Save it for later.
对不会的收到好这就压抑情绪
Yeah, no, copy that, yeah. No. Bottling... Bottling emotions.
没有移♥动♥中的邪恶行星的迹象
No sign of an evil moving planet.
那是好事
Well, that's good.
我们会需要一些时间
'Cause this is gonna take some time.
好了我们分头行动吧
All right, we should split up.
两个梯子都用上
Use both ladders.
别着急稳住了慢慢来
Don't rush. Pace yourselves.
沿途有一些平台可以用来休整
There are platforms along the way, so use them to rest.
好了
All right.
咱们开干吧
Let's do this.
你没事吧
You okay?
不要害怕
Don't be frightened.
这些都是朋友
These are all friends.
他们只是来围观的
They're just here to watch.
别把注意力放在他们身上
Don't focus on them.
是的爸爸
Yes, Papa.
要有光
And let there be light.
好干得漂亮白头鹰
All right, nice work, Bald Eagle.
现在上屋顶吧
Now get up to the roof.
小心处理C4炸♥药♥
Careful with that C-4.
我可不想要和颠倒世界一起被炸飞
I don't wanna blow the Upside Down with us in it.
我本来打算粗心大意的
Oh, I was planning on carelessness.
但你说得对吉姆谨慎行事是明智的做法
But you're right, Jim. Caution here would be wise.
好了
All right.
记住了
Now remember,
慢敲两下表示…
two slow knocks means...
无底深渊已经开始移♥动♥了 - 没错
The Abyss started to move. - That's right.
你和你姐姐准备就位但要等待先不要出手
And you and your sister get in position, but you wait. You do not attack.
等我一得到确认行星已经离铁塔足够近了
The second I get confirmation that planet's close enough to the tower,
我就会快速敲三下
then I'm gonna give you three fast knocks.
然后我们就出击我们杀了亨利
Then we strike. We kill Henry.
然后我们祈祷达斯汀是对的那颗行星会停止移♥动♥
And we, uh, pray to God Dustin's right, and that planet stops moving.
怎么可能出问题对吧
What could possibly go wrong, right?
如果真的出了什么问题
If something does go wrong,
我需要你答应我你不会把我拉出来
I need you to promise me you won't pull me out.
直到我确认他真的死了
Not until I'm sure he's dead.
好行吧
Okay, well,
那我也需要你答应我一件事
then I'm gonna need a promise from you too.
如果出现奇迹计划真的成功了我们一定要逃走
If by some miracle this plan works, we're getting the hell out of here.
凯博士和她的计划留到以后再去应对
Doc Kay and her plans, that's a problem for another day.
成交
Deal?
让我们结束这一切吧孩子
Let's end this, kid.
你想来点吗 - 好
You want some? - Yeah.
嘿
Hey, um...
你之前在噪点说的那些话…
What you said earlier at the Squawk...
我很抱歉
I'm sorry.
不是为你说的内容感到抱歉这话说出口的时候就没说对
I mean, not sorry about what you said. That came out wrong.
不是说你出柜的方式不对老天爷啊
Or not came out wrong. Jesus Christ.
没关系的
It's okay.
不有关系
No, it's... it's not.
我之前就应该在你身边支持你的但我没有
I should have been there for you, and I wasn't.
我想我之前过于沉浸在自己的世界里没看出来
And I guess I was just so self-absorbed that I couldn't see it.
我只是…我觉得自己像个白♥痴♥ 我…
I just... I feel like an idiot, and I...
我很抱歉
I'm sorry.
你不必感到抱歉你也不是白♥痴♥ 你真的不是
You don't have to be sorry. And you are not an idiot. You're not.
只是…
It's just...
这么长时间以来我自己都不理解
I didn't even understand it myself for the longest time.
我只是…我觉得这件事需要以这种方式发生
I just... I think it needed to happen the way it happened.
我需要找到自己的路
I needed to find my own way.
但重要的是你还在这里
But what matters is that you're still here,
你依然觉得我们可以做朋友
and you still think we can be friends.
朋友不用了谢谢
Friends? No, thanks.
最好的朋友
Best friends.
好了来吧
All right, come on.
我们还得赶去追行星呢
We've got a planet to catch.
他们怎么这么久了还没到
What the hell is taking them so long?
我不知道也许是因为那座铁塔有150多米高吧
I don't know. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that it's a 500-foot tower.
如果出了问题他们会联♥系♥我们的
If something's wrong, they'll contact us.
对不是的对除非他们已经死了
Yeah, no, yeah. I mean, unless they're already dead.
好吧压力大让我想吃东西所以我…
Okay, uh, stress gives me the munchies, so I, um...
你想要些什么吗
Do you want anything?
不用了
No.
好
Okay.
事实上能不能给我…
Actually, can I get a--
薇琪
Vickie?
薇琪
Vickie!
我了个去
Holy shit.
我发誓一碗麦片最能抚平…
Mm. I swear to God, nothing cures anxiety quite like a bowl--
（WSQK噪点）
（WSQK噪点 50000瓦）
很迷幻对吧
Trippy, isn't it?
你好
Hi.
谢了朋友
Thanks, man.
好吧
Okay.
真是太壮观了