吉尔莫女孩（2000）

Gilmore Girls S03E04

Part 3 Aug. 18, 2021, 5:04 p.m.

- I agreed to this under coercion. - You said yes on your own.
-当时是你逼我我才同意的 -但是是你自己亲口答应的
我会同意是因为当我拒绝你时你在所有的顾客面前胡言乱语
I said yes because when I said no you talked baby talk loudly in front of all my customers
我忍♥受不了我会答应你完全是为了让你闭嘴的
until I got so sick of it I just agreed to do it to shut you up.
这不是个约定是你强制的
幸好你及时妥协了当时我正要从胡言乱语变成...
Well, you gave in just in time because, I was about to transition out of baby talk
唱Louis Armstrong的歌♥ 说实话那绝对比胡言乱语更恐怖
and into my Louis Armstrong voice, and that, my friend, is a whole lot worse than baby talk.
-我讨厌那栋楼 -哪里的学校吗?
- I hate that building. - What, the school?
在那里呆了三年没有一点美好回忆
Three years of going there, I have no good memories.
-一定有的 -一点都没
- You must have some. - None.
-孩子们还是那么蠢 -你会喜欢这一次的
- Kids were as dumb then as they are now. - I think you'll enjoy this.
想想回到你的高中演讲这个感觉怎么样?
Think about going back to your high school to give a talk. How would that feel?
好吧你也不是完全不对但这不是我的学校是你的
Okay, not all your points are bad, but it's not my school, it's your school,
如果你不去全镇的人都会知道你走在路上人们就会指指点点
and if you cancel, this whole town will know and when you walk down the street people will point and whisper,
说: "看那就是卢克没去演讲男人?"
'There goes that Luke, he's a real talk-canceler guy.'
-够了 -再加上我答应了PTA
- Ouch. - Plus, I promised the PTA,
-我原本就不好的名声快要毁了 -你会没事的啦
- so my fragile reputation is on the line. - I think you'll live.
-你好 Dolly! -别说了
-这是Louis Dolly! -我要挂了
- This is Louis, Dolly! - I'll just hang up.
我会围着餐厅唱歌♥的
I'll be coming 'round the diner singing songs.
-你看过医生了吗? -明天四点见
- Have you been diagnosed? - See you tomorrow at four.
-噢那些选择还不错相信我 -她真的让你申请每一所学校?
- Oh, it was a fine collection, believe me. - She made you apply to every one?
她还量了我的头围以便替给我做个头巾
And measured my head for a wimple.
在这23所学校里面你就没有喜欢的吗?
Out of twenty-three schools, there wasn't one that you might want to go to?
这取决于我喜欢什么了
It depends on what I'm looking for.
当然所有的新教学校都表明...
*****注*****:Seventh Day Adventist, 是基♥督♥教新教命名的.把每个周六定为"第七日", 又称安息日,举♥行♥仪式庆祝
Of course, all the great Seventh Day Adventist schools were represented,
禁止舞蹈吃口香糖和打保龄球
with their ban on dancing, gum chewing and bowling.
Quaker College很有趣 Richard Nixon去世那么久了
Quaker College was a delightful surprise, with its special appeal to Richard Nixon,
他依然是招生委员会的核心成员
who's dead but still deeply involved in campus recruiting.
噢还有我妈还在尼加拉瓜给我找了所阿们宗派的学校
*****注*****:Amish,阿们宗派,十七世纪成立的孟诺教派
Oh, and the piece de resistance! She found an Amish school in Nicaragua.
在尼加拉瓜呀! 让我们为Kim妈妈的选择而欢呼!
Nicaragua! A big shout out to Mama Kim on that one!
你妈做事一向虎头蛇尾你就耐心等等吧
Look, Mama Kim always starts out super serious on everything but then lightens with time.
我没时间等学校生活要占满我的生活这样我的乐队我心爱的乐队
But I don't have time. Schools that I like will fill up and my band, my beloved band,
就要找新鼓手了如果找来个女的我就要更崩溃了
will find another drummer, and if it's a girl I'm gonna be twice as mad.
-听着蕾恩冷静一下 -不失败者才需要冷静
- Look, Lane, just try to calm down. - No, calm is for losers.
我一辈子都在妥协做乖小孩从来没做过我真正想做的事
I've spent my whole life compromising and being the good little girl and not doing what I want.
