四个婚礼和一个葬礼

Four Weddings and a Funeral S01E02

Part 2 Oct. 16, 2019, 9:22 p.m.

she wants an explanation,
但我不知道说什么
and I don't know what to say to her.
你不能在这儿躲一辈子
Well, you can't hide here forever.
我没躲我在消化
I'm not hiding. I'm processing.
你不能在超♥市♥里消化吗
And you can't do that at Tesco's?
格拉汉姆·诺顿[脱口秀主持人]
Hey, Graham Norton,
你们一直说话我没法睡觉
I can't sleep with this chat show going on.
快起来我们还需要洗衣粉
Come on, we also need laundry detergent,
-你负责洗衣服洗 -我去就是
- and you do all the laundry. - Fine, I'm going.
我要去豪士罗
Hey, I'm heading to Hounslow.
你在视奸卡什的Instagram吗
Were you stalking Kash's Instagram?
看看他六个月前配的文字
Look at this caption from six months ago.
"没什么比这更赞了" 什么意思
"Doesn't get better than this." What does that mean?
那次旅行后的一切他都觉得失望吗
That everything that came after that trip was a disappointment?
不说明他很简单不会在Instagram配文字
No, it means he's basic and bad at writing Instagram captions.
别折磨自己了
Hey, stop torturing yourself.
你说着倒容易
That's easy for you to say.
至少你知道你为什么和泰德分手
At least you know why things ended with Ted.
是啊他用上电视的方式出轨
Yeah, he cheated on me in a very public way.
你说得对
You know what? You're right.
我很幸运多酷啊
I am lucky. What a cool guy.
你周一非得走吗可以永远留下来吗
Do you have to leave on Monday or can you just stay forever?
不能我得回去理清我的生活
No, I gotta get back and figure out my life.
再说如果你离开华盛顿特区太久
Besides, if you're away from D. C. Too long,
迈克·彭斯[副总统]会把你办公室改成小教堂
Mike Pence turns your office into a chapel.
自怨自艾够了我得去工作了
Okay, enough wallowing. I gotta go to work.
谢谢你替我去卡什家
Hey, thanks for going to Kash's.
快莫莉该你了
Come on, Molly. Your turn!
莫莉你去哪
Molly, where you going?
-莫莉回去比赛 -好
- Molly, go back to the game. - Okay!
茱莉亚
Julia!
真巧啊在这儿碰到你
Well, what are the chances of seeing you here?
我刚在公园跑步
'Cause I was at the park running,
你在这儿我在这儿
you're here, I'm here--
省省吧
Save it.
你盯着孩子们看已经四十分钟了
You've been watching the kids for forty minutes.
其他妈妈都觉得你是恋童癖
The other mums think you're a pedo.
听着我很抱歉但我必须见她
Look, I'm sorry, but I had to see her.
这不行
Not here.
我会发短♥信♥告诉你地点赶紧走吧
I'll message you where. Now go.
小偷
Thief!
偷包裹的小偷
Parcel thief!
就是你老偷我的亚马逊快递包裹
You are the one who keeps stealing my Amazon boxes!
不是我是玛雅安斯丽婚礼上的朋友
No, no, no, no. I'm Maya, Ainsley's friend from the wedding
或者说未完成婚礼
or almost wedding.
我把卡什的东西给送过来了
I just brought back Kash's stuff.
这样啊谢谢
Of course. Thanks.
别别你必须进来坐一下
No, no, no, no. You must come in.
我刚刚做了法式面包比萨
I just made French bread pizzas.
够四个人吃可我们只有三个人
They come in a pack of four, and there are only three of us.
-真的不了 -来吧
- I really can't. - Please.
你这么辛苦把卡什夫的东西给送来了
For all the trouble you have taken to bring Kashif's things.
我的出租车在...
Yeah, I have a cab...
走了
had.
我叫个优步吧
Um, I'll call an Uber.
你用法式面包比萨填饱肚子后再去等吧
And you'll wait for it with a belly full of French bread pizza.
进来吧
Come in.
好吧就待一会儿
Okay, only for a minute.
请进
Oh, please.
快起来我们来客人了
Get up, boys, we have a visitor.
-玛雅嗨 -你好
- Maya, hi. - Hi.
你来做什么
What are you doing here?
我从安斯丽家把你的东西给拿过来了
I brought your stuff from Ainsley's.
是吗谢谢
Really? Um, thank you.
我同一件上衣都穿了一周了
I've been wearing the same shirt for a week.
等等别的东西呢
Wait, where's the rest of it?
