四个婚礼和一个葬礼

Four Weddings and a Funeral S01E07

Part 2 Oct. 16, 2019, 9:22 p.m.

which celebrities have the same name as you.
没错可以来试试谁都可以
Yeah, right. Try me, right? Anyone.
安斯丽
Uh, Ainsley.
我想不出我真想不出
I don't know. I don't know.
这个太难了今晚你想要出去吗
It's tough. Hey, do you wanna go out tonight?
好工作简直要了我的命
Ugh, yes. Work has been killing me.
上周我被一个另类右翼的网站表扬了
I was praised on an Alt-right website last week.
托尼2号♥要带我们去一个同志俱乐部跳舞
Well, Tony 2's taking us dancing at a gay club.
你想来吗盖瑞特
You wanna come, Garrett?
那个我没法去同志酒吧
Right, yeah. I can't go to gay bars.
把别人挑逗起来可又不能回应这不太礼貌
It's impolite to give a boner that you can't reciprocate.
好吧我们去冲个澡吧
Right. Let's go shower.
怎么了我们是在欧洲
What? We're in Europe.
你能在我的试♥卷♥上签字吗
Can you sign my test please?
拉丁语考试得了一百分
100% in your Latin test?
非常好啊
That's very good.
"布拉德·皮特在哪部电影里饰演阿基里斯"
"Brad Pitt played Achilles in which film?"
《特洛伊》
Troy.
"你的名字在颠倒顺序的小孩黑话里怎么写"
"What is your name in pig Latin?"
尔斯·吉
Iles-gi.
什么傻瓜老师会弄这么个考试出来
Well, what idiot teacher would put together a test like this?
达菲我的哥们
Oh, Duffy! My man!
你怎么样啊
How's it going, brother?
你们的蜜月怎么样啊
Hey, guys. How was your honeymoon?
我的天...
Oh, man...
我不知道你对南极了解多少可真是冷啊
I don't know what you heard about Antarctica, but it is cold!
一只企鹅咬了我的屁♥股♥
A penguin bit my ass.
达菲这地方乱死了
Duffy, this place is a mess.
如果我想找个酒鬼来看♥房♥♥子
If I wanted a drunk slob to house sit,
我随便叫个表兄弟来
I would've asked any one of my cousins
或者我的叔叔我的爸妈就行了
or my uncles or my parents.
这不是我的问题
Yeah, well, it's not my fault.
你应该把你的保洁给开了
You should fire your house cleaner
因为她说我让她不高兴于是她就走了
because she said that I was bumming her out, and then she left.
一切都好吧达菲
Is everything okay, Duff?
这事和玛雅没关系吧
I mean, this isn't, uh, Maya-related, is it?
没关系克雷格
No, Craig.
在你们离开的两周里
I was emotionally destroyed by a different woman
我在感情方面被另一个女的给蹂躏了
in the two weeks that you were gone.
不会吧
Oh, no.
你的运气也太差了
You really have the worst luck.
什么不是的就是玛雅
What? No. It's Maya.
我还在生玛雅的气呢
I'm still mad at Maya.
我明白可我觉得她并不是想要伤害你的
I get it, but I don't think she meant to hurt you, brother.
你又不知道
You don't know that.
她有好多事你都不知道呢
Oh, there's a lot about her that you don't know.
-好多 -比如说
- A lot. - Like what?
没什么我去学校要迟到了
Nothing. I, uh--I'm late for school.
很抱歉我把你们的酒都喝了
I'm sorry that I drank all your alcohol
我看毛♥片♥染上病毒把你的电脑给搞崩溃了
and I broke your computer with a virus from a porn.
什么
What?
豪士罗社区剧院让我爱上了艺术
The Hounslow Community Theatre led to my love of the arts
并让我对自己的潜力有了信心
and made me believe in my potential.
这些孩子也应该得到同样的机会
These kids deserve the same opportunity.
拜托你们尽力捐款吧
Please. Give as much as you can.
♪再见别了♪
♪So long, farewell ♪
♪再会道别♪
♪ Au revoir, Auf Wiedersehen ♪
够了朱莉·安德鲁斯在棺材里都要起来了
Enough. Julie Andrews will be rolling in her grave.
朱莉·安德鲁斯还活着呢
Julie Andrews is still alive.
不你想的是朱莉·克里斯蒂我是对的
No, you're thinking of Julie Christie. I'm right.
好吧《特洛伊》的海伦被描写成
Okay, boys, now Helen of Troy is described
"一笑倾城"
as "The face that launched a thousand ships."
如果你要是有海伦写给帕里斯的秘密情书
What if you had a secret love letter
而且尽可以把它叫给安斯丽会发生什么事
