神探可伦坡（1971）

Columbo S01E08

Part 1 July 18, 2023, 8:13 a.m.

比 Borgias 更好。
Better than the Borgias.
是时候来点自发的
欢乐了！
Time for a little spontaneous
merriment!
少年！
Junior!
工人起来！抗♥议♥出♥售♥
你的公♥司♥，你的工作。
Workers arise! Protest the sale of
your company, your jobs.
Junior, please, come on!
少年，拜托，加油！
Junior，Junior，请稍等。
那是什么？塑料？
Junior, Junior, please wait.
What is that? Plastic?
是的。
Yeah.
你发明的？
You invent it?
Oh, no, I wish I had. But,
I mean,
哦，不，我希望我有。但是，
我的意思是，
并不是说有人会关心
这个方形组织。
not that anybody'd cares around
this square organization.
斯坦福先生，巴克纳先生正在等待。
Mr.Stanford, Mr.Buckner is waiting.
再见，姑娘们！
Bye, girls!
Roger, what is the matter with you?
罗杰，你怎么了？
Well, what's wrong? I came right
over the moment you phoned.
那么，怎么了？你打电♥话♥的那一刻我就来了
。
I was afraid you'd gone home.
I tried every place in the plant.
我担心你回家了。
我试遍了工厂的每个地方。
Roger.
罗杰。
你在
暗房♥里做什么？
What were you doing in your
darkroom?
现在你不用担心了。你
曝光不足。
Now don't you worry. You were
underexposed.
你没有，你没有冲洗
那些照片？
You didn't, you didn't develop
those pictures?
You know, I've been analyzing
this stuff.
你知道，我一直在分♥析♥
这些东西。
Why doesn't our plastics division
ever make...
为什么我们的塑料部门
从来不生产...
进入你的叔叔。
他很不高兴！
Get into your uncle.
He is very upset!
现在，等等！那东西在
这里做什么？
Now, wait! What is that stuff doing
here?
Benson dropped it off from the
house.
Benson 把它从
房♥子里掉了下来。
I'm gonna have someone
take it out to his car.
我会让某人
把它带到他的车里。
But he isn't going to Pinewild
until tomorrow morning!
但他要到明天早上才会去 Pinewild！
早餐时，他告诉多莉阿姨...
At breakfast, he told Aunt Dory...
So he changed his mind.
Roger, please...
所以他改变了主意
罗杰，拜托...
No, no, no, wait a minute. Have
you checked to make sure that...
不，不，不，等一下。有
你检查以确保......
...Benson packed everything
he needed?
...Benson 打包了
他需要的一切？
I mean the...royal cravats?
The gold toothbrush? That's...
我是说...皇家领带？
金牙刷？那是...
No cigars! Oh, Benson,
you are fired.
没有雪茄！哦，本森，
你被解雇了。
And you, Miss Bishop,
you are next!
而你，Bishop 小姐，
你是下一个！
Do you realize what will happen
when the great D.L. wakes up to...
你知道会发生什么
当伟大的 DL 醒来...
...find no box of Fidel's finest?
...找不到一盒 Fidel 最好的？
我正要得到它们。
I was just gonna get them.
你会停止吗？罗杰，他
让昆西和他一起在里面。
Will you stop this? Roger, he's
got Quincy in there with him.
哦，你知道，我喜欢你脸上那种担心
的表情。
Oh, you know, I love that worried
expression on your face.
Now, you just hold... hold it.
现在，你只需握住...握住它。
罗杰，停下来进去。
Roger, stop this and get in there.
Come on, now, give me a smile.
来吧，给我一个微笑。
Now, Roger. What do you think?
现在，罗杰。你怎么认为？
Smile. Look over here and smile.
微笑。看这里，微笑。
罗杰，你能不能把那个愚蠢的相机放下
现在告诉我，你觉得怎么样？
Roger, will you put that silly camera down
and tell me now, what do you think?
Oh, I tell you Quincy.
哦，我告诉你昆西。
When I was seventeen years old,
I told my aunt not to marry him.
当我十七岁的时候，
我告诉我姑姑不要嫁给他。
哦，DL，你的语法很糟糕。
Oh D.L., your syntax is terrible.
听这个，
我，罗杰·斯坦福第二...
Listen to this,
I, Roger Stanford the second...
罗杰，我有一个管理
会议，我想结束。
Roger, I have a management
meeting, I'd like to wind up.
无论如何，谁会相信这个？
我的意思是，我的声明，
Who is going to believe this, anyway?
I mean, a statement from me,
批准出♥售♥我父亲创办的公♥司♥
。
approving the sale of a company
that my own father started.
我的意思是，他会在坟墓里翻身。
I mean, he'd roll over in his grave.
你知道，你没有阅读
底部的最后一段。
You know, you didn't read down
the bottom there, the last paragraph.
他们会相信的
They'll believe it all right,
if you tell them that you've lost
your interest in chemicals,
如果你告诉他们你已经失去
你对化学品的兴趣，
you don't care about working here
anymore,
你不在乎在这里工作
了，
and you're going to Europe.
然后你要去欧洲
哦！
Oh!
我必须让我的人冷静下来
在这附近，罗杰。
I've got to calm my people down
around here, Roger.
I've got to get rid of this rumor,
this silly fear that...
我必须摆脱这个谣言，
这个愚蠢的恐惧...
...the sale of the company is going to
endanger their jobs.
...公♥司♥的出♥售♥将会
危及他们的工作。
不是它不会改变
这里的任何东西。
It's not. It's not going to change
anything around here.
除了顶部！
Except at the top!
Because besides being President of
Stanford Chemical,
因为除了是
斯坦福化学的总裁，
you would also be the big man
in the conglomerate.
你也会成为企业集团中的大人物
。
Now, wouldn't you?
现在，是吗？
不，不，不只是我，罗杰。
No, no, it isn't just me, Roger.
是的，那么你的副总裁
总裁呢，我的意思是，...
Yeah, and what about your vice
president, I mean, how long is...
...Logan gonna last when they
find out how he opposed you?
...当他们
发现他如何反对你时，Logan 会坚持下去吗？
他认为出♥售♥这家公♥司♥
是犯罪行为。我，你看，我无所谓。
He thinks the sale of this company is
criminal. Me, look, I don't matter.
I didn't inherit enough stock,
but Aunt Dory did!
我没有继承足够的股票，
但多莉阿姨继承了！
我告诉你，
你还没有说服她。
And I tell you,
you haven't persuaded her yet.
She'll go along just as soon as
you do.
她会和
你一起去。
如果她没有竭尽全力宠你宠你，
If she hadn't bent over backwards
to spoil you and pamper you,
when she took you in as a kid.
当她收养你的时候
Oh, Quincy. Isn't he amusing?
哦，昆西。他不是很有趣吗？
He married my aunt but he couldn't
marry her stock, what's the matter?
他娶了我姑姑，但他不能
嫁给她的股票，怎么回事？
为什么你不能让她给
你控制？
Why can't you get her to give
you control?
快六点了，巴克纳先生。
It's almost six o'clock, Mr.Buckner.
道路会很湿，
我们要开很长的路。
The roads will be wet and
we've got a long drive.