四个婚礼和一个葬礼

Four Weddings and a Funeral S01E07

Part 3 Oct. 16, 2019, 9:22 p.m.

It was 2002. What have you done since then?
什么意思
I beg your pardon?
自你出柜以后
Since coming out,
你已经彻底忘记像我这样的人了
you've completely forgotten about people like me.
你搞错了吧
I think you're mistaken.
我的投票记录是无懈可击的
My voting record is impeccable.
没错在削减富豪们的遗产税这类问题上
Yes, on issues like cutting inheritance tax for millionaires,
以及"让英国保持英国化"
and "Keeping Britain British."
玛雅你朋友不了解自己在说什么
Uh, Maya, your friend doesn't know what he's talking about.
他...他其实是安斯丽的朋友
He's--he's more Ainsley's friend.
你曾经勇敢过
You may have been brave once,
但你现在只顾帮助有钱的白人老头们
but now you only help rich, old white people.
你就是只同志恐龙[老古董]
You're a gay dinosaur.
大家都叫你同性恋霸王龙
That's why everyone calls you LGBT-Rex.
够了
That's enough.
我不许一位穿网眼上衣的男人居高临下对我说话
I will not be spoken down to by a man in a mesh top.
我觉得各位今晚在基吧都有所收获
Okay, well, I think we've all learned a lot here tonight at G-A-Y,
安斯丽和我先撤了拜拜
and so Ainsley and I are gonna say B-Y-E. Bye.
很高兴认识你
Aww--oh. Nice to meet you.
-你不记得我了是吧 -不
- You don't remember me, do you? - No.
两年前的万圣节
Halloween two years ago.
我扮成《我是你的奴隶》里的小甜甜
I was Britney, Slave 4 U era.
你是《军官与绅士》中的理查德·基尔
You were Richard Gere, An Officer and a Gentleman.
你全程没脱袜子
You kept your socks on.
我以为我们玩得很开心
I thought we had a nice time.
但我猜让你这样的人记得我
But I guess it's too much to ask someone like you
真是奢求
to remember someone like me.
我大大超出了预算
I went a lot over budget!
我觉得...我觉得还行吧
Well, I think, uh-- I think this is all right.
还行
All right?
你知道给一位冷漠寡言的石油大亨
Do you know how hard it was to design a home
做室内设计有多难吗
for a gruff, monosyllabic oilman?
不知道
No.
太难了我要听夸奖
Very hard. I want compliments.
好吧
Well, um, all right.
我觉得这样可以了
I'd say, um, yeah, I think this works.
那对我来说算是真心夸赞了
Well, that is effusive for me.
得了吧
Oh, come on.
你可以花半小时剖析克林特·伊斯特伍德
You spent half an hour describing the nuance
在《不法之徒》中的那些表演细节有多好
of Clint Eastwood's performance in The Outlaw Josey Wales.
人们太滥用夸奖了
People just give too many compliments.
每个人都在讲 "那太赞了我#死了"
Everyone's like, "That's amazeballs. I'm #dead."
我不会告诉某人某事很不错
I'll, uh, I'll tell somebody something's good
除非我是真心的
when I-- when I mean it.
那是什么
Hey, what's that?
那是爱田机场吗
Is that Love Field?
对
Yes.
是50年代一位艺术家画的
That is an artist rendering from the 1950s.
真是个好听的机场名字
That's such a pretty name for an airport.
那是我父亲设计的
My father designed that building.
我知道傻瓜所以我才把它挂在这儿
I know, dummy. That's why I put it on your wall.
安斯丽·霍华德这个
Ainsley Howard. Now, this?
这真不错
This is good.
你说得对
You're right.
知道你是真心那么觉得感觉很不错
That does feel better knowing you really mean it.
那接下来呢
So what's next?
就这些了
That's it.
我彻底完工了
My work here is done.
真的吗你结束了吗
Really? You finished?
是的
I am.
但跟你合作真的很开心
But it's been a real pleasure.
我会怀念跟你合作的感觉
I'm gonna miss working with you.
花♥园♥呢你还可以装饰下花♥园♥啊
The garden-you can decorate the garden.
我又不是庭园设计师
Well, I'm not really a landscaper.
我相信你的眼光
Uh, well, I trust your eye.
好吧反正是你的钱我乐意帮你花掉
Okay. Well, it's your money. I'm happy to spend it.
瞧瞧这个
Just look at this.