她捐给慈善机构了
She gave it to charity.
乐施感谢你的捐赠
Oxfam thanks you for your donation.
法式面包披萨
French bread pizza.
谢谢
Thank you.
-别客气啊 -我只能待一会儿
- Feel at home. - I can't stay for very long.
玛雅你看《一站到底》吗
Maya, do you watch Mastermind?
是我最喜欢的猜谜节目我很在行呢
It's my favorite quiz show. I'm very good at it.
开始了上议院座椅是什么颜色的
Here we go. What color are the benches in the House of Lords?
误导题根本没有座椅
Trick question! There are no benches.
-红色 -正确
- Red. - Yes.
就像《Jeopardy》[智力问答节目]啊
Oh, it's like Jeopardy!.
我以前每天晚上都和我爸爸一起看
I used to watch that every night with my dad.
看到没人家美国人都和爸爸一起看电视
See? In America, everyone watches TV with their father.
这很酷的
It's cool.
哪位作曲家于1756年1月27日
Which composer was born in Salzburg
出生在萨尔斯堡
on 27th of January, 1756?
-贝多芬 -莫扎特
- Beethoven. - It's Mozart.
-沃尔夫冈·阿玛多伊斯·莫扎特 -正确
- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. - Yes.
是哪一个中亚...
What name of Central Asian...
你真聪明是我喜欢的类型
You're so smart. That's my type.
别这么说话
Don't say stuff like that.
下面一位上场的是布莱恩
Next in the chair now is Brian.
亲爱的帕森斯先生和太太对于婚礼
Dear Mr. And Mrs. Parsons, I truly apologize
意想不到的结局我深感歉意
for the wedding's unforeseen turn.
亲爱的博斯先生和太太新郎无可理喻的
Dear Mr. And Mrs. Bose, the groom acted erratically
行为是由没有诊断出来的脑部寄生虫所致
due to an undiagnosed brain parasite.
谢谢你们送的南瓜汤盆
Thank you for the ceramic pumpkin tureen.
谢谢你们送的六个蛋糕模具
Thank you for the six ramekins.
我几乎都能看到用它们做出来的蛋奶酥了
I can almost see the soufflés that could have risen.
此致安斯丽
Yours, Ainsley.
昆汀我写了好几个小时了
Quentin, I've been at this for hours,
可我才在写第六张卡片
and I'm only on my sixth card.
我的手都僵了
My hand is a frozen claw.
亲爱的每当遇到难题时
Well, darling, what is it we always say to Giles
我们是怎么和吉尔斯说的
when faced with a difficult task?
-"放弃" -不行啊
- "Quit." - No, I can't.
我答应安斯丽了而且不能让玛雅笑话
I promised Ainsley, and I can't get shown up by Maya.
她在和我争我最好的朋友呢
She's trying to steal my best friend.
成年人的最好的朋友可真美国
Adults with best friends. How horribly American.
你这么说是因为你最好的朋友们
You only say that because all your best friends
都消失在狩猎旅行中了
disappeared on safari.
我肯定他们会出现的
Yeah, I'm sure they'll turn up.
作家阿瑟·柯南·道尔爵士的
What was the original profession of the writer
最初的职业是什么
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle?
误导题
Trick question!
他是夏洛克·福尔摩斯创造出来的角色
He was a character invented by Sherlock Holmes!
医生
Doctor.
-医生 -正确
- Doctor. - Yes.
这节目是专门来搞我的
This game is rigged against me!
从来没有一个问题是关于巴基斯坦或者古币的
Never once a question about Pakistan or old coins!
我该走了我叫的车到了
Oh, uh, I should go. My car's here.
你的来访是具有变革意义的
Your visit was transformative.
-我的天 -我为我哥哥的所作所为道歉
- Oh, my God. - I'm sorry for what my brother did.
那并不能代表我们的家庭
It's not a reflection on our family
或者我们对待女性的方式
or how we treat women.
请考虑在Instagram上关注我吧
Please consider following me on Instagram.
我想我会的
I think I will.
谢谢你把我的东西带过来
Thanks for bringing my stuff.
-喂 -肯尼亚
- Hey! - Kenya!
安斯丽还好吗
Is Ainsley doing okay?
"好" 她当然不好了
"Okay"? Of course she's not okay.
她被抛弃在圣坛上完全不知道为什么
She got left at the altar and has no idea why.
你为什么不给她打电♥话♥
Why haven't you called her?
眼下恐怕我是她最不想通话的人
I'm probably the last person she wants to talk to right now.
胡扯