或者偷偷做了事后内疚我受够了这样的生活了
Or doing what I want and hiding it and feeling guilty for doing it, and I'm sick of it.
我受够了因为这些我甚至失去了第一个男朋友
I'm sick of it. I mean, I even lost my first boyfriend because of all this.
-什么男朋友? -Henry啊
- What boyfriend? - Henry.
-噢对 Henry -看多么可悲啊
- Oh, right, Henry. - See, that's how pathetic my life is.
我甚至都没跟我称为男朋友的人约会过
I'm calling a boyfriend a guy that I never even went out on a date with,
而我最好的朋友竟然都不记得
and that my own best friend doesn't even remember,
这不是你的错因为没什么好记的
which is not your fault because there's nothing to remember.
好吧除了你想离开你妈现在你到底准备怎么做?
Okay, so besides power walking, what are you gonna do about it?
-找家小店 -什么样的店?
- Take a stand! - What kind of stand?
蕾恩!
Lane!
-蕾恩 -跟着我的怒火走
- Lane. - Follow my anger.
-你在做什么? -选颜色啊
- What are you doing? - Choosing a color.
-你要染头发? -是是的
- You're gonna dye your hair? - Yes, I am.
-选择真多帮我选啦 -你不能染头发啦
- Lots of choices here. Help me narrow it down. - You can't do this.
-我当然可以 -然后呢整天包着头巾吗?
- Of course I can. - And what, walk around in a hood all the time?
-你打算怎么瞒着你妈? -我不瞒啦这才是重点
- How are you gonna hide this from your mom? - I'm not gonna hide it, that's the point.
蕾恩好好想想吧.
Lane, think about this for a second, at least.
洛丽我想很久了
Rory, I've been thinking about this my whole life.
我不先改变什么都不会变现在就是改变的时机了
Nothing's gonna change unless I change it, and now's the time.
我要做个明确的不会后悔不会退缩大家都明白的声明
I need to make a clear statement, one I can't go back on or chicken out on, one that everyone can see.
这是我的工具这就是我蕾恩 Kim
And this is my instrument, it says 'This is me, this is Lane Kim.'
那本来就是你那是黑色染发剂
That is you, it's black hair dye.
这只不过是个比喻啦我要找到属于我的颜色
This is merely a prop until we find my true color.
这个怎么样? 粉红色? 会不会太像歌♥手Pink...
Now, what do you think? Pink? Or is that too Pink the singer
或Kelly Osbourne,Gwen Stefani... 天好多名人染粉红色头发哦
and Kelly Osbourne and Gwen Stefani... man, there's a lot of cheese associated with the color pink.
粉红色已经过时了那蓝色呢?蓝色好吗?
Okay, pink's out. There... there's blue ¨C what about blue?
蓝色和你的肤色不搭啦
Blue's probably not right for your skin tone,
我同意你对粉红色的看法你觉得紫色怎么样?
and I agree with you about pink. What about purple?
好的紫色你真是个天才
Yes, purple, you're brilliant.
漂白水别忘了买♥♥漂白水哦
And bleach, don't forget the bleach.
漂白水是的好我去拿漂白水谢谢你
Bleach, right, okay, I'll get the bleach. Thank you.
然后再拿些...
And make sure that you get some...
手套
gloves.
拿好了
Got 'em.
好的好的
Good, good.
-你还好吗? -没事我们走吧
- You all right? - Yeah, fine, let's go.
今天真是个好日子啊
It's a good day today, isn't it?
一共$12.52
Twelve fifty-two.
-我给你零钱 -好极了
- And I've got exact change for you. - Super.
-你要买♥♥什么吗? -不不我只是...
- You need something? - No. No, I just...
我想知道有没有无效退款的保证
I was wondering if there's a money-back guarantee.
万一用了这个产品会掉头发或不适
You know, in case her hair falls out or something.
放心如果掉头发的话我们会退还所有货款的
Sure. If your hair falls out, we'll give you your money back.
那就好你听到啦如果你变秃子就能来拿退款了
Good. You heard that. The second you go bald, you can come get your money back.
洛丽今天别扫兴
Rory, you're putting a damper on my Independence Day.
对不起走吧
Sorry, let's go.
Lucas, 学校!
Lucas, la escuela!
-你忘记时间啦? -怎么啦?为什么?
- Did you lose track of time? - What? Why?
-已经四点啦 -我知道啊
- It's four o'clock. - I know.