若年轻人不能阻止这种事的发生我为何雇他们
Why do I hire young people if they can't prevent things like this?
你们本该让我保持"被唤醒"才对
You're supposed to keep me awoken.
你是说开明吗
Oh, do you mean woke?
是吗
Do I?
那家伙真是放肆怎么敢说我只会帮跟我一样的人
How dare that man say that I only help people like me.
如何解释我对
How do you explain my support
女人花俱乐部或儿童图书馆公车的支持
for the women's flower club or the children's library bus?
我看上去像个女人或儿童吗托尼
Do I look like a woman or a child, Tony?
是马♥克♥思♥
Uh, it's Marcus--
我的名字是马♥克♥思♥
my--my name.
我无法替托尼发表意见
Well, I can't speak for Tony,
但我觉得他的意思或许是你的党派
but maybe he's referring to your party's
对于一切事务都不够大胆革新进步的态度
less than progressive stance on... everything.
我只是...
Oh, I just--
我只是不喜欢被人视作恶人
I just hate that people might think I'm the bad guy.
我才不是恶人
I'm not the bad guy.
我曾投票支持黑人历史周
I voted for Black History Week.
-是黑人历史月 -整个月吗
- Month. - A whole month?
好吧那很棒
Well... That's wonderful.
我能不能说
Can I just say that
我很高兴你在担心这事
I'm thrilled that you're concerned about this.
我很乐意帮助你改变你的形象
I would love to help you change your image.
你有什么建议
What do you suggest?
或许你可以将西装和有趣的运动鞋搭配起来穿
Maybe you could pair a suit with some fun sneakers.
或许你可以支持一些
Or maybe you could support
别人以为你不会支持的项目
a cause that people wouldn't expect from you,
比如问题少年帮扶项目或女性庇护所项目
like an at-risk youth program or a women's shelter.
没错好主意玛雅列个表吧
Oh, yes. Good idea, Maya. Compile a list.
那帮扶豪士罗区一个濒临倒闭的社区剧院怎么样
Uh, what about a struggling community theater in Hounslow?
什么不要
What? No.
我觉得这不是个好主意
I-I just don't think that's a good idea.
等等具体是什么情况
Wait. What is it?
就是一帮贫穷的
It's a bunch of poor,
种族多样化的孩子要演出《音乐之声》
ethnically diverse kids doing Sound of Music.
想象一下先生穆♥斯♥林♥ 印度人
Picture it, sir - Muslims, Hindus,
系头巾的女孩冒着巨大的风险唱歌♥
girls in headscarves, risking everything to sing. Probably.
想想那被媒体宣传多震撼
Think of the photo op.
听上去太完美了
Sounds perfect.
是啊可能也不是
Yeah, or not.
我还可以想出其他选择
I can--I can come up with some other options.
她只是嫉妒因为她没有先想到
She's just jealous that she didn't think of it first.
我已作出决定
The decision is made.
那些孩子的确需要帮助
These children are in need.
好样的马♥克♥思♥
Well done, Marcus.
达菲先生你是不是真的对一名家长说
Mr. Duffy, is it true that you told a parent
如果他们不喜欢你的教学风格
if they disliked your teaching style,
他们可以把孩子转去
they could transfer their child to,
「圣我他妈不在乎」学校
"Saint I-Don't-Give-A-Shit's"?
穆德校长我正在经历一些
Headmaster Mould, I'm kinda going through
史无前例的情感创伤
some unprecedented relationship trauma.
你愿意考虑让我带薪休假吗
Would you ever consider a paid sabbatical?
不行
No.
本校在遭受纳粹闪电战袭击时都保持运营
This academy stayed open during the Blitz.
一名数学老师勇敢对抗一个德国伞兵
A math teacher confronted a German paratrooper
用三角学课本把他活活打死了
and beat him to death with a trigonometry book.
天呐
Oh, my God.
我想说的是你休想因为你交往了
The point is, you're not getting time off
一个月的女孩甩了你就得到休假
just because some girl you've dated for a month has dumped you.
你是怎么知道这事的
How did you know that?
因为你告诉了每一个人
Because you told everyone.
达菲先生你让我别无选择
Mr. Duffy, you leave me no choice
只能派另一名老师监管你的课堂
but to assign another teacher to monitor your classes
直到你找回自我
until you find yourself.
是吗谁啊