四个婚礼和一个葬礼

Four Weddings and a Funeral S01E02

Part 3 Oct. 16, 2019, 9:22 p.m.

That's bullshit.
你是个孬种
You're being a coward,
她不应该被这样对待
and she deserves better than that.
木星环
The rings of Jupiter.
土星
Saturn!
-安斯丽 -是我
- Ainsley. - That's right.
-老娘回来了 -亲爱的
- The bitch is back. - Oh, honey.
我好担心你啊
I've been so worried about you.
我几乎确定你要自杀了
I was almost certain you'd kill yourself.
谢谢托尼我挺好的
Oh, well, thank you, Tony, but I'm okay.
这边怎么样啊
How are things around here?
你不在简直就是噩梦
It has been a nightmare without you.
托尼2号♥让我们从十点干到五点
Tony 2 makes us start at 10:00 and work until 5:00.
这本来就是我们的营业时间
Those would be the store hours.
你干嘛不去给装饰鸟去掸掸土
Why don't you dust the decorative birds?
你确定现在就回来不是太早吗
Are you sure it's not too soon for you to be coming back?
我了解我自己
Mm. Mm, I know myself.
对我来说最好的就是忘掉卡什
The best thing for me to do is to just forget about Kash
忘掉婚礼工作
and weddings and work.
欢迎来安斯丽·霍华德设计室
Hi, welcome to Ainsley Howard Designs.
我是安斯丽·霍华德有什么可以帮你们的
I'm Ainsley Howard. How can we help you?
我们刚刚结婚
Oh, we just got married
希望你们来为我们装饰新房♥
and would love for you to decorate our new home.
我们希望它能像我们彼此的爱那样美好
We want it to be as beautiful as the love we share.
我们开始吧
Let's get started.
茱莉亚
Hey, Julia.
国家美术馆
Wow, the National Gallery.
没想到他们有这么多伟大的艺术品
And who knew they had so much great art?
我想要找个公共场所
I wanted to pick a public place
免得你大闹
where you couldn't make a scene
但威斯敏斯特大教堂关了
and Westminster Abbey was closed.
他们又在拍丘吉尔的电影
They're doing another Churchill movie.
我会尽量小点声的
Well, I'll try to be quiet,
不过美国人正常的讲话对英国人就是在吼叫了
but American talking is British screaming.
对不起
Sorry.
我一年前和你联♥系♥
When I contacted you a year ago,
是为了得到医疗信息
it was to get medical information.
如果你那么想要做父亲
If you wanted to be a father so badly,
五年前我怀孕时你就应该试试
you could have tried when I was pregnant five years ago.
我不知道你怀孕了
I didn't know you were pregnant.
你就留了个信息说我们应该谈谈
You just left a message saying we needed to talk.
你没理我
Which you ignored.
因为我以为你想要说的是我们约会的事
Because I thought you wanted to talk about us dating,
而我还没做好承担责任的准备呢
and I wasn't ready for commitment.
孩子就是终极的责任你这个混♥蛋♥
A child is the ultimate commitment, you twat.
当你意识到作为父亲不仅仅是
And I don't need you breaking her heart
来回踢几下足球那么简单时
when you realize that being a parent
我不想让她被你伤了心
is more than just kicking a football back and forth.
这是什么
What's this?
这是一份文件表明你同意
It's a document saying that you agree
放弃一切家长权利
to give up all your parental rights.
我要你在周一前签好
I want it signed by Monday.
你还去找了律师之类的
Wow. You went to a lawyer and everything.
我就是律师很出色的律师
I am a lawyer. A very good lawyer.
周一
Monday.
嘘你个头
You shush.
-亲爱的 -嗯
- Darling. - Hmm?
我在想也许今晚我们能
I was wondering, tonight maybe we could
看看斯♥诺♥克也许...
watch a bit of the snooker and maybe...
你不喝酒然后从俱乐部开车送我回家
You could stay sober and drive me home from the club.
不行我要去游戏之夜
No, I'm going to game night.
我还想你是不是也一起来呢
I thought maybe you could come too?
算了我宁可去死
Oh, no, I'd rather die.
还是谢了
Thank you, though.
这桌子很不错不过棱角太尖了
Oh, this table's lovely. Oh, but the sharp corners...
我担心如果我们有小孩的话...
I just worry if we have a baby...
那还早呢