written by Helen to Paris that you could give to Ainsley?
安斯丽是谁
Who's Ainsley?
是墨涅拉奥斯
Uh, Menelaus.
你们知道我是指墨涅拉奥斯
And you know I meant Menelaus.
别老犯傻伯纳德
Do not be obtuse, Bernard.
但是达菲先生
But, Mr. Duffy,
在您这个对自己失意爱情露骨的类比里
in this thinly-veiled analogy to your own romantic failings,
把信交给墨涅拉奥斯
wouldn't showing Menelaus the letter
难道不会让特洛伊之战更早爆发吗
just start the Trojan War sooner?
的确有可能
Yeah, maybe,
也许海伦是活该
or maybe Helen deserves that.
算了下课吧
Ah, forget it. Just--it's--class is dismissed.
你们都走吧
So please get out of here.
想去哪就去哪
Go wherever you go.
妈妈你来干什么
Mummy? What are you doing here?
我是来找达菲先生的回头见亲爱的
I'm here to speak to Mr. Duffy. I'll see you later, darling.
-这是什么玩意 -珍玛
- What the hell is this? - Gemma.
A+ 那孩子是书呆子你想让我怎么说
It's an A+. The kid's a nerd. What do you want me to tell you?
我的天你简直了
God, you're a state.
我现在正饱受折磨呢
Yeah, I'm kind of going through some stuff right now.
振作点孩子们还指望你呢
Well, snap out of it. These boys are counting on you.
如果他们不能熟练掌握拉丁文
How are they going to survive in the world
要如何在这世上生存
without a thorough grasp of Latin?
我尽力了伙计
I'm trying my best, dude.
伙计我花点小钱可不是为了让
Well, dude, I don't pay a small fortune so that
吉尔斯来听他老师抱怨
Giles can sit and listen to his teacher complain
女人多么讨厌他
about how women hate him.
我的错
Oh, yeah, sorry about that.
或许你可以给他转学
Well, maybe you could just transfer him.
我听说某校的拉丁部很棒
I hear they have a fantastic Latin department
那学校叫圣我他妈不在乎
at Saint I-Don't-Give-A-Shit!
珍玛等下我错了
Gemma, wait. I'm sorry about that.
我的天我正需要这样的夜生活
Oh, my God. I needed a night out.
两杯苹果马提尼
Two Appletinis please.
这不是电影而是个真实的同志酒吧
This isn't a movie. This is a real gay bar.
点杯正常的
Order a normal drink.
请来三杯杜松子酒加无糖汤力水
Three gin and slimline tonics, please.
你和盖瑞特是什么情况
So, what's going on with Garrett?
他看起来单纯又可爱
He seems really sweet and uncomplicated--
像一只金毛猎犬
like a golden retriever.
听着我知道你觉得他很蠢
Okay, I know you think he's dumb,
他确实蠢
and he is...
但是说句公道话
But in his defense,
他每两天才吃一顿饭
he only eats one meal every two days.
我们又不是在恋爱我完全不了解他
And it's not like we're dating. I barely even know him.
所以你们算是纯炮♥友♥
So you're, like, strangers with benefits.
-正是 -这主意不错
- Exactly. - I like that.
再说了卡什之后
Besides, after Kash,
我觉得我永远都不会再想和别人在一起了
I didn't think I was gonna ever wanna be with anyone again,
但是...我现在很好
but...I'm totally fine.
你今早听起来是很"好"了三次
Yeah, well, you sounded fine three times this morning.
-直上云霄啊小安 -我去
- Up top, Ains, whoo! - Oh, shit!
我天安德鲁
Oh, my God. Andrew.
别再想着你老板了就像是...
Oh, you need to stop thinking about your boss. It's like...
不不他在这儿
No, no. He's here.
嗨安德鲁
Hi, Andrew.
多有趣的意外你常来基吧吗
What a fun surprise. Do you come to G-A-Y often?
我喜欢这名字的微妙之处
I like the subtlety of the name.
-你好我是安德鲁 -嗨
- Hello, I'm Andrew. - Hi.
嗨我是安斯丽
Hi, I'm Ainsley.
我认得你
Oh, I know you.
正是在下安德鲁·奥尔德里奇
Ah, yes, it's me, Andrew Aldridge,
本党首位公开出柜的议员
the first openly gay MP in my party.
说来话长如果我们有时间...
It's quite a story. If we had time...
那是2002年
The year was 2002.
妮可·基德曼即将凭借一只假鼻子赢得奥斯卡
Nicole Kidman was about to win the Oscar by a nose.
就这些了
Well, that's just it.
那是2002年的事那之后你还做过什么