四个婚礼和一个葬礼

Four Weddings and a Funeral S01E08

Part 6 Oct. 16, 2019, 9:22 p.m.

and tonight I'm debuting my very own board game.
无秘
"诺斯克雷茨" 什么是"诺斯克雷茨"
"Nosecrets." What's "Nosecrets"?
无秘扎拉推出无秘
No Secrets. Zara Presents No Secrets.
我们选的字体很难看
We picked a bad font.
无所谓了来不及改了
It doesn't matter. It's too late to fix it.
我以为是"诺斯克雷茨"
I thought it had said "Nosecrets."
克雷格没有告诉我他秘密小孩的时候
When Craig hid his secret child from me,
差点就毁了我们的感情
it almost destroyed our relationship.
但我们挺了过来
But we worked through it,
启发我创造了这个桌游
and it inspired me to create this board game.
什么情况
Wait, what's happening?
游戏的目标
The aim of the game
就是证明你了解
is to prove that you know everything there is to know
你朋友的一切你们之间"诺斯克雷茨"
about your friends, that you have "Nosecrets"--
无秘
No secrets.
我根本不认识在座的各位
I don't really know anyone here.
他们邀请你来之前
Yeah, well, someone should have thought about that
就该想到这个的
before inviting you.
道具刚刚够所有人
We have the perfect amount of pieces for everyone to play
只要没人再来
as long as no one else is coming.
这最好是耶♥和♥华♥见证人
That better be a Jehovah's Witness!
你好我是布莱斯
Hello, I'm Bryce.
安斯丽为我家做了装潢
Ainsley, uh, decorated my house.
我是来参加游戏之夜的
I'm here for game night.
老天
For Christ's sake.
好啊布莱斯
Bryce, hi!
你怎么来了
Uh, what are you doing here?
珍玛和达菲邀请的我
Uh, well, Gemma and Duffy invited me.
希望你们不介意
I hope it's okay that I came.
你不是说
Hey, I thought you told me
你朋友都是年轻性感的吗
all your friends were young and hot.
这就像是在看《柯明斯基理论》[主角是两老头]
This is like an episode of The Kominsky Method.
够了快点选搭档
Enough chitchat. Pick partners.
布莱斯
Bryce...
我的初恋叫什么
what was the name of my first true love?
天这好傻你不用
Oh, God. This is dumb. You don't have to--
《橘子郡》里的亚当·布罗迪
Adam Brody from The O. C.
你还记得
You remember that?
肯定是你停下工作
It must have come up in conversation
哭诉的时候跟我说的
while you were yammering away instead of working.
说出一首在我成长♥期♥间对我很重要的歌♥
Name a song that meant a lot to me growing up.
《The Boys Are Back in Town》
The Boys Are Back in Town.
你是傻子吗你不想赢吗
Are you stupid? Do you hate winning?
抱歉我选了这首歌♥去参加《X音素》海选
Uh, sorry, I auditioned with that song for X Factor.
进入了前1500名
and I got down to the top 1,500 auditionees.
该我了
Okay, yes, my turn.
你肯定猜不到这个
Okay, yeah, you're never gonna get this one,
我最爱的小说是什么
but, uh, what is my favorite novel of all time?
《驯龙大♥师♥7》
Dragon Master Seven.
不不不是
No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not--
是《白鲸》
It's, uh, Moby-Dick.
好珍玛和达菲零分
Okay, zero points for Gemma and Duffy.
不不他说谎就是那本
Uh, no, no, no, he's lying. It's that porno dragon book
-你总是在看的黄色驯龙书 -不是
- you're always reading. - No, no, no, no!
现在就在你包里
It's in your satchel right now!
我不知道你在说什么
I literally have no idea what you're talking about.
-是吗 -我真不知道
- Oh, really? - Yes, I really don't--
-不要不要 -我们来看看
- No, no, no, no, no, no! - Let's have a look, shall we?
-不要好吧 -放开我
- No, no! Okay, fine! - Get off!
对对这就是我最爱的书
Yes, yeah, that's my favorite book.
但不是黄书好吗