But that's a long way off.
什么
What?
我本想等到今晚再告诉你的
I was going to wait until tonight to tell you.
我们要有孩子了
We're having a baby?
对
Yeah!
-你们有香槟吗 -当然
- Do you have any champagne? - Sure.
我去拿
Let me get some.
再次恭喜
Congratulations, again.
谢谢
Thank you.
每一段感情的结束
Every time a relationship has ended,
我都知道原因白嫖占有欲太强
I've always known why: mooch, possessive,
吻他妈妈的嘴像拉塞尔·布兰德[花♥花♥公♥子♥]
kisses his mom on the lips, is Russell Brand.
可卡什呢我不明白是为什么
But with Kash, I don't know why.
我是那么的爱他
And I loved him so much.
-你这个"嗯哼"是什么意思 -我表示同意
- What do you mean "Mm-hmm"? - I'm agreeing with you.
不我之前问你我留刘海
No, that's the "Mm‐hmm" you give me
会不会好看时你的回答也是这个"嗯哼"
when I ask if I would look good with bangs,
顺便说一下我留刘海肯定好看
which I would, by the way.
听着我14岁时疯狂爱上了乔治·迈克尔
Listen, when I was 14, I fell madly in love with George Michael,
我知晓关于他的一切
knew everything about him.
他喜欢十字架耳环不喜欢非洲的饥荒
Likes, cross earrings, dislikes: famine in Africa.
在我的意识里我们是一体的
In my mind, we were one.
好吧这跟我和卡什的事有什么关系
Okay, what does this have to do with me and Kash?
恐怕你对你未婚夫的了解
I'm afraid you knew your fiancé less
尚不及我对乔治·迈克尔的了解
than I knew George Michael,
尽管我从未见过他
whom I never met.
不好意思我们是灵魂伴侣
Excuse me, we were soul mates.
那他生日时你送了他什么礼物
Okay, so, what did you get him for his birthday?
威士忌石头冰块和一个iPad
Whiskey stones and an iPad.
天呐真是很棒的礼物
Oh, my God, such a great gift.
-是啊 -如果他是你继父这才算好礼物
- Yeah. - If he were your stepfather.
告诉我你喜欢他什么
Tell me...tell me what you liked about him.
跟他做♥爱♥很爽他很有魅力聪明
The sex was great, he's charming, he's smart...
我还喜欢他的穿衣搭配
I liked the way he dressed.
或许我爱他的点是无法用语言来表达的
Maybe the things I love about him transcended words.
等下卡什卡什
Hey, yo, Kash! Kash!
太好了兄弟快过来
Yo, my brother! Come here, man.
巴希尔
Basheer.
怎么样老兄
How's it going, man?
我听说你回来了
I heard you was back in our ends.
真是好多年没见了
It's been ages, man.
是啊就回来一段时间我现在跟我爸一起住
Yeah, temporarily. I'm staying with my dad.
当然了我听说婚礼的事了
Yes, of course. I heard about the wedding.
我真的很遗憾
I'm very sorry about that.
大家都在谈论这事
Literally everyone's been talking about it, though.
你需要知道这点好吗
You need to know that, yeah?
不过我并不知道一些确凿的细节
Not that I have any confirmed details, of course,
因为你并没有邀请我
'cause it's not like you invited me
或是我们那帮老朋友所以...
or any of the old crew, so...
是啊好吧
Oh, right, yeah.
我对此感到很抱歉
I'm‐‐I'm sorry about that, man.
看来你也不会去度蜜月了
I guess you're not going on the honeymoon then.
是啊就每晚跟我爸一起待在家里
No, just staying at home every night with my dad.
那真是太好了我跟你说说怎么个好法
That's great news. I'll tell you why.
那意味着你今晚可以来我家参加派对了
That means you're free to come to my house party tonight.
那简直是豪士罗区名人♥大♥聚会
Listen, it's a real "Who's who" of Hounslow.
-尤其是现在你也要参加了 -我不确定
- Especially now you're coming. - I don't know, man.
我真的没心情去参加派对
I'm‐‐I'm not really in the mood to go to a party tonight.
听我说我明白
Listen, I understand.
你现在情绪泛滥
You're emotional,
但这可不是普通的小派对兄弟
but this ain't no normal house party, brother.
这是DJ前戏的告别巡演
This is DJ Foreplay's farewell tour.
好吧 DJ前戏那句话怎么说的来着
Right, yeah, DJ Foreplay. What was it?
"他在主活动前就能让你心烦意乱"
"He gets you hot and bothered before the main event."
-那到时候见吧 -不我可能不会去