-我们现在本该到学校了 -我知道
- We were supposed to be at the school, like, now. - I know.
-但你都没准备好啊 -什么?噢对对抱歉
- But you're not ready. - What? Oh, right, right, sorry.
-好啦我好了 -噢才没呢
- Okay, I'm ready. - Au contraire.
-你说什么? -这样绝对不行
- What? - You are so not ready.
-你说什么? -流浪汉造型已经过时了
- What are you talking about? - The grunge look is out.
我不会为了演讲而特地打扮的
Hey, I'm not dressing up for this.
你总要穿的整齐点吧
Well, you need something better than that.
这个愚蠢的演讲的重点是谈论我们的工作和成就
The whole point of this stupid class talk was for us to talk about our work and our success.
这件衬衫就是我最成功的衣著我穿着它谈成了很多生意
This flannel shirt is my most successful outfit. I've closed many a deal in this outfit.
-这是我力量的源泉 -来吧
- It's my power outfit. - Come on.
-嘿放手放开我嘿你弄疼我了 -快去换衣服!
- Hey, let go, let go, hey, you're pinching me! - Go!
我不想换
I don't wanna change.
做个乖孩子过会我给你买♥♥玩具你想要玩具吗?
Be a good boy and I'll buy you a toy afterward. You wanna toy?
-抱歉打扰了 -没关系的
- Sorry to barge in. - No problem.
-玩具是怎么回事? -如果你卢克叔叔听话我就给他买♥♥一个
- What was that about a toy? - Your Uncle Luke is getting one if he's a good boy.
要说得更恶心一点吗?
Can we make this more demeaning?
嘿不如你下楼去帮帮Caesar吧?
Hey, why don't you go downstairs and help out Caesar?
我想先看会书不行吗?
I think my education comes first, don't you?
-噢天啊 -怎么啦?
- Oh my God. - What?
-你喜欢Jimmy Buffett? -把那件衣服放回去
*****注*****:Jimmy Buffett,美国老牌乡村摇滚歌♥星
- Jimmy Buffett? - Put that back.
你竟然喜欢Jimmy Buffett? 他的歌♥对你来说太温柔了
You like Jimmy Buffett? He's so mellow.
我只去看过几场演唱会就是这样
I've just been to a few shows, that's all.
几场演唱会?哦天你是他的歌♥迷啊
*****注*****:Buffetthead, 又称ParrotHead, 意思为真正的Jimmy Buffett的歌♥迷
A few shows? Oh my God, you're a Buffetthead.
你是不是让我穿那件?
Is that the one you want me to wear or not?
-唱个Margaritaville来听听 -不要
- Sing Margaritaville. - No.
-你这样就得不到玩具咯 -别乱搀和
- That attitude's gonna lose you that toy. - Stay outta this!
-就穿这件吧 -好好就这件
- We've got ourselves a winner. - Fine, fine, come on.
-在这儿换就行啦 -我更愿意去里面换
- Just change in here. - I'll be more comfortable in here.
我见过你在湖里游泳啦看过你没穿上衣的样子
I've seen you swimming at the lake so I've seen you with your shirt off.
-最近? 他真是放纵了不少啊 -我马上就好
- Lately? 'Cause he's really let himself go. - I'll be one second.
也别戴帽子哦
Lose the baseball cap, too.
你这是在挑战他的极限
You run the risk of his head falling off without it.
我想他会适应的
I think he'll be okay.
-有什么事吗? -呃没啊
- Something wrong? - Uh, no...
没我只是...
No, I just...
-没什么 -你开心了吧?
- No. - Happy?
我乐疯了再打条领带就更完美了
Thrilled. Now a tie with that would be just great.
我们走吧有样我最不愿意戴的东西
We're leaving. And it's gotta be something I don't have to put together.
-什么? -我的玩具
- What? - My toy.
-明白啦 -演讲成功哦
- Got it. - Talk good.
哇我们要迟到了
Wow, we're late.
-噢对了杰西在衣柜里藏了个女孩儿 -你说什么??
- Oh, by the way, Jess had a girl in the closet. - What?
-来吧快走快走! -谁?你在说什么?
- Come on, pip pip! - Who? What was that?
洛雷莱?你是什么意思?
Lorelai? What about the closet?
好啦梳子布染发手册定时器毛巾还有我自己
Okay, combs, rags, instructions, timer, towels, tunes.