But it is not porn, okay?
因为那只龙
'Cause the dragon,
为了飞就必须夺取公主的初夜
it has to take the princess' virginity in order to fly!
最让我心碎的事
What was my greatest heartbreak?
撒切尔夫人去世
The death of Margaret Thatcher?
不是那个是很悲剧但不是答案
Uh, no. While tragic, it wasn't that.
我自己的故事
Well, it's sort of a personal story.
不太适合跟一群陌生人分享
It's really not appropriate for a party of strangers.
你必须说出来这是规则
Well, you have to tell because those are the rules.
好吧
Fine, all right.
最让我心碎的是我的初恋
Um, my, uh, greatest heartbreak was my first love,
一个叫罗纳德·克拉克的男人
a man called Ronald Clarke.
发生了什么你怎么没和他在一起了
Well, what happened? Why are you not still with him?
都怪我
It was my fault, really.
我们在一起了一段时间
Uh, we were together for a while.
当时时代不一样
It was a different time, and, uh...
我不知道你们能不能体会
I'm not sure you can understand.
我曾是现在仍是公众人物
I had--I still have a public persona.
人们对我的看法很重要
It matters what people think,
即使我不喜欢
even if I don't like what they think.
而不是公开
And rather than go public
我们的关系
with our relationship...
所以我结束了那段感情
I ended it.
然后
And then...
他死了
He died.
艾滋
AIDS.
不是飞机失事
No, a plane crash.
飞机失事
Plane crash, yeah.
在那一刻
And in that moment,
我知道我犯了
I knew that I had made
这辈子最大的一个错误
the worst mistake of my life.
我经常想一个人应该为爱冒多大风险
I often wonder how much someone should risk for love.
随着我年纪的增大
And the older I get,
我越来越相信答案是
the more I believe that the answer is...
一切
Everything.
抱歉我不是有意破坏气氛的
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to spoil the fun.
你不用走的
Wait, you don't-you don't have to go.
我还是走吧
No, I think I do.
-阿西夫 -玛雅
- Asif. - Oh, Maya.
你知道卡什在哪吗
Do you know where Kash is?
在里面但你穿成这样不能进去
He's inside, but you can't go in dressed like that.
我以为我打扮得不错呢
Oh, I thought I look nice.
别担心我带你进去
Don't worry. I'll hook you up.
你有看到玛雅吗
Have you seen Maya?
没她不舒服回家了
Uh, no. She felt sick so she had to go home.
-你逗我吧 -没有
- You're kidding. - No.
小安我能叫你小安吗
Uh, Ains--can I call you Ains?
-不行 -好吧
- Not really. - Right.
尽管我体验了
Um, although I've savored
今晚这个美味的欲擒故纵游戏
this delicious cat-and-mouse game tonight,
我们都是成年人
we're both adults.
就像成年人的样子吧
Let's do what adults do.
-天不要 -不要
- Oh, God, no. - No?
你在干什么你怎么不去吻玛雅
What are you doing? Why aren't you trying to kiss Maya?
玛雅
Maya?
我都不觉得她是女人
I don't even see her as a woman.
她就像个无性别的对手
She's just, like, a genderless adversary.
太可惜了
Well, that's a shame,
因为她很关心你
'cause she really cares about you.
这是什么情况
So what's going on?
这是新人
This is when the newlyweds
作为丈夫和妻子
get to see each other's faces for the first time
第一次看到对方的脸
as husband and wife.
可他们有见过彼此啊
But they've seen each other before.
嗯但他们没有在婚姻之光下见过
Yeah, but they haven't seen each other under the light of marriage.
我好帅
Wow. I look amazing.
现在在镜子里他们可以看到他们的未来
Now in the mirror, they can see their future.
两个人在一起面对全世界
It's the two of them together facing the rest of the world.
布莱斯要走了你在干什么
Bryce is getting ready to leave. What are you doing?
你们想我做什么
What do you want me